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Unknown answers to world mysteries

Stephen Hawking, the master of so many scientific theories on space and time, celebrated his 70th birthday--50 years confined to a wheelchair..

He may have many answers and have written pounds of books, but he can't explain perhaps one of the biggest mysteries of the planet: He can't explain women

Unknown answers to world mysteries

Stephen Hawking, the master of so many scientific theories on space and time, celebrated his 70th birthday--50 years confined to a wheelchair..

He may have many answers and have written pounds of books, but he can't explain perhaps one of the biggest mysteries of the planet: He can't explain women

Well.. every sperm WAS sacred... until science created sperm

Women just don't need men like they used to.
Even less with news now that scientists have successfully grown sperm in a lab dish, I suspect men will be needed even less.

Indeed, it sounds threatening: No more need for the bar scene.. no night out. No dinner. No movie. No.. well, you know what comes next. Meatloaf sang about it and lots of men each weekend want to get there. 
Now with scientific breakthroughs, the bar of the future may be a dance club rave filled with happy women and test tubes, right next to the next shot of alcohol happily flowing into their systems.
Sure, the story says that men who are infertile can now be helped with the new discovery.. but really, men, you think your infertile bones are what women want? They seek the fertile. The fresh..the healthy. 
The test tube. That almighty tube of wonder.. yearning to break free..
The 'holy grail' .. a man's sperm growing outside of the man's body.
So human race: Now what?

Well.. every sperm WAS sacred... until science created sperm

Women just don't need men like they used to.
Even less with news now that scientists have successfully grown sperm in a lab dish, I suspect men will be needed even less.

Indeed, it sounds threatening: No more need for the bar scene.. no night out. No dinner. No movie. No.. well, you know what comes next. Meatloaf sang about it and lots of men each weekend want to get there. 
Now with scientific breakthroughs, the bar of the future may be a dance club rave filled with happy women and test tubes, right next to the next shot of alcohol happily flowing into their systems.
Sure, the story says that men who are infertile can now be helped with the new discovery.. but really, men, you think your infertile bones are what women want? They seek the fertile. The fresh..the healthy. 
The test tube. That almighty tube of wonder.. yearning to break free..
The 'holy grail' .. a man's sperm growing outside of the man's body.
So human race: Now what?
Polls show Paul in a position to pull off an upset victory in the caucuses Tuesday night, an accomplishment that, if it happens, would amount to one extremely sharp stick in the eye of the GOP establishment.

Indeed it would be a sharp jab at the GOP hierarchy.. which is exactly what major conservatives tonight are backing Santorum. Cain didn’t work. Perry didn’t work. Gingrich didn’t work. Mitt never worked.. then there was Paul.. with his revolution since the mid 2000s .. true founder of the tea party.. ready to clinch it in Iowa and defy all odds .. Tomorrow may get quite interesting. After all, if Ron Paul wins the caucus, the media will have to cover a victory speech.. and if America hears his speech? …well, all hell could break loose.
Polls show Paul in a position to pull off an upset victory in the caucuses Tuesday night, an accomplishment that, if it happens, would amount to one extremely sharp stick in the eye of the GOP establishment.

Indeed it would be a sharp jab at the GOP hierarchy.. which is exactly what major conservatives tonight are backing Santorum. Cain didn’t work. Perry didn’t work. Gingrich didn’t work. Mitt never worked.. then there was Paul.. with his revolution since the mid 2000s .. true founder of the tea party.. ready to clinch it in Iowa and defy all odds .. Tomorrow may get quite interesting. After all, if Ron Paul wins the caucus, the media will have to cover a victory speech.. and if America hears his speech? …well, all hell could break loose.

Mt. Rainier gunman found--dead

A tragic story developed yesterday when a 34-year-old female park ranger--and mother of two young children. Now today, police confirm that the body of the gunman was found at the Washington park..

Sadly Margaret Anderson is gone from the earth due to the violence.. The suspected shooter, Benjamin  Colton Barnes.. he was embroiled in a custody dispute and, according to reports, may have never adjusted to life after war..

Mt. Rainier gunman found--dead

A tragic story developed yesterday when a 34-year-old female park ranger--and mother of two young children. Now today, police confirm that the body of the gunman was found at the Washington park..

Sadly Margaret Anderson is gone from the earth due to the violence.. The suspected shooter, Benjamin  Colton Barnes.. he was embroiled in a custody dispute and, according to reports, may have never adjusted to life after war..

The culprit caught?

A man has been detained after dozens of fires were set across the LA area

The culprit caught?

A man has been detained after dozens of fires were set across the LA area

The next four months of your life: Weekly doses of political mayhem, negative ads, and talking points and talking heads covering the TV airwaves. Get ready

January 3, 2012Iowa (caucus)January 10, 2012New Hampshire (primary)January 21, 2012South Carolina (primary)January 31, 2012Florida (primary)February 4, 2012Nevada (caucus)February 4–11, 2012Maine (caucus)February 7, 2012Colorado (caucus)
Minnesota (caucus)
Missouri (primary) – *See note below on MissouriFebruary 28, 2012Arizona (primary)
Michigan (primary)March 3, 2012Washington (caucus)March 6, 2012
(Super Tuesday)Alaska (caucus)
Georgia (primary)
Idaho (caucus)
Massachusetts (primary)
North Dakota (caucus)
Ohio (primary)
Oklahoma (primary)
Tennessee (primary)
Vermont (primary)
Virginia (primary)March 6-10, 2012Wyoming (caucus)March 10, 2012Kansas (caucus)
U.S. Virgin Islands (caucus)March 13, 2012Alabama (primary)
Hawaii (caucus)
Mississippi (primary)

The next four months of your life: Weekly doses of political mayhem, negative ads, and talking points and talking heads covering the TV airwaves. Get ready

January 3, 2012Iowa (caucus)January 10, 2012New Hampshire (primary)January 21, 2012South Carolina (primary)January 31, 2012Florida (primary)February 4, 2012Nevada (caucus)February 4–11, 2012Maine (caucus)February 7, 2012Colorado (caucus)
Minnesota (caucus)
Missouri (primary) – *See note below on MissouriFebruary 28, 2012Arizona (primary)
Michigan (primary)March 3, 2012Washington (caucus)March 6, 2012
(Super Tuesday)Alaska (caucus)
Georgia (primary)
Idaho (caucus)
Massachusetts (primary)
North Dakota (caucus)
Ohio (primary)
Oklahoma (primary)
Tennessee (primary)
Vermont (primary)
Virginia (primary)March 6-10, 2012Wyoming (caucus)March 10, 2012Kansas (caucus)
U.S. Virgin Islands (caucus)March 13, 2012Alabama (primary)
Hawaii (caucus)
Mississippi (primary)

And then there were three..

With all of the twists, turns, and controversies in the Republican race for the 2012 nomination, it's amazing we have come to this road: Ready in Iowa, caucus goers tomorrow are about to end the pronouncements, announcements, corny catch phrases, and all of the mixture in between. Newt Gingrich surged. Herman Cain purged. Michelle Bachmann splurged.. and Ron Paul merged--as a front runner--with Mitt Romney. Rick Perry crashed and burned with his inability to remember his own talking points. And now, as the Iowa season comes to an EAAARRRLLY end (really, January 3 WE BEGIN THIS!?) Rick Santorum is getting perhaps his last shot for primary victory.. new polls show him gaining immense momentum.


Would anyone have thought Rick Santorum and Ron Paul would be the main challenges to Mitt Romney's assumption of the nomination? The establishment may let them have a victory or two in Iowa and New Hampshire. But then expect the machine to begin pumping out the ads come South Carolina, Virg…

And then there were three..

With all of the twists, turns, and controversies in the Republican race for the 2012 nomination, it's amazing we have come to this road: Ready in Iowa, caucus goers tomorrow are about to end the pronouncements, announcements, corny catch phrases, and all of the mixture in between. Newt Gingrich surged. Herman Cain purged. Michelle Bachmann splurged.. and Ron Paul merged--as a front runner--with Mitt Romney. Rick Perry crashed and burned with his inability to remember his own talking points. And now, as the Iowa season comes to an EAAARRRLLY end (really, January 3 WE BEGIN THIS!?) Rick Santorum is getting perhaps his last shot for primary victory.. new polls show him gaining immense momentum.


Would anyone have thought Rick Santorum and Ron Paul would be the main challenges to Mitt Romney's assumption of the nomination? The establishment may let them have a victory or two in Iowa and New Hampshire. But then expect the machine to begin pumping out the ads come South Carolina, Virg…

Earth is repetition

Earth is repetition

A net blackout could sure be effective if you think about itDramatic action may be taken by popular internet giants.. imagine a day with no Google search.. no Facebook .. Imagine no Tweets.. no Amazon shopping.. All blacked out in an attemmpt to protest SOPA.. it could happen .. the tech companies are considering it.. And it could also be quite effective in opening the net users’ eyes to what SOPA could actually mean in the future when, instead of companies blacking their own sites out, the government does it for them..
A net blackout could sure be effective if you think about itDramatic action may be taken by popular internet giants.. imagine a day with no Google search.. no Facebook .. Imagine no Tweets.. no Amazon shopping.. All blacked out in an attemmpt to protest SOPA.. it could happen .. the tech companies are considering it.. And it could also be quite effective in opening the net users’ eyes to what SOPA could actually mean in the future when, instead of companies blacking their own sites out, the government does it for them..

Don't look now.. but Kathy Griffin is practically naked

Lots of people don’t watch CNN.. or their coverage of new years eve.. but if you missed it this year you didn’t catch Kathy Griffin surprising Anderson Cooper by stripping down to her undersomethings.. she said to Cooper that if Lady Gaga can do it so could she. And she did. Kathy Griffin may be the one thing that makes CNN’s yearly cover somewhat worthwhile. Clothing or not. Video here. Maybe avoid on an empty stomach or a new years day hangover.

Don't look now.. but Kathy Griffin is practically naked

Lots of people don’t watch CNN.. or their coverage of new years eve.. but if you missed it this year you didn’t catch Kathy Griffin surprising Anderson Cooper by stripping down to her undersomethings.. she said to Cooper that if Lady Gaga can do it so could she. And she did. Kathy Griffin may be the one thing that makes CNN’s yearly cover somewhat worthwhile. Clothing or not. Video here. Maybe avoid on an empty stomach or a new years day hangover.

Great shot

breakingnews: Happy New Year everyone! (Photo by Kena Betancur, Reuters) A moment in time, snapped by a photographer at the right place at the right time.. under the confetti .. under the weight of the world.

Great shot

breakingnews: Happy New Year everyone! (Photo by Kena Betancur, Reuters) A moment in time, snapped by a photographer at the right place at the right time.. under the confetti .. under the weight of the world.

The real world gets done with 1 million people leave the ten block area they are in

The real heroes of new years eve: The clean up crew in Times Square

The real world gets done with 1 million people leave the ten block area they are in

The real heroes of new years eve: The clean up crew in Times Square

While you were celebrating ..

A quick reminder.. while you were sleeping, drinking, or celebrating, President Obama was busy signing. Even though he has reservations about the National Defense Authorization Bill, he signed it anyway. And sure, new rules will allow military forces to swoop in and take Americans to undisclosed locations.. but the President said not to worry: He will not go ahead and do that to Americans. Trust. 2012 is about trust. While you were sleeping….

While you were celebrating ..

A quick reminder.. while you were sleeping, drinking, or celebrating, President Obama was busy signing. Even though he has reservations about the National Defense Authorization Bill, he signed it anyway. And sure, new rules will allow military forces to swoop in and take Americans to undisclosed locations.. but the President said not to worry: He will not go ahead and do that to Americans. Trust. 2012 is about trust. While you were sleeping….

Right back where we started.. Big quake in Japan.. more birds dying in Arkansas. I thought this was 2012!?

Once again, thousands of dead blackbirds rain down over Arkansas town.. And yes, it was after the fireworks again

.. It feels like groundhogs day. After the year we just had, 12 months of hell and high water, we start this way? 



An earthquake in Japan, an earthquake in New Zealand. 


And to top that all off, now we have this thousands of dead blackbirds! I'm feeling like we are right back where we ended..

4.0 quake strikes Ohio..
5.0 quake New Zealand..

Right back where we started.. Big quake in Japan.. more birds dying in Arkansas. I thought this was 2012!?

Once again, thousands of dead blackbirds rain down over Arkansas town.. And yes, it was after the fireworks again

.. It feels like groundhogs day. After the year we just had, 12 months of hell and high water, we start this way? 



An earthquake in Japan, an earthquake in New Zealand. 


And to top that all off, now we have this thousands of dead blackbirds! I'm feeling like we are right back where we ended..

4.0 quake strikes Ohio..
5.0 quake New Zealand..