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George Noory somehow got a gig on the VIEW today with Whoopi Goldberg.

SO I'm here to offer the first official review of George Noory and his toupee on the VIEW me a hater.. but here we go.

I enjoyed the fact that the tape holding down his pet rug on his head was so evident.. couldn't the makeup artist do anything or did they purposely leave it so white?

Too bad George didn't mention that he really, really didn't write that book. Rosemary knows..

Amazing that he was able to get away with promoting photos and videos of 'ghosts' that have mostly been debunked online for the past five years. But Whoopi didn't know.

Why did George use his hands so much, and why does he look like a puppet? In all honesty, hand use is fine, but do the Bill Clinton finger/thump pump. Instead George leaves his hands lifeless like a fish out of water, flapping them around at times that don't even go with the words he says. Odd.. Awkward.

I don't think the audience knew what to think.

Is George going to be on the Oprah network next?

Meanwhile, DARK MATTER rules.




New Year's Eve.. Rockin' without Dick Clark in '13

Welcome to the final minutes of the year 2012. Yes. Already. It was so looked forward to, and it is ending so quickly...

It's minus Dick Clark this year, though. And that is notable. Fergie is showering ABC viewers tonight in the pre-game with Dick Clark related footage. Donna Summers is playing while the Doors are swaying. Yes, it's a stroll down amnesia lane in the fast lane. Dick Clarkless 2013. No countdown with the master of Times Square this year.

The show goes on, of course. With Ryan Seacrest to help. Before Seacrest will be 'out' there will be a number of events that occur. A massive ball will drop in Times Square. Revelers will kiss their hearts out.. then race for port-a-potties and their hotel rooms. Maybe stop by a pub and have a cup of cheer..

All around the world, the events are taking place. Some places on Earth are already 2013. The Pope will have a homily about how peace could be achieved. Fireworks will fly high into the night sky.. People will embrace …