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HALLOWEEN PARTIES AT THE DIVE BAR

So tonight is the night.. next weekend Halloween will be a thing of the past, so by default, bars are already being filled up from polluted sea to radiated sea with tramps with tramp stamps, vamps in damp cramps, all flocking to dumps and dive bars.. 

Sexy.. fangy.. 

Hairy.. sleazy. 

All there for your eyes to see...


So what is it at your local watering hole? What are they all wearing?


My Facebook 'news' feed is already filling up with images of friends in zombie attire, bloody fangs.. and oh, yes, outfits that would make anyone with decency blush just by looking..

It's a party night, after all..
When everything  hangs out, gore and all.
Arms and legs, adorned with fake wounds..
Chests bare. And that's the women!

Sexy nurses, sleazy witches..Scantily clad teachers.. And Miley Cyrus. I'd dare say more men will wear Miley this year than women. 

I did see a few nuns tonight. Though I think they were real, since they were cloaked from head to toe..Oh, and they weren't vomiting behind a car at 2am.. 


HOW DIRTY IS YOUR HALLOWEEN? 

Enjoy the night.
And be safe.
Don't be the next Ben Tramer.

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