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Thursday update. Hopefully with better grammar than last night

THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 2013

If you read the HORROR REPORT late last night, you may have caught the story last night about a bowl breaking in my house. My wife tells me I should really not write that late--maybe she's right..it fraught with bad grammar and poorly constructed sentences. I am no Pulitzer Prize winning writer, mind you, but I am a little embarrassed when I publish such bad content. My apologies. That however does not discount the fact that, for no reason, three people heard a spoon clang against a bowl and all three of us watched the bowl break. I still have no ability to sensibly understand why or scientifically say how..

And on to the news..

The new word of the year: BARRYCADES.. those monuments of government shutdowns called barricades, changed a bit to fit the President's order to close certain places. In the case of Mount Vernon, an order was given to shut it down. Funny enough, it's PRIVATELY OWNED!

Federal workers nervously anxious over shutdown.. In many states, even if federal workers want to file for unemployment, to certify that they continue UC benefits, they will need to prove they are searching for another job--and if they are offered another job and don't take it, they quite possibly will lose benefits..




Digital records in Affordable Care Act raise concerns..

Jimmy Kimmel shows how ridiculous dumb Americans are regarding the new Affordable Care Act..

The Weather Channel is still going to be naming winter storms this year, despite few last year following along.. And already, they are in the business: Atlas is first..
Where it does not snow, violent tornadoes are also possible..

Stop and frisk Stop and update: New York City police stopping to ask people if they have upgraded to new iOS 7 on their iPhones!
New iPhone fingerprint scanner has government ties..
Hactivist group reveals..

The NSA reveals what most know: They are watching social networks..
...collecting phone locations?

Nuclear fuel material 'or the like' leaked as typhoon approached Fukushima..
New leak of stored toxic water found at Fukushima plant: TEPCO
And it's draining into the Pacific..

Michael Jackson fans in disbelief--AEG wins case..

Cory Monteith death report revealed: Heroin and a booze binge killed him..
Intravenous heroin use..

Sinead O'Conner writes Miley Cyrus a letter: "Don't let the music business make a prostitute of you" .. “Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited,” O’Connor warns, “and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.” “The music business doesn't give a shit about you, or any of us,” she continues. “They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think it’s what YOU wanted… None of the men oggling you give a shit about you either, do not be fooled.”..


AMEN SINEAD!

New Bigfoot evidence revealed..


Any animal that touches a lake in Tanzania turns to stone! Unbelievable story, and photographs to prove..

Was it a supervolcano that killed Mars?

New study suggests that exercise may be as good (I say better) than pills..


RIP Tom Clancy..

Kevin Smith's next horror move is based on Gumtree ad..

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Talk about losing your car in the parking lot: Sinkhole opens up at Lancaster PA shopping center!

A sinkhole formed in the parking lot at Tanger Outlets in East Lampeter Township, Lancaster County, Aug. 10, 2018. Several cars, including at least one with someone inside, were damaged.


As the day turned into night, the cars sunk further..






PENNLIVE HAS SOME MORE PHOTOS OF THE SIGHTSEERS AMAZED BY THE SINKHOLE..

Sinkholes have been prevalent around the eastern part of PA, including Harrisburg, Lancaster, and Allentown, over the past decade..

WHAT THE FROCK! ABUSIVE PENNSYLVANIA PRIESTS AND THE BISHOPS TO HID THEM NOW REVEALED!

Put this in the true horror category..

I am from PA. I know several people in this report.. I may even know several abuse victims.

This is the end.

The death of the great tax exempt church..

The blue-haired bakers who love the block parties are dying away...

The truth--with all its sordid details of abusive priests, sex rings, and pedophilia--all now out.

A long-awaited state grand jury report into sexual abuse in six Pennsylvania dioceses, including Pittsburgh and Greensburg, has finally been released. “Today, the most comprehensive report on child sexual abuse within the church ever produced in our country was released,” Attorney General Josh Shapiro said. “Pennsylvanians can finally learn the extent of sexual abuse in these dioceses. For the first time, we can all begin to understand the systematic cover up by church leaders that followed. The abuse scarred every diocese. The cover up was sophisticated. The church protected the institution at all costs.”


The report begins with the followi…

It's over. Print dies: September VOGUE does not matter

It was once the biggest print magazine of the year..
They were the days..

NOW THIS, AS REPORTED BY Alexandra Steigrad:

Days before the issue hit newsstands, usually in early August, executives from Vogue, InStyle, Harper’s Bazaar, Elle, Glamour and W would brag about the thickness of their telephone book-sized glossies. They’d boast of the “thud” the issues made when dropped on a coffee table. The louder the thud, the more powerful the magazine.
Now that thud is more of a whimper.
“The September issue means nothing anymore,” said Sam Shahid, founder of branding, advertising and design agency Shahid & Company. “You used to hold that magazine in your hand. It takes you to a place — that’s what a magazine used to do. Now they are all doing the same thing. There’s no imagination there. It’s just pure product, it’s pleasing the advertiser.”
Shahid says a lack of funds at publishers, due to a decline in print circulation and ad revenue in the digital age, has led to a crazy scramble to attr…