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Ok, I'll do it. Here's your HORROR REPORT DUCK DYNASTY rant.

It’s days like today that I want to completely tune out and turn off the ‘news’ .. it makes me snooze. We are overwhelmed with media attention of DUCK DYNASTY. The show is probably going to be canceled *after a marathon* because the leader of the bearded group said he did not like gay men liking anuses more than vaginas. And because of that, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, and DRUDGE all had this as a top story today. This cultural mess called TV doesn’t warrant any outrage in my book. As a matter of fact, it all chalks up to be a meaningless pile of excrement. I am not buying what I’m being served.. Already, it’s happening though. Water cooler conversation, Facebook posts, Twitter rants, and talking head rage is all being focused around these ridiculous item of no newsworthy value. While the American corpses of the mentally vacant are debating whether A&E should cancel a series, almost 80 have been hurt in a building collapse in London, a major diplomatic crisis continues with India, Target announced that 40 million folks had their information stolen, and a teen was raped near a school ‘safe passage route’ in Chicago. No problem. TONIGHT ON CNN: DUCK DYNASTY.Tonight on MSNBC: DUCK DYNASTY.Tonight on FOX: A large headed Hannity interviews Sarah Palin about.. drum roll.. Ducks and Dynasties. Well..F*&k the duck. I’m done. This isn’t the news I care about, and it’s not a show I watched.  I guess I will not have the option to watch new episodes either if A&E cancels. All nonsense and tripe.. all meant to divide us further. And it works each and every single time.
It’s days like today that I want to completely tune out and turn off the ‘news’ .. it makes me snooze.

We are overwhelmed with media attention of DUCK DYNASTY. The show is probably going to be canceled *after a marathon* because the leader of the bearded group said he did not like gay men liking anuses more than vaginas. And because of that, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, and DRUDGE all had this as a top story today. This cultural mess called TV doesn’t warrant any outrage in my book. As a matter of fact, it all chalks up to be a meaningless pile of excrement. I am not buying what I’m being served..
Already, it’s happening though. Water cooler conversation, Facebook posts, Twitter rants, and talking head rage is all being focused around these ridiculous item of no newsworthy value.
While the American corpses of the mentally vacant are debating whether A&E should cancel a series, almost 80 have been hurt in a building collapse in London, a major diplomatic crisis continues with India, Target announced that 40 million folks had their information stolen, and a teen was raped near a school ‘safe passage route’ in Chicago.
No problem.
TONIGHT ON CNN: DUCK DYNASTY.
Tonight on MSNBC: DUCK DYNASTY.
Tonight on FOX: A large headed Hannity interviews Sarah Palin about.. drum roll.. Ducks and Dynasties.

Well..
F*&k the duck.

I’m done.
This isn’t the news I care about, and it’s not a show I watched. 
I guess I will not have the option to watch new episodes either if A&E cancels.
All nonsense and tripe.. all meant to divide us further. And it works each and every single time.

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