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THURSDAY DECEMBER 19 2013

Twas a week before the day after Christmas, and all through the house, not a gift was purchased.. and none for the spouse.
Today is the day. I have off from my work life, and my personal life seems a little more stable. Time to hit the malls.
Cannot say I am abundant overjoyed.. Instead I'm anxious and cautious.
Could be worse.
The HORROR REPORT dog Mutley is being 'fixed' today. I took Bob Barker's advice.

Onto the news..


If you're planning on having fish for Christmas, maybe you should get some from FUKUSHIMA! CBS 60 MINUTES may tell you it's your best option.. Here's a leaked emails that could be fun to read..

Bad Santa: Target says 40 million card accounts could be breached in big hack attack..

Chitwan farmers protest Monsanto seeds..


Pooty Poot has "Obama envy"..

I think one day we will find out that Dennis Rodman is a paid secret intelligent asset of the United States government.. today is is again in North Korea to 'see a friend.' He seems to go see that friend every time Lil Kim tries to end the world or cause destruction, the latest is an execution..
This time though, we are told in press releases, that he's there to train the Pyongyang basketball team.
Good luck Dennis. Save the world.


Is this graphic video a hoax or a true Russian alien autopsy from the 1960s? There are new twists in the story of the decades old supposed Sverdlovsk crash of a UFO.. And even if it's not real, the video is quite graphic..

Snooki goes to Pennhurst.. 

Inside one man's quest to look just like Justin Bieber..

Sasha Fierce? Beyonce scores #1 and makes Billboard history..

Megan Fox says she never tips less than $20. (that's it!?)

Rumors: Joaquin Phoenix may play Lex Luther in new BATMAN VS SUPERMAN film..

DUCK DYNASTY star says being gay is illogical, and desiring a vagina is more sensible than a man's anus. And with that, Phil Robertson has been put on hiatus..

Paul Rudd to play ANT MAN..

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STRANGER THINGS 2 looks incredible

The newest STRANGER THINGS 2 trailer hit on Friday the 13th .. amazing timing as always with the fine people at Netflix..

The excitement over this program is incredible. Not only are people re-watching and re-binging the first season in preparation, but there is an equal amount of re-watching and analyzing of the newest trailers..


Before discussion.. take a glance:



My initial thought: This is actually the weaker of the teasers and trailers for season 2.. Yes, I am inclined to wonder why Eleven is more androgynous  .. why she has more hair now and no one shaved it. why she is out of the upside down and eating Eggos in the normal world..

So many questions about her. But the trailer didn't pay much attention to her--I think on purpose. Instead we glimpsed into the post-pubescent boys and now new friends of another gender planning something, just as the world is being taken over by giant squid creatures from the upside down.

Not viewed at all? Mike's mom and dad. Barb..

Forgive me…

THE UNLUCK OF THE IRISH: TROPICAL STORM MAY HIT IRELAND!!

Yes, indeed.. a hurricane-ish type storm is about to hit Ireland..

Hurricane Ophelia is the 10th consecutive hurricane to form in the Atlantic basin this year. According to University of Miami hurricane expert Brian McNoldy, the last time ten consecutive storms became a hurricane was 1893. While a very interesting factoid, the "elephant in the room" is that Ophelia is headed to Ireland. It is rare, but not unprecedented.

There are a few interesting things about this.. First off, there have been really rare occasions that storms of this nature made it as far as Ophelia may..

Actually there have been only a handful in the past years since about, oh, 1851..

From 1851 to 2010, only 10 extratropical storms, typically the tail ends of tropical cyclones, have hit within 200 miles (322 kilometers) of Ireland....Hurricane Debbie was the only tropical hurricane to make landfall in that area, clipping the far northwest of the British Isles in 1961.

But this is 2017--the year that mayhem on …

WE LEFT CAMPION OFF THE ARMY BASE AND NOW WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN ARNETT.. SOMEONE NEEDS TO FIND STU REDMAN..

Real news has become surreal.. I find many headlines of our current day to relate back to THE STAND.. I know the comparison is a little fuzzy, and my overdoing it may be annoying to some. But when the strange similarities to me are striking.. The STAND starts in Texas. And in real life Texas is the center stage for the Ebola scare. And even worse, the endless stories of people 'coming back to life' are getting bizarre--though we can assume that parts of Africa cannot truly pinpoint the cause of death, so somene coming back to life is moot: The person probably wasn't dead. At least we hope they weren't.. Though SNOPES can tell us it's a hoax, try to explain the high strangeness of ABC NEWS filming a dead man and suddenly seeing him moving..

Continuing to the real news of the day (though it seems like fiction half of the time), focus is now turning on how Thomas Duncan got inot the United States. The Washington POST is giving us an hour by hour synopsis of what happen…