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The temperature tells me it's summer.
The calender says it's fall.
The leaves agree.
The temperature tells me it's summer.
The calender says it's fall.
The leaves agree.

Thursday update. Hopefully with better grammar than last night

THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 2013

If you read the HORROR REPORT late last night, you may have caught the story last night about a bowl breaking in my house. My wife tells me I should really not write that late--maybe she's right..it fraught with bad grammar and poorly constructed sentences. I am no Pulitzer Prize winning writer, mind you, but I am a little embarrassed when I publish such bad content. My apologies. That however does not discount the fact that, for no reason, three people heard a spoon clang against a bowl and all three of us watched the bowl break. I still have no ability to sensibly understand why or scientifically say how..

And on to the news..

The new word of the year: BARRYCADES.. those monuments of government shutdowns called barricades, changed a bit to fit the President's order to close certain places. In the case of Mount Vernon, an order was given to shut it down. Funny enough, it's PRIVATELY OWNED!

Federal workers nervously anxious over shutdown.. In many stat…

Thursday update. Hopefully with better grammar than last night

THURSDAY OCTOBER 3 2013

If you read the HORROR REPORT late last night, you may have caught the story last night about a bowl breaking in my house. My wife tells me I should really not write that late--maybe she's right..it fraught with bad grammar and poorly constructed sentences. I am no Pulitzer Prize winning writer, mind you, but I am a little embarrassed when I publish such bad content. My apologies. That however does not discount the fact that, for no reason, three people heard a spoon clang against a bowl and all three of us watched the bowl break. I still have no ability to sensibly understand why or scientifically say how..

And on to the news..

The new word of the year: BARRYCADES.. those monuments of government shutdowns called barricades, changed a bit to fit the President's order to close certain places. In the case of Mount Vernon, an order was given to shut it down. Funny enough, it's PRIVATELY OWNED!

Federal workers nervously anxious over shutdown.. In many s…

Everything was typical.. until the atypical occurred.

This story is true. Trust me.. I would never lie to readers…TONIGHT, around 6:30 PM… It was just another night at Horror Report home base.. My wife’s sister was here for dinner.. Ayden, as usual, wasn’t hungry, so he was watching BATMAN on TV.. And on the table, three empty bowls. Our soup was gone.. For the record, my wife and her sister were talking.. my empty I stood up from the table and turned around to the refrigerator to get something… My wife and her sister remained at the table. I suddenly heard a clank noise, as though the spoon hit the bowl. When I turned around, the three of us witnessed the bowl crack into three pieces. When my wife moved her arms towards to the bowl to pick up the glass, it cracked and shattered further… All three of us heard the spoon clank noise.. all three of us watched the bowl crash. This occurred about 10 minutes AFTER hot soup was gone.. an empty, cold bowl.
By the way, the bowl itself is “Corelle Break and Chip Resistant.” I am “SURE” there is a scientifi…

Everything was typical.. until the atypical occurred.

This story is true. Trust me.. I would never lie to readers…TONIGHT, around 6:30 PM… It was just another night at Horror Report home base.. My wife’s sister was here for dinner.. Ayden, as usual, wasn’t hungry, so he was watching BATMAN on TV.. And on the table, three empty bowls. Our soup was gone.. For the record, my wife and her sister were talking.. my empty I stood up from the table and turned around to the refrigerator to get something… My wife and her sister remained at the table. I suddenly heard a clank noise, as though the spoon hit the bowl. When I turned around, the three of us witnessed the bowl crack into three pieces. When my wife moved her arms towards to the bowl to pick up the glass, it cracked and shattered further… All three of us heard the spoon clank noise.. all three of us watched the bowl crash. This occurred about 10 minutes AFTER hot soup was gone.. an empty, cold bowl.
By the way, the bowl itself is “Corelle Break and Chip Resistant.” I am “SURE” there is a scientifi…

Twerk or tweet: An October 2 update

Twerk or tweet: An October 2 update

Strieber's aliens and Clyde's 9: It's one of those creepy nights..

Whitley Strieber talking about aliens going up his rear end on Art Bell. Or a guest on Clyde Lewis talking about the 9.  A night of weird on my ear buds. I am debating if I should play each on a separate phone and beam both shows into a respective ear. What would my dreams me like then!?

Strieber's aliens and Clyde's 9: It's one of those creepy nights..

Whitley Strieber talking about aliens going up his rear end on Art Bell. Or a guest on Clyde Lewis talking about the 9.  A night of weird on my ear buds. I am debating if I should play each on a separate phone and beam both shows into a respective ear. What would my dreams me like then!?

The government has shut down. But we have not.

The government has shut down. But we have not.

iPosture problems..

The new fad word of the year you’ll hear .. before the end of the year: iPosture. Apparently people are hunched over so much anymore that their backs are becoming disfigured. At least one survey conducted concludes that almost 90% of the youthful ignorants are suffering from back issues.. The days of sitting up straight are over.  Virtually over.. And if you’re in a generation that still remembers your mom telling you to sit up straight, no fear! You’ll have problems, too! Apparently the new iOS 7 is truly making people ill..

iPosture problems..

The new fad word of the year you’ll hear .. before the end of the year: iPosture. Apparently people are hunched over so much anymore that their backs are becoming disfigured. At least one survey conducted concludes that almost 90% of the youthful ignorants are suffering from back issues.. The days of sitting up straight are over.  Virtually over.. And if you’re in a generation that still remembers your mom telling you to sit up straight, no fear! You’ll have problems, too! Apparently the new iOS 7 is truly making people ill..

Earth had narrow miss with asteroid over the weekend!

Tomorrow is October 1 and all those FEMA Region 3 preps should be finalized, right? There was a NARROW miss by the an asteroid this weekend, according to Russian scientists.. while we are being told it was not detected, maybe we should ask if it was…? Maybe this is why the regional preparations have been occurring? Maybe my tin foil hat is wound too tight? Either way, we know this: Ohio saw a big fireball, as did about twelve other states and Canada. Clyde Lewis went nuts during his live broadcast Friday night attempting to comprehend this issue.. and then on Saturday, Alabama saw a big fireball. Last night, Zimbabwe saw a ‘moon like’ object..  There was no warning of this asteroid.. there was no major scientist who saw this.. and we have to now rely on the world’s new superpower, Russia, to tell us when we almost had a life-destroying asteroid hit. This one was too close for comfort..

Earth had narrow miss with asteroid over the weekend!

Tomorrow is October 1 and all those FEMA Region 3 preps should be finalized, right? There was a NARROW miss by the an asteroid this weekend, according to Russian scientists.. while we are being told it was not detected, maybe we should ask if it was…? Maybe this is why the regional preparations have been occurring? Maybe my tin foil hat is wound too tight? Either way, we know this: Ohio saw a big fireball, as did about twelve other states and Canada. Clyde Lewis went nuts during his live broadcast Friday night attempting to comprehend this issue.. and then on Saturday, Alabama saw a big fireball. Last night, Zimbabwe saw a ‘moon like’ object..  There was no warning of this asteroid.. there was no major scientist who saw this.. and we have to now rely on the world’s new superpower, Russia, to tell us when we almost had a life-destroying asteroid hit. This one was too close for comfort..
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2013
September over.. the best month of the year behind us..

Just a few headlines this morning..

Strong Iceland earthquakes occurring.. Sometimes stress needs to be relieved from somewhere else.. watching the Mid-Atlantic Ridge and Canary Islands ..

A 178-foot blimp that some residents have spotted above the Baltimore.. the Navy is in command. According to the reports of the blimp, it's for 'research'.. The blimp has been roaming the skies over FEMA Region 3 for days..
The Navy also said that in a few days, the blimp will trvael to New Jersey for the same mission..

Did Japan lie its way into the Olympics..?

Another story of an amoeba killing.. this time a family man was setting traps for crabs in knee deep seawater.. and Vibrio vulnificus shut down his liver and kidneys within 28 hours..


We're sick of her being Miley: Cyrus doesn't like coke, but she likes weed and molly. Snort it up Miley! You're career highs are numbered..

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2013
September over.. the best month of the year behind us..

Just a few headlines this morning..

Strong Iceland earthquakes occurring.. Sometimes stress needs to be relieved from somewhere else.. watching the Mid-Atlantic Ridge and Canary Islands ..

A 178-foot blimp that some residents have spotted above the Baltimore.. the Navy is in command. According to the reports of the blimp, it's for 'research'.. The blimp has been roaming the skies over FEMA Region 3 for days..
The Navy also said that in a few days, the blimp will trvael to New Jersey for the same mission..

Did Japan lie its way into the Olympics..?

Another story of an amoeba killing.. this time a family man was setting traps for crabs in knee deep seawater.. and Vibrio vulnificus shut down his liver and kidneys within 28 hours..


We're sick of her being Miley: Cyrus doesn't like coke, but she likes weed and molly. Snort it up Miley! You're career highs are numbered..

FIREBALL WEEKEND PART 2: 'MOON-LIKE OBJECT' TONIGHT IN ZIMBABWE

Fireball weekend continues--and not just on the North American continent.. Tonight from Zimbabwe, there are some hair-raising reports from people looking at the night sky.. According to reports circulating, an unusual moon shaped object flew through the sky around 7 local time Sunday night. The reports describe the object bigger than the moon, there are also widespread accounts of the object..

Source: ZBC news...
Source: Zimbabwe Mail
Source: Zim247..

Another developing story..

FIREBALL WEEKEND PART 2: 'MOON-LIKE OBJECT' TONIGHT IN ZIMBABWE

Fireball weekend continues--and not just on the North American continent.. Tonight from Zimbabwe, there are some hair-raising reports from people looking at the night sky.. According to reports circulating, an unusual moon shaped object flew through the sky around 7 local time Sunday night. The reports describe the object bigger than the moon, there are also widespread accounts of the object..

Source: ZBC news...
Source: Zimbabwe Mail
Source: Zim247..

Another developing story..

FIREBALL WEEKEND: Another zoomed through the sky over Alabama Saturday night

There have been a intense amount of fireball reports across Twitter and the Internet all weekend.. the latest report now comes from Alabama on Saturday night. NASA said the meteor that appeared over the state was a few inches in diameter but caused a light show for less than ten seconds.. 

This is only the latest in a steady amount of reports of fireballs in the sky and strange occurrences on earth beneath them..



VIDEO HERE:

FIREBALL WEEKEND: Another zoomed through the sky over Alabama Saturday night

There have been a intense amount of fireball reports across Twitter and the Internet all weekend.. the latest report now comes from Alabama on Saturday night. NASA said the meteor that appeared over the state was a few inches in diameter but caused a light show for less than ten seconds.. 

This is only the latest in a steady amount of reports of fireballs in the sky and strange occurrences on earth beneath them..



VIDEO HERE:

Solar boom!

The large filament located in the northwest quadrant erupted this evening. More updates to follow. Image by SDO.

Solar boom!

The large filament located in the northwest quadrant erupted this evening. More updates to follow. Image by SDO.

If its Sunday its turtle man

Call of the Wildman! Another Sunday afternoon for Ayden





If its Sunday its turtle man

Call of the Wildman! Another Sunday afternoon for Ayden





A horrible attack leaves scores of college students dead in Nigeria

The ASSOCIATED PRESS report of events speaks for itself.. this is a developing story ..
Suspected Islamic extremists attacked an agricultural college in the dead of night, gunning down dozens of students as they slept in dormitories and torching classrooms, the school's provost said, reporting the latest violence in northeastern Nigeria's ongoing Islamic uprising.
As many as 50 students may have been killed in the assault that began at about 1 a.m. Sunday in rural Gujba, Provost Molima Idi Mato of Yobe State College of Agriculture, told The Associated Press.
More to the story.. read the AP account here..

A horrible attack leaves scores of college students dead in Nigeria

The ASSOCIATED PRESS report of events speaks for itself.. this is a developing story ..
Suspected Islamic extremists attacked an agricultural college in the dead of night, gunning down dozens of students as they slept in dormitories and torching classrooms, the school's provost said, reporting the latest violence in northeastern Nigeria's ongoing Islamic uprising.
As many as 50 students may have been killed in the assault that began at about 1 a.m. Sunday in rural Gujba, Provost Molima Idi Mato of Yobe State College of Agriculture, told The Associated Press.
More to the story.. read the AP account here..

A Peebles, Ohio meteor strike?

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 9/29/13 12:31 AM. UPDATED 11:19 AM

This story has gained some major attention tonight.. The big meteor that was seen in now 12 states Friday night may have hit in Peebles, Ohio.. and two people may be dead as a result..

The HORROR REPORT is looking for some type of certification of the Examiner article .. Originally a news account stated that an elderly couple died after their house caught on fire..  Reports of the meteor and fire in the sky Friday night seemed to center mostly in Ohio, and especially Peebles.. a comment on the AMSMETEORS.ORG page about the fireball from 'James' said,  
I live in Adams county southern Ohio…a meteorite or satellite burst through the atmosphere, I heard a loud boom preceded by a blue streak and white flash…then the vapor trail lasted about 10 seconds…fire trucks scrambled to a nearby farm where a fire was reported from a fireball from the sky..around peebles area…crazy!Another comment on the site from 'Marie' said, 
I re…

A Peebles, Ohio meteor strike?

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 9/29/13 12:31 AM. UPDATED 11:19 AM

This story has gained some major attention tonight.. The big meteor that was seen in now 12 states Friday night may have hit in Peebles, Ohio.. and two people may be dead as a result..

The HORROR REPORT is looking for some type of certification of the Examiner article .. Originally a news account stated that an elderly couple died after their house caught on fire..  Reports of the meteor and fire in the sky Friday night seemed to center mostly in Ohio, and especially Peebles.. a comment on the AMSMETEORS.ORG page about the fireball from 'James' said,  
I live in Adams county southern Ohio…a meteorite or satellite burst through the atmosphere, I heard a loud boom preceded by a blue streak and white flash…then the vapor trail lasted about 10 seconds…fire trucks scrambled to a nearby farm where a fire was reported from a fireball from the sky..around peebles area…crazy!Another comment on the site from 'Marie' said, 
I re…