Weekend roundup: Asteroids, missing planes, and Lady's Gaga's naked after a vomit and sausage show

The news you need to know to start your weekend.
Or drunken stupor.
Whichever you intend on doing..

Asteroid to dim a bright star for some in the Northeast!

As reported on the HORROR REPORT and other sources, the missing Malaysia flight has now become a criminal inquiry..  but as I asked on Facebook this morning:  Are officials just using the terror angle to save face for not being able to locate a jet carrying 239 people for over seven days?

The HORROR REPORT and Clyde Lewis may have been the only sources wondering if Flight 370 was hit by a meteor.. Well look at this website (translate it too) .. these fireballs were spotted all over Asia the night that the flight vanished..

The United States is about to get out of the Internet business.. There are big ramifications for that--including a potential internet tax and more regulation. If the net is not controlled by a free people, will free speech suffer? I worry about this. A lot..

Russia/Crimea/Ukraine/US tensions..

Photo - Lady Gaga performs at Stubb's in Austin, Texas, during the South by Southwest Music Festival on Thursday March 13, 2014.   (AP Photo/Austin American-Statesman, Jay Janner)
Things get weird at SXSW: Lady Gaga, sausages and vomit..

Lady Gaga
Someone needs attention... following Gaga's vomit performance, she posted photos of herself naked in a bathtub..

At least it won't happen this weekend.. right? NASA study concludes that civilization is heading for a collapse .. and there's no turning back.

No matter the season, horror movies abound.. here's the top pictures to watch for St. Patrick's Day scares..