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Things of importance from the world at large..

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Is that a Spiderman on your building or are you just happy to see me? Apparently, some people in South Korea, are very erect in anger over a SPIDERMAN sculpture appearing on a building. You don't have to look close to see that a well-endowed SPIDEY must have taken too many of those drugs that television commercials show men taking before bathing with women in a flower garden. That's right.. he has an erection, presumably lasting more than four hours.. The artist has been pressured to remove the statue.  While some may laugh at the image and deem it to be less than offensive, consider this fact: The statue was directly above a playground.  Obviously not suitable for all ages--or really any age in my opinion. 

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Another phallic image for you to start your day: Headline: "Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognized in library" Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric potential. The UK METRO, in all its gossipy nature, reports this: The 49-year-old Frederick Davis was in a library in Toronto Canada when he was recognized by staff as the man who was seen masturbating in the library with one hand and grasping a cucumber in his other..
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Unless you've lived under a rock (or chosen not to watch 99% of TV like me) you have heard of the Long Island medium Theresa Caputo. A few weeks ago at a barbecue, a friend of mine even brought her up and argued about how right and honest she is.. But we now have this from RADAR ONLINE: The publication is reporting that the 'gifted' psychic  is a fraud and her entire act is a hoax. That may not shock those who already doubt the paranormal, but it certainly may harm those mentally who have seen her and believed her when she told grieving family members that she was channeling loved ones.. As for me, when I see the LONG ISLAND medium, I typically think of the psychic from the movie MALL RATS. If you've ever seen it, I am sure you'll remember her for her fame.. Nonetheless: Here is what RADAR says: She does the typical (getting to know the client and then noticing things about them, typical bad psychic stuff..) Then this: RADAR says that at a recent Hershey Pennsylvania event, she 'seemed off' with all of her guesses about people, and appeared to be grasping at straws at many points during the show..  

Wonder if she saw this coming?

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A few weeks ago, all the rage on TWITTER was to 'bring our girls home.' Soon after that, the world forgot about the 200+ school girls abducted in Nigeria. But now this: Boko Haram has apparently kidnapped up to 40 young mothers near the same village where the school girls were taken.. Haram also slaughtered hundreds of people in Northeast Nigeria.. 

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Police in San Francisco recently met to discuss teen 'Wildings' ..  If you haven't heard of Wildings, it when teenagers mostly are acting like they are in a scene from the movie THE PURGE.. it's being reported as a new crime trend that mostly involves younger people. No indeed, the kids proving that they still aren't alright.

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Some interesting news from way up North in Alaska.. An earthquake swarm is hitting the Brooks Range--seismologists really don't know why and there is not much of a precedent for it..   Scientists are obviously watching it closely..

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Two massive solar flares have just been unleashed by the sun.. Both were caught by NASA, and both were classified as X class flares.. Radio blackouts have occurred in Europe.. Thankfully the flares failed to destroy humanity.   Although Ed Dames will be front and center advertising his 'kill shot' vision..

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Pope Francis caresses a child as he is driven through the crowd during his weekly general audience in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Wednesday, June 11, 2014. Photo: Gregorio Borgia, AP / AP
Pope Francis, just getting over days of an illness, presided over an audience on a scorching hot day.. the Pope used the chance to denounce corrupt businessmen, human trafficking, and forced child labor..

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State police troopers lead Emmanuel Paulino to his arraignment on rape and related charges at district Judge James Dixon's office in Hazle Township in November. Paulino pleaded guilty to multiple charges on Monday.
Not for the faint of heart.. this from Pennsylvania:  A West Hazleton man accused of inserting his fist into a woman’s anus and pulling out stomach tissue during a drug-fueled attack last year has pleaded guilty in Luzerne County Court.

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Too far? A woman who worked for a NASA-funded project was in a British documentary called THE GIRL WHO TALKED TO DOLPHINS. During the documentary, she also admitted to having sex with dolphins.. She said she was not uncomfortable.. as long as it was 'not rough' ..  More here.

Once you go aquatic... when the tank is rockin'.. They call it flipper.

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STRANGER THINGS 2 looks incredible

The newest STRANGER THINGS 2 trailer hit on Friday the 13th .. amazing timing as always with the fine people at Netflix..

The excitement over this program is incredible. Not only are people re-watching and re-binging the first season in preparation, but there is an equal amount of re-watching and analyzing of the newest trailers..

Before discussion.. take a glance:

My initial thought: This is actually the weaker of the teasers and trailers for season 2.. Yes, I am inclined to wonder why Eleven is more androgynous  .. why she has more hair now and no one shaved it. why she is out of the upside down and eating Eggos in the normal world..

So many questions about her. But the trailer didn't pay much attention to her--I think on purpose. Instead we glimpsed into the post-pubescent boys and now new friends of another gender planning something, just as the world is being taken over by giant squid creatures from the upside down.

Not viewed at all? Mike's mom and dad. Barb..

Forgive me…


Yes, indeed.. a hurricane-ish type storm is about to hit Ireland..

Hurricane Ophelia is the 10th consecutive hurricane to form in the Atlantic basin this year. According to University of Miami hurricane expert Brian McNoldy, the last time ten consecutive storms became a hurricane was 1893. While a very interesting factoid, the "elephant in the room" is that Ophelia is headed to Ireland. It is rare, but not unprecedented.

There are a few interesting things about this.. First off, there have been really rare occasions that storms of this nature made it as far as Ophelia may..

Actually there have been only a handful in the past years since about, oh, 1851..

From 1851 to 2010, only 10 extratropical storms, typically the tail ends of tropical cyclones, have hit within 200 miles (322 kilometers) of Ireland....Hurricane Debbie was the only tropical hurricane to make landfall in that area, clipping the far northwest of the British Isles in 1961.

But this is 2017--the year that mayhem on …

The interesting tale of Joe Weller's sex prank line getting haunted

Joe Weller’s sex line prank video was seen by more than 2.5 million people when it was posted back in March.

It involved Joe trolling alleged sex workers over the phone – but some viewers spotted something creepy happening.
In the background, a piece of gym equipment with a handle begins to swing back and forward.

“It continues to swing in a way that if someone pushed it, it would have stopped,” he said in a recent video addressing the claims.