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Is that a Spiderman on your building or are you just happy to see me? Apparently, some people in South Korea, are very erect in anger over a SPIDERMAN sculpture appearing on a building. You don't have to look close to see that a well-endowed SPIDEY must have taken too many of those drugs that television commercials show men taking before bathing with women in a flower garden. That's right.. he has an erection, presumably lasting more than four hours.. The artist has been pressured to remove the statue.  While some may laugh at the image and deem it to be less than offensive, consider this fact: The statue was directly above a playground.  Obviously not suitable for all ages--or really any age in my opinion. 

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Another phallic image for you to start your day: Headline: "Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognized in library" Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric potential. The UK METRO, in all its gossipy nature, reports this: The 49-year-old Frederick Davis was in a library in Toronto Canada when he was recognized by staff as the man who was seen masturbating in the library with one hand and grasping a cucumber in his other..
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Unless you've lived under a rock (or chosen not to watch 99% of TV like me) you have heard of the Long Island medium Theresa Caputo. A few weeks ago at a barbecue, a friend of mine even brought her up and argued about how right and honest she is.. But we now have this from RADAR ONLINE: The publication is reporting that the 'gifted' psychic  is a fraud and her entire act is a hoax. That may not shock those who already doubt the paranormal, but it certainly may harm those mentally who have seen her and believed her when she told grieving family members that she was channeling loved ones.. As for me, when I see the LONG ISLAND medium, I typically think of the psychic from the movie MALL RATS. If you've ever seen it, I am sure you'll remember her for her fame.. Nonetheless: Here is what RADAR says: She does the typical (getting to know the client and then noticing things about them, typical bad psychic stuff..) Then this: RADAR says that at a recent Hershey Pennsylvania event, she 'seemed off' with all of her guesses about people, and appeared to be grasping at straws at many points during the show..  

Wonder if she saw this coming?

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A few weeks ago, all the rage on TWITTER was to 'bring our girls home.' Soon after that, the world forgot about the 200+ school girls abducted in Nigeria. But now this: Boko Haram has apparently kidnapped up to 40 young mothers near the same village where the school girls were taken.. Haram also slaughtered hundreds of people in Northeast Nigeria.. 

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Police in San Francisco recently met to discuss teen 'Wildings' ..  If you haven't heard of Wildings, it when teenagers mostly are acting like they are in a scene from the movie THE PURGE.. it's being reported as a new crime trend that mostly involves younger people. No indeed, the kids proving that they still aren't alright.

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Some interesting news from way up North in Alaska.. An earthquake swarm is hitting the Brooks Range--seismologists really don't know why and there is not much of a precedent for it..   Scientists are obviously watching it closely..

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Two massive solar flares have just been unleashed by the sun.. Both were caught by NASA, and both were classified as X class flares.. Radio blackouts have occurred in Europe.. Thankfully the flares failed to destroy humanity.   Although Ed Dames will be front and center advertising his 'kill shot' vision..

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Pope Francis caresses a child as he is driven through the crowd during his weekly general audience in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Wednesday, June 11, 2014. Photo: Gregorio Borgia, AP / AP
Pope Francis, just getting over days of an illness, presided over an audience on a scorching hot day.. the Pope used the chance to denounce corrupt businessmen, human trafficking, and forced child labor..

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State police troopers lead Emmanuel Paulino to his arraignment on rape and related charges at district Judge James Dixon's office in Hazle Township in November. Paulino pleaded guilty to multiple charges on Monday.
Not for the faint of heart.. this from Pennsylvania:  A West Hazleton man accused of inserting his fist into a woman’s anus and pulling out stomach tissue during a drug-fueled attack last year has pleaded guilty in Luzerne County Court.

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Too far? A woman who worked for a NASA-funded project was in a British documentary called THE GIRL WHO TALKED TO DOLPHINS. During the documentary, she also admitted to having sex with dolphins.. She said she was not uncomfortable.. as long as it was 'not rough' ..  More here.

Once you go aquatic... when the tank is rockin'.. They call it flipper.

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Cool blend of horror movie characters with HE-MAN action figures

Horror movie fans who once played with HE-MAN toys in their childhood may have the perfect gift ready to be purchased: Horror icons in the shape and style of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE toys..

The toy line was unveiled by FUNKO at a toy fair.. it is called the SAVAGE WORLD HORROR LINEUP.

Reaction has been mixed.. But why? ... the nostalgia of the 80s coupled with hugely instrumental horror movie characters--all born during the same time period by the way ..

Even the packaging is similar to the containers that contained the HE-MAN toys of the 80s generation.

Everything can be ordered here on Entertainment Earth.


It's not just Alex Jones being taken off of Youtube! Now the NUN! Apparently the newest ad has been so scary that is violated their policies! MELTING SNOWFLAKES ABOUND..

Detailed sexual abuse by priests in Pennsylvania revealed..
How they hid it..
70 years of covering it up!

Judge allows sex-trafficking suit against Weinstein, citing history of the casting couch!

THe Omarosa show! Tapes! The n word! The firing! The scandal! The intrigue!

Penn Jillette claims he heard President Donald Trump say "racially insensitive things" on the set of "The Celebrity Apprentice" back in 2012! "He would say racially insensitive things that made me uncomfortable," Jillette said. "I don't think he ever said anything in that room like 'African-Americans are inferior' or anything about rape or grabbing women, but of those two hours every other day in a room with him, every 10 minutes was fingernails on chalkboard."

Alex Jones getting more …


Put this in the true horror category..

I am from PA. I know several people in this report.. I may even know several abuse victims.

This is the end.

The death of the great tax exempt church..

The blue-haired bakers who love the block parties are dying away...

The truth--with all its sordid details of abusive priests, sex rings, and pedophilia--all now out.

A long-awaited state grand jury report into sexual abuse in six Pennsylvania dioceses, including Pittsburgh and Greensburg, has finally been released. “Today, the most comprehensive report on child sexual abuse within the church ever produced in our country was released,” Attorney General Josh Shapiro said. “Pennsylvanians can finally learn the extent of sexual abuse in these dioceses. For the first time, we can all begin to understand the systematic cover up by church leaders that followed. The abuse scarred every diocese. The cover up was sophisticated. The church protected the institution at all costs.”

The report begins with the followi…