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Things of importance from the world at large..

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Is that a Spiderman on your building or are you just happy to see me? Apparently, some people in South Korea, are very erect in anger over a SPIDERMAN sculpture appearing on a building. You don't have to look close to see that a well-endowed SPIDEY must have taken too many of those drugs that television commercials show men taking before bathing with women in a flower garden. That's right.. he has an erection, presumably lasting more than four hours.. The artist has been pressured to remove the statue.  While some may laugh at the image and deem it to be less than offensive, consider this fact: The statue was directly above a playground.  Obviously not suitable for all ages--or really any age in my opinion. 

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Another phallic image for you to start your day: Headline: "Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognized in library" Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric potential. The UK METRO, in all its gossipy nature, reports this: The 49-year-old Frederick Davis was in a library in Toronto Canada when he was recognized by staff as the man who was seen masturbating in the library with one hand and grasping a cucumber in his other..
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Unless you've lived under a rock (or chosen not to watch 99% of TV like me) you have heard of the Long Island medium Theresa Caputo. A few weeks ago at a barbecue, a friend of mine even brought her up and argued about how right and honest she is.. But we now have this from RADAR ONLINE: The publication is reporting that the 'gifted' psychic  is a fraud and her entire act is a hoax. That may not shock those who already doubt the paranormal, but it certainly may harm those mentally who have seen her and believed her when she told grieving family members that she was channeling loved ones.. As for me, when I see the LONG ISLAND medium, I typically think of the psychic from the movie MALL RATS. If you've ever seen it, I am sure you'll remember her for her fame.. Nonetheless: Here is what RADAR says: She does the typical (getting to know the client and then noticing things about them, typical bad psychic stuff..) Then this: RADAR says that at a recent Hershey Pennsylvania event, she 'seemed off' with all of her guesses about people, and appeared to be grasping at straws at many points during the show..  

Wonder if she saw this coming?

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A few weeks ago, all the rage on TWITTER was to 'bring our girls home.' Soon after that, the world forgot about the 200+ school girls abducted in Nigeria. But now this: Boko Haram has apparently kidnapped up to 40 young mothers near the same village where the school girls were taken.. Haram also slaughtered hundreds of people in Northeast Nigeria.. 

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Police in San Francisco recently met to discuss teen 'Wildings' ..  If you haven't heard of Wildings, it when teenagers mostly are acting like they are in a scene from the movie THE PURGE.. it's being reported as a new crime trend that mostly involves younger people. No indeed, the kids proving that they still aren't alright.

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Some interesting news from way up North in Alaska.. An earthquake swarm is hitting the Brooks Range--seismologists really don't know why and there is not much of a precedent for it..   Scientists are obviously watching it closely..

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Two massive solar flares have just been unleashed by the sun.. Both were caught by NASA, and both were classified as X class flares.. Radio blackouts have occurred in Europe.. Thankfully the flares failed to destroy humanity.   Although Ed Dames will be front and center advertising his 'kill shot' vision..

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Pope Francis caresses a child as he is driven through the crowd during his weekly general audience in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican, Wednesday, June 11, 2014. Photo: Gregorio Borgia, AP / AP
Pope Francis, just getting over days of an illness, presided over an audience on a scorching hot day.. the Pope used the chance to denounce corrupt businessmen, human trafficking, and forced child labor..

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State police troopers lead Emmanuel Paulino to his arraignment on rape and related charges at district Judge James Dixon's office in Hazle Township in November. Paulino pleaded guilty to multiple charges on Monday.
Not for the faint of heart.. this from Pennsylvania:  A West Hazleton man accused of inserting his fist into a woman’s anus and pulling out stomach tissue during a drug-fueled attack last year has pleaded guilty in Luzerne County Court.

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Too far? A woman who worked for a NASA-funded project was in a British documentary called THE GIRL WHO TALKED TO DOLPHINS. During the documentary, she also admitted to having sex with dolphins.. She said she was not uncomfortable.. as long as it was 'not rough' ..  More here.

Once you go aquatic... when the tank is rockin'.. They call it flipper.

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Mulder and Scully still have the sunspot case

The internet firestorm over the sudden closure of the Sunspot Solar Observatory went worldwide within the last 10 days..

As of yesterday, there was finally an official statement of some form as to why. But the statement is not going to end the rampant speculation -- these types of events get their fodder from "official statements" that fail to answer directly reasons why events occurred.The group that manages the Facebook page for the New Mexico facility say they are cooperating with on an ongoing criminal investigation..The Association of Universities for Research in Astronomy said "we became concerned that a suspect in the investigational potentially posed a threat to the safety of local staff and residents. For this reason, AURA temporarily vacated the facility and ceased science activities at this location."AURA said it was their decision to vacate...
The sheriff in town offers a different opinion, of course.. initially when the facility closed Benny House told …

It appears that Sunspot solar observatory and nearby post office was shut down because a janitor had child porn images

This is what KTSM is reporting: New Mexico observatory closed for security reasons to reopen A federal search warrant reveals that Sunspot Solar Observatory was shut down as FBI agents conducted computer forensic searches for child pornography.The source of child pornography was traced to an IP address used at the observatory and a source within the building observed a computer with "not good" images on it, the warrant states.An investigation by the FBI revealed that a janitor is the main suspect in the search, however he has not been charged with a crime even though his name in on the warrant.The warrant states the suspect would use the observatory Wifi and a personal laptop to download the child pornography. X X X X So that is now officially the official story. We are told. Of course people online are questing the veracity of the stated series of events and how a janitor, who it took days to track down for having images of child porn, is the reason that an entire observatory…

Intrigue in China: Where is Fan Bingbing

From CNN:

Fan Bingbing, one of China's highest-paid and most bankable stars, has appeared in both Chinese and Western films, including the multimillion-dollar X-Men franchise. Across the country, her face once adorned thousands of advertisements, her star power used to sell a galaxy of luxury brands, from Cartier to Louis Vuitton. She was a regular sight at major award shows and fashion ceremonies. In 2015, Time Magazine named her China's "most famous actress."  But the film star hasn't been seen in public since early June, when, according to a post on her verified social-media account, she went to visit a children's hospital in Tibet. In an article by state media Securities Daily on September 6, which was later deleted, the publication said Fan had been brought "under control and about to receive legal judgment." No official statement has been made as to Fan's whereabouts, or any potential criminal charges against the actress.  However, in a country …