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Thursday strangeness.. but at least the 'metrosexual' is dead..

It's mucky, murky, and muddy. Rain hasn't let up recently here at HORROR REPORT home base, and with it comes intense humidity causing every part of your body to turn into Soylent Green. But that's the summer--I wish I can find a state where the temperature is 70 all day with, and rainy at night at 50 degrees. Maybe that's my heaven, if heaven exists..

Judging from the news, heaven is not a place on earth. The news.. You be the judge:

The story of Casey Kasem has been fascinating and mostly sad recently.. While now we know where he is, the chances of the world losing this icon is greater.  Media reports now indicate that the star is near death ... but it's at the hands of his own family. Some of that have opted to stop giving Kasem food, water, and medication through his feeding tube. According to the family, Kasem had a wish prior in writing that he did not want to live under the conditions he is in now.. So with that, Kasem's demise is coming. A life will be over.. but his voice will live on in infamy. Each and every time you watch SCOOBY DOO.

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Do You Want This War? with President George W. Bush as Uncle Sam.
After all these years and the mighty western invasion, the liberated Iraq is completely disintegrating again.. Anarchy is the reigning champion now in the 'free' nation and most of the war gains are lost. Perhaps most delicate issues are left classified. I could only imagine the Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue now as the Obama Administration has to grapple with what to do--should they let it spiral more or try something militarily?  The President wanted to be the man who ended two wars. But now Gulf War II could become Gulf War III.. is the nation ready to fulfill a commitment it made?  Is the neocon crowd set to clean up their mess? Are the Freedom Fries eaters prepared to sacrifice? It's been ten years + since TIME magazine asked if we want this war. We did then, we thought..We even burned DIXIE CHICKS albums to prove it..  after it was over we hated it, and ourselves. But taking a long look in the mirror is not enough after you destroy a nation. Rebuilding is one thing.. but securing something we broke is another. And this place is broken--and apparently breaking further by the day and by the hour.. 

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The sun is suddenly active. First it was two massive X flares, and now a third.. But the weird part of the solar storm coming is that the thrust of it may hit on Friday the 13th. This Friday--the same day the earth will see a full moon. While shockwaves may disrupt GPS systems, I could not even fathom the beauty that people in the extreme North will see when they look to the heavens and see the Northern Lights along with a beautiful full moon. The power of nature at its finest.. But speaking of disruptions: Cell service may also be affected come Friday should the CME be strong enough. On Facebook, the 'kill shot' viewer Ed Dames has suddenly come from the social network coma that he was in over in Ukraine. For years, whether he is a huckster hoaxster or honest purveyor of truth, Dames has said a massive 'kill shot' will hit earth and only people in safe areas will survive. And now with the recent blasts from the sun, the Major has taken back to Facebook to warn his followers again that the kill shot is coming. He is standing by his vision.

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NASA is testing a flying saucer like craft device for a Mars landing.. read that again: WE are going to land a flying saucer on Mars. Seriously.. is this cranky comedy or something? We are going to be the UFOs in a UFO flying over the planet Mars.. I don't know if it's irony or just a bitter joke to all of the UFO enthusiasts who believe that circular craft has been flying over the planet Earth for decades..

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Watch this video: At about 1:06-1:08 a strange light shoots through the sky during a severe thunderstorm.. the video was posted on Facebook and is certainly interesting. What was that light...?

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A good video and a positive way to start your day.. A disabled man ignored his entire life .. then he decided a good way to get love, attention, and hugs from people in every walk of life. The inspirational video here.. Sometimes all you need is love.

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Demonic Face Appears In Clouds At Rock Festival?
The devil's in the details. And maybe in the clouds.. This image was shot at a UK rock festival.. There was a heavy thunderstorm and this face-like feature ensued in the clouds. Of course the instant rejection occurred as readers said the image was Photoshopped, but judging from the comment thread on the article, the image was real, as some testify. They say they were there, and saw the devil emerge from the thunderstorm above.. Regardless of its authenticity, the image is creepy..

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The art of deception.
Something we all know--or should. Companies are very deceptive in the ways they attract you to their product. They trick you into buying things that if you saw in reality would turn away.. McDonalds (and no doubt others) fake their photos of they meat-like burgers..  And here's some bitter truths: They use motor oil in honey images, they use tampons in potatos, and glue as milk. And there's more.. Much much more.

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Thumbs on the run: Megan Fox enjoys being a mom. And she also says she enjoys 'kicking butt' with the NINJA TURTLES. Good product placement.. She also says she's an adult geek and loved the Ninja Turtles since she was 5. She may not have loved Michael Bay her whole life, but I suppose the Ninja Turtles brought them back together again.

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The metrosexual is dead, so declares a UK paper. Instead the 2000teens are seeing the birth of the SPORNOSEXUAL.. *A porn and selfie addict in the internet age..*

Priest killed in robbery..

Device EXPLODES at nuke plant in Nogales nuclear plant in Arizona! FBI and ATF called in.. the bomb was a 'makeshift' device.. 
The FBI is investigating.. 
The plant evacuated.. 

Creepy: Accused Sandra Bullock intruder was in her house for an hour..

Kristen Wiig directing BRIDESMAIDS sequel..

Bipasha Basu to play conjoined twins in upcoming Bollywood horror movie..



STRANGER THINGS 2 looks incredible

The newest STRANGER THINGS 2 trailer hit on Friday the 13th .. amazing timing as always with the fine people at Netflix..

The excitement over this program is incredible. Not only are people re-watching and re-binging the first season in preparation, but there is an equal amount of re-watching and analyzing of the newest trailers..

Before discussion.. take a glance:

My initial thought: This is actually the weaker of the teasers and trailers for season 2.. Yes, I am inclined to wonder why Eleven is more androgynous  .. why she has more hair now and no one shaved it. why she is out of the upside down and eating Eggos in the normal world..

So many questions about her. But the trailer didn't pay much attention to her--I think on purpose. Instead we glimpsed into the post-pubescent boys and now new friends of another gender planning something, just as the world is being taken over by giant squid creatures from the upside down.

Not viewed at all? Mike's mom and dad. Barb..

Forgive me…


Yes, indeed.. a hurricane-ish type storm is about to hit Ireland..

Hurricane Ophelia is the 10th consecutive hurricane to form in the Atlantic basin this year. According to University of Miami hurricane expert Brian McNoldy, the last time ten consecutive storms became a hurricane was 1893. While a very interesting factoid, the "elephant in the room" is that Ophelia is headed to Ireland. It is rare, but not unprecedented.

There are a few interesting things about this.. First off, there have been really rare occasions that storms of this nature made it as far as Ophelia may..

Actually there have been only a handful in the past years since about, oh, 1851..

From 1851 to 2010, only 10 extratropical storms, typically the tail ends of tropical cyclones, have hit within 200 miles (322 kilometers) of Ireland....Hurricane Debbie was the only tropical hurricane to make landfall in that area, clipping the far northwest of the British Isles in 1961.

But this is 2017--the year that mayhem on …