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Fox sets out to advertise TMNT to the world

Expect to see lots of Megan Fox over the next month. She will be busy advertising the newest installment of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.. She will be most likely be hiding her thumbs, and trying to recover the movie from the terrible decision of releasing a September 11 looking image for the September 11 premiere in Australia..

The movie is being heralded by some .. COMIC CON has gone wild over Megan Foxmania.. And now a skin-tight dressed Megan Fox is shining like a star in Latin America where she ushered in the premiere of the film there..

She blew kisses.. she posed for the camera.. she lit up the room..

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. and there's no doubt the audience group that is being attracted to the movie..

But for some, this film will be a bust.. a blip on the radar of Ninja Turtles lore..

And to even some more, Megan's looking plastic lately.. something oddly surreal about her once very real face..

But for now she's soaking up the sun.

The NINJA TURTLES aren't.. They are the back story as Megan struts around the globe at premiere after premiere..

The success or failure of the newest NINJA TURTLES movie doesn't rely much on them.. instead there's two thumbs up, or down, that are holding the film..

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Welcome to the final minutes of the year 2012. Yes. Already. It was so looked forward to, and it is ending so quickly...

It's minus Dick Clark this year, though. And that is notable. Fergie is showering ABC viewers tonight in the pre-game with Dick Clark related footage. Donna Summers is playing while the Doors are swaying. Yes, it's a stroll down amnesia lane in the fast lane. Dick Clarkless 2013. No countdown with the master of Times Square this year.

The show goes on, of course. With Ryan Seacrest to help. Before Seacrest will be 'out' there will be a number of events that occur. A massive ball will drop in Times Square. Revelers will kiss their hearts out.. then race for port-a-potties and their hotel rooms. Maybe stop by a pub and have a cup of cheer..

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