Skip to main content

Aliens are not dead

Which Religions Would Have The Hardest Time Accepting Alien Life? »



The conclusion: Evangelical Christians. I tend to agree.. knowing a few, the premise of alien life really disturbs them to their core.

It makes them nervous to think that Jesus may have more planets to tend to along with Earth, and that the Garden of Eden may have to be reproduced on other worlds.

Do other planets have a Bible?
Will the rapture happen there?
Isn’t the world flat!?

All of those things.

The CATHOLIC CHURCH will race to baptize the first alien they see. The Vatican has practically said that..

But the evangelicals would call the aliens demons.

I have often equated many stories from the Bible itself with aliens.. A virgin birth? Alien implant.. Rising from the dead? beamed up… Noah’s ark? A spaceship leaving Mars before the flood..
Actually that has more logic to me that some portions of the Bible.

Nonetheless… Life is life. And if you’re really a firm believer and confident in your God, you won’t be rocked by a space ship landing on the planet earth.

Now alien butt implants? That’s demonic..

 

Comments

MOST READ HORROR REPORTS THIS WEEK

THURSDAY MORNING HEADLINES, FOR BETTER OR WORSE

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 4, 2012, NEWS LINKS
LIFE AFTER SUMMER, 2012 BEGINS.. AUTUMN COMING.
I already notice some yellow and orange showing on the once green trees. Life is like this.. it comes and goes.. and even though the oppressive heat and humidity of summer 2012 was not something you can miss, you'll end up missing it once the cold winds begin to bite ..

The first workday of September (unless you work weekends), news of the world:


There is no investigation planned into Michael Clarke Duncan's death..

Celebrity world mouns death of the gentle giant Duncan..

Hollywood stunned at Duncan's demise..

Duncan was also the star of an upcoming horror film called THE SIBLING..

The future is now: Chinese scientists unveil 'mind-controlled' drone!

The swarm of earthquakes taking place in California continues.. now it strikes Beverly Hills with a 3.3..

Indonesia warns of eruption of volcano..

Syria continues to degrade into atrocity and chaos..


Frustrated new labor leader throws empty cha…

Fires and floods, estrogen and beer: Your Friday the 13th update