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America finally excels at one thing

Be proud America.. you’re good at something…


STDs!

As a matter of fact, the next time you’re cruising the bar scene looking for a potential mate.. there’s something else to keep in mind besides using that hand sanitizer in the bathroom: The rapid spread of STDs in America.

World media now knows the United States’ dirty little secret: There are 110MILLION cases of sexually transmitted diseases in the United States - and 20 million new infections every year

HPV is the most common. The most infections occur between the ages of 15 and 24—50% of the new cases as a matter of fact.

Southern states seem to be exceptionally bad for chlamydia. Congrats Louisiana, you’re number one. But you can;t beat Georgia in the syphilis category..

Apparently the Bible belt lost its chastity belt.

So tell me again, you’re scared of Ebola?

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Welcome to the final minutes of the year 2012. Yes. Already. It was so looked forward to, and it is ending so quickly...

It's minus Dick Clark this year, though. And that is notable. Fergie is showering ABC viewers tonight in the pre-game with Dick Clark related footage. Donna Summers is playing while the Doors are swaying. Yes, it's a stroll down amnesia lane in the fast lane. Dick Clarkless 2013. No countdown with the master of Times Square this year.

The show goes on, of course. With Ryan Seacrest to help. Before Seacrest will be 'out' there will be a number of events that occur. A massive ball will drop in Times Square. Revelers will kiss their hearts out.. then race for port-a-potties and their hotel rooms. Maybe stop by a pub and have a cup of cheer..

All around the world, the events are taking place. Some places on Earth are already 2013. The Pope will have a homily about how peace could be achieved. Fireworks will fly high into the night sky.. People will embrace …

Neve Campbell laments her post-SCREAM life: I was constantly being offered horror films, because I was known for horror films, or bad romantic comedies

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“I needed a minute. In my 20s, it all hit so fast and so big that it was a little overwhelming,” Campbell shared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. “Wonderful, obviously, and I’m very grateful for it, but it got to a level, also, where the kinds of things that I was being offered were not the things I wanted to do. I was constantly being offered horror films, because I was known for horror films, or bad romantic comedies.”

And this week she will be jumping out of building with the Rock in theaters ..

All 'scream queens' have gone through a period of confusion, denial.. acceptance. And now for Jamie Lee Curtis 40 years after her introduction to movies via being chased by killer Michael Myers, she is back for a final round.. 
Just as Campbell came home for the final SCREAM..