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Fatherly advice

When your child is three, don’t fret too much. Things will change, surely.. Attitudes change.. mood swings get intense.. But the love is still immense.It’s amazing to have conversations with your son or daughter.. it’s unbelievable to fathom that they have opinions, tastes, wants, desires.. hopes.. and yes, fears. They see shadows and ponder the source, and hear sounds and wonder the location.. They fear what’s under the bed. But deep down, don’t you, too? Whether it’s the childlike reality or the modern day adult version, we still fear the unknown.  I certainly do.. Ayden is three, going on 30. Still over 20 months until he would start a traditional Kindergarten, but I fear that.  I fear bullies and I fear violence. I hope we raise Ayden to be himself and listen to his own voice, instead of falling for peer pressure.. I hope my wife and I bring Ayden the best of the world but warn him of the worst.. And I hope and pray to whatever God is above or below that the boy has a life worth remem…

Thursday strangeness.. but at least the 'metrosexual' is dead..

It's mucky, murky, and muddy. Rain hasn't let up recently here at HORROR REPORT home base, and with it comes intense humidity causing every part of your body to turn into Soylent Green. But that's the summer--I wish I can find a state where the temperature is 70 all day with, and rainy at night at 50 degrees. Maybe that's my heaven, if heaven exists..

Judging from the news, heaven is not a place on earth. The news.. You be the judge:

The story of Casey Kasem has been fascinating and mostly sad recently.. While now we know where he is, the chances of the world losing this icon is greater.  Media reports now indicate that the star is near death ... but it's at the hands of his own family. Some of that have opted to stop giving Kasem food, water, and medication through his feeding tube. According to the family, Kasem had a wish prior in writing that he did not want to live under the conditions he is in now.. So with that, Kasem's demise is coming. A life will be ove…

Thursday strangeness.. but at least the 'metrosexual' is dead..

It's mucky, murky, and muddy. Rain hasn't let up recently here at HORROR REPORT home base, and with it comes intense humidity causing every part of your body to turn into Soylent Green. But that's the summer--I wish I can find a state where the temperature is 70 all day with, and rainy at night at 50 degrees. Maybe that's my heaven, if heaven exists..

Judging from the news, heaven is not a place on earth. The news.. You be the judge:

The story of Casey Kasem has been fascinating and mostly sad recently.. While now we know where he is, the chances of the world losing this icon is greater.  Media reports now indicate that the star is near death ... but it's at the hands of his own family. Some of that have opted to stop giving Kasem food, water, and medication through his feeding tube. According to the family, Kasem had a wish prior in writing that he did not want to live under the conditions he is in now.. So with that, Kasem's demise is coming. A life will be o…

Erect Wednesday news of the world

Things of importance from the world at large..

Is that a Spiderman on your building or are you just happy to see me? Apparently, some people in South Korea, are very erect in anger over a SPIDERMAN sculpture appearing on a building. You don't have to look close to see that a well-endowed SPIDEY must have taken too many of those drugs that television commercials show men taking before bathing with women in a flower garden. That's right.. he has an erection, presumably lasting more than four hours.. The artist has been pressured to remove the statue.  While some may laugh at the image and deem it to be less than offensive, consider this fact: The statue was directly above a playground.  Obviously not suitable for all ages--or really any age in my opinion. 
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Another phallic image for you to start your day: Headline: "Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognized in library" Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric potenti…

Erect Wednesday news of the world

Things of importance from the world at large..

Is that a Spiderman on your building or are you just happy to see me? Apparently, some people in South Korea, are very erect in anger over a SPIDERMAN sculpture appearing on a building. You don't have to look close to see that a well-endowed SPIDEY must have taken too many of those drugs that television commercials show men taking before bathing with women in a flower garden. That's right.. he has an erection, presumably lasting more than four hours.. The artist has been pressured to remove the statue.  While some may laugh at the image and deem it to be less than offensive, consider this fact: The statue was directly above a playground.  Obviously not suitable for all ages--or really any age in my opinion. 
x x x 
Another phallic image for you to start your day: Headline: "Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognized in library" Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric pote…

Slender is the sign

Yet ANOTHER story that has a Slenderman tie in is making news today.. we reported hours ago that a girl in Ohio who was fascinated by 'Slenderman' tried to stab her mother.. this after a Wisconsin stabbing a week ago by two 12-year-olds who wanted to visit Slenderman at his forest mansion.. And now this: A shooting occurred Sunday in Las Vegas.. Two right wing extremists yelled "this is a revolution" before they killed two police officers.  Then they ran into a Walmart and a killed a shopper before the wife killed her husband and then herself.. 
The couple reportedly named: Jerad and Amanda Miller (no official confirmation on the names yet). A neighbor told media that they dressed as the JOKER and Harley Quinn... and the Jerald reportedly dressed as Slenderman.....

A manifesto has apparently been found..
This is getting bizarre.. for a few reasons. First off, this is not the first time the JOKER has been a meme involved in a crime.. nor, obviously, is it the first time t…

Slender is the sign

Yet ANOTHER story that has a Slenderman tie in is making news today.. we reported hours ago that a girl in Ohio who was fascinated by 'Slenderman' tried to stab her mother.. this after a Wisconsin stabbing a week ago by two 12-year-olds who wanted to visit Slenderman at his forest mansion.. And now this: A shooting occurred Sunday in Las Vegas.. Two right wing extremists yelled "this is a revolution" before they killed two police officers.  Then they ran into a Walmart and a killed a shopper before the wife killed her husband and then herself.. 
The couple reportedly named: Jerad and Amanda Miller (no official confirmation on the names yet). A neighbor told media that they dressed as the JOKER and Harley Quinn... and the Jerald reportedly dressed as Slenderman.....

A manifesto has apparently been found..
This is getting bizarre.. for a few reasons. First off, this is not the first time the JOKER has been a meme involved in a crime.. nor, obviously, is it the first time…

Somewhere under a red rainbow

This is an amazing shot.. a ‘red rainbow’ appeared over Atlanta last week after a storm.. Beautiful.  It looks eerily like the cover of UNDER THE DOME by Stephen King..

In a random world of chaos.. this happens

I am always perplexed by the ‘coincidences’ that fill our headlines and litter our histories..

Things that should not happen simply because the rare occasion of them occurring would need stars to line up and miracles (or the opposite) to occur.

One such event made news in Texas.. A head-on collision took place on Road 87 North and FM 2379. Both drivers were pronounced dead.. both drivers, in separate cars, were married.. the husband and wife had their respective lives extinguished at the hands of each other..

There are three children that survive without a mother and father now. A tragic accident.. a strange series of events that caused both to be at the wrong place at the right time.. both now dead at the hands of some force or fate that often destroys people and ruins lives.

With is this yin and yang we call life? What is this series of unfortunate events we call coincidence? Hearts out to the grieving relatives and friends..

But I am still amazed and confused of the chances of this occ…

In a random world of chaos.. this happens

I am always perplexed by the ‘coincidences’ that fill our headlines and litter our histories..

Things that should not happen simply because the rare occasion of them occurring would need stars to line up and miracles (or the opposite) to occur.

One such event made news in Texas.. A head-on collision took place on Road 87 North and FM 2379. Both drivers were pronounced dead.. both drivers, in separate cars, were married.. the husband and wife had their respective lives extinguished at the hands of each other..

There are three children that survive without a mother and father now. A tragic accident.. a strange series of events that caused both to be at the wrong place at the right time.. both now dead at the hands of some force or fate that often destroys people and ruins lives.

With is this yin and yang we call life? What is this series of unfortunate events we call coincidence? Hearts out to the grieving relatives and friends..

But I am still amazed and confused of the chances of thi…

Another Slenderman crime makes headlines

Last week the nation was shocked when two Wisconsin pre-teens attempted to murder their friend by stabbing her 19 times in a forest .. Their defense: They were trying to become the children of Slenderman and wanted to sacrifice someone to do it.. in recent days, people have learned everything they never wanted to know about the fictitious character..

And now: A new crime is just as shocking the media tells us.. and again, a child is using Slenderman as the reason for a stabbing. According to reports from this weekend, an Ohio mom said that her daughter's knife attack was inspired by the net creation Slenderman.  The mother said that her daughter 'was someone else' during the stabbing.. the mother said her daughter had a fascination with Slenderman..  The 13-year-old girl is now in a juvenile detention center..

The girl already had mental issues, according to the mom interviewed..

The HORROR REPORT wrote about the original attempted murder, and said that we hoped the original …

Another Slenderman crime makes headlines

Last week the nation was shocked when two Wisconsin pre-teens attempted to murder their friend by stabbing her 19 times in a forest .. Their defense: They were trying to become the children of Slenderman and wanted to sacrifice someone to do it.. in recent days, people have learned everything they never wanted to know about the fictitious character..

And now: A new crime is just as shocking the media tells us.. and again, a child is using Slenderman as the reason for a stabbing. According to reports from this weekend, an Ohio mom said that her daughter's knife attack was inspired by the net creation Slenderman.  The mother said that her daughter 'was someone else' during the stabbing.. the mother said her daughter had a fascination with Slenderman..  The 13-year-old girl is now in a juvenile detention center..

The girl already had mental issues, according to the mom interviewed..

The HORROR REPORT wrote about the original attempted murder, and said that we hoped the origina…