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Bette Midler suddenly becomes the anti-Bieber 'hero'

The house of pop culture insanity is being blown wide open by none other than advanced star Bette Midler.. Her words have come on the heels of a strange tweet that Justin Bieber's father--for some reason--decided to post about his own son's penis picture flap, not fap, that took place this week..

Background first: Beeb's DAD, presumably now infected with the fever, Tweeted,
""@justinbieber what do you feed that thing,  #proud daddy" ..

As sickening as it is..he did it.  Afterwards, even gossip rags shuttered in a collective grossed out sigh.

Enter Bette:
@justinbieber dad tweeted he's proud of his son's penis size. I think the biggest dick in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son."

Ouch.
So sayseth the Midler, so she becomes the hero.

And the wind beneath's Justin's genitalia ..

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Before discussion.. take a glance:



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