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Housekeeping. Bieber's manhood. And AMERICAN HORROR STORY's brutal violence

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lady-gaga-ahs-01There have been yet again some strange errors on this page. I have gone back and forth battling my hosting provider and Wordpress coding..


But that's water under the bridge.

THE HORROR REPORT lives on..

Strong since 2000. Fifteen years young. 20 if you count an Angelfire page.

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Does Bieber fever end with a dose of nudity?
They have finally dun-it.. the papps with the razzi have been able to catch Biebs like no one else could. His nude genitals are suddenly swinging proud on the Twitters.. Twits around the world are adding junk to the NET about his Junk..

Isn't this a moment in time we'll be ashamed of? A time when genitals were the focal point of the multi-corporate Internet?

At one time the net was free.. amazing.. New and fresh.
Now it's old. Contrived.. Fake and Facebooked..

We are all controlled if we play in their playground.
If you build your own, at least your world will be what you make it.

Unless you're fine seeing Justin Bieber nude in your sphere of reality..

But it's unreal.

Lately all of it is.
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When people were done creepily searching for Bieber's member, they watched another modern day pop culture icon shock them in the horror world.. The long anticipated HOTEL version of AMERICAN HORROR STORY premiered.. with gore, blood, and an orgy. Nothing less would be expected by LADY GAGA..

It was on TEE VEE, courtesy the fine people at AMERICAN HORROR STORY, that we were able to now see a man's penis superglued inside a woman's vagina during sex.. and a sexual orgy that ended with GAGA slitting throats...

If that doesn't interest you, perhaps children snacking on a tourist would...

No?

Okay.. certainly you'd think this is the most shocking: The 'Addiction Demon,' which attacks a woman and brutally rapes her with a dildo made from drill bits..

Perhaps if that doesn't shock you, then Hollywood has effectively done their job: Killed your sense of emotions and morality.

If it does shock you there is some hope..
Rape during prime time.
That's our culture now, I suppose.
That's entertainment.
That H O L L Y W O O D.

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The excitement over this program is incredible. Not only are people re-watching and re-binging the first season in preparation, but there is an equal amount of re-watching and analyzing of the newest trailers..


Before discussion.. take a glance:



My initial thought: This is actually the weaker of the teasers and trailers for season 2.. Yes, I am inclined to wonder why Eleven is more androgynous  .. why she has more hair now and no one shaved it. why she is out of the upside down and eating Eggos in the normal world..

So many questions about her. But the trailer didn't pay much attention to her--I think on purpose. Instead we glimpsed into the post-pubescent boys and now new friends of another gender planning something, just as the world is being taken over by giant squid creatures from the upside down.

Not viewed at all? Mike's mom and dad. Barb..

Forgive me…

THE UNLUCK OF THE IRISH: TROPICAL STORM MAY HIT IRELAND!!

Yes, indeed.. a hurricane-ish type storm is about to hit Ireland..

Hurricane Ophelia is the 10th consecutive hurricane to form in the Atlantic basin this year. According to University of Miami hurricane expert Brian McNoldy, the last time ten consecutive storms became a hurricane was 1893. While a very interesting factoid, the "elephant in the room" is that Ophelia is headed to Ireland. It is rare, but not unprecedented.

There are a few interesting things about this.. First off, there have been really rare occasions that storms of this nature made it as far as Ophelia may..

Actually there have been only a handful in the past years since about, oh, 1851..

From 1851 to 2010, only 10 extratropical storms, typically the tail ends of tropical cyclones, have hit within 200 miles (322 kilometers) of Ireland....Hurricane Debbie was the only tropical hurricane to make landfall in that area, clipping the far northwest of the British Isles in 1961.

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