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ALL THUMBS! Megan would avoid JONAH HEX if she could do it all again

Megan Fox continues her publicity tour for the newest NINJA TURTLES incarnation.. but she is also showering some hopeless words on a past flick that she wishes she'd never made: JONAH HEX..

Josh Brolin hated it too..

The movie was an utter failure. Slammed by critics and panned by fans. The COMIC flick didn't capture much imagination.. as a matter of fact, when I saw the comments about Fox hating the movie, I had to re-Google the year the movie even came out! 2010 for the record.



No word on whether she's be JENNIFER'S BODY again.

But we know the HEX she'd avoid.

If only thumbs could turn back time.

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