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The Green Mile is a long road

A woman purported to be the oldest living person ever at 128 says she hasn't lived a single happy day in her life and her longevity is "a punishment".
The Russian government claims Koku Istambulova is the world's oldest person.

But she has bluntly said her longevity "was God's will" and she "did nothing to make it happen". While some people chalk it up to a healthy or active lifestyle, "tired" Koku said: "I have no idea how I lived until now."

Koko is set to turn 129 in two weeks... and she added: “I have not had a single happy day in my life."

Now that is something surely to look forward to. The Golden Years.... raining down on you.

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