MONDAY AUGUST 26 2013--School's back for most.. Have fun with that.
Last night James Vanderbeek tweeted that the Miley Cyrus performance at the MTV VMAs made him feel old.. This is one time I will agree with the Beek from the Creek. I felt my age watching her gyrate and have virtual sexual intercourse with a foam finger and Alan Thicke's son.. Quite the end of the summer for pop culture, wasn't it? Even the Smiths were shocked. But nothing is more shocking than ... the rest of the news..
War imminent within hours? Navy poised to strike Syria within days..
Competing chemical attack accusations emerge..
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