Month: September 2013

SPACE.COM REPORTS: A new study just released: ‘NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity has found that surface soil on the Red Planet contains about 2 percent water by weight. That means astronaut pioneers could extract roughly 2 pints (1 liter) of water out of every cubic foot (0.03 cubic meters) of Martian dirt they dig up’


THE ‘WOW’ MOMENT ON MARS

What’s more: The Weather Matrix from Accuweather wrote this today on his Facebook page:

Going to be a heck of a storm this weekend in the Pacific Northwest: Waves over 24 feet offshore, Over 8″ of rain, and winds sustained 30-40 mph.
Some of our mets are saying it could be a flooding “disaster” — I think it’s doubtless you will see flood rescues on Cable News for Oregon and Washington by Monday.

Prepare now, FEMA REGION X..

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 26 2013

October surprises… A doomed satellite will be coming down next month.. the Ferrari of space will break up, but some pieces will come down. Scientists say the odds are it will be in water, since we’re vastly water here on the little blue dot. But .. if not? … well… you know.

Amazing video of fireball streaking through Northern Alberta sky..

Update: The Pakistan earthquake that made a new island also killed over 200..

Update on the new island near Pakistan: It’s emitting flammable gas!

Watching this very closely: Yellowstome has TRIPLE SWARM of quakes!
Swarmstorm: 130 earthquakes in Yellowstone in less than a week..
Unprecedented THREE swarms together..

The great ‘Shake Out’ earthquake drill set for October 17 — FEMA REGION X administrates..

And don’t forget GRIDEX II comes in November (at the same time ISON is in the sky..)

Navy Yard shooter Alexis said that low frequency attacks drove him to kill..

New Fukushima worries: A sinkhole potential..
…signs of collapse..

60 years ago this week, the “Virgin Mary” visited Philadelphia. . and set off a religious firestorm in Fairmont Park..

Saved by the flow! Massive coastal storm is going to be off the Eastern Seaboard this weekend, as the HORROR REPORT said days ago.. weather models captured this storm early.. luckily, the latest forecast is that the East Coast will avoid a Sandy-lite storm.. this is expected to stay away from the vast land mass.. It will bring some big tides to coastal areas–something much less a concern than what it would do if it actually struck..

Accuweather still monitoring the hybrid storm potential..

Early winter forecast now being made..

8 to 9 inches of snow has fallen over parts of Southwest Montana. More snow coming into western Wyoming the next 48 hours..

George HW Bush and Barbara attend same sex wedding in Maine!

The curse: Powerball winners wants his old life back..

Monsanto losing protection!?

Scientists grow a nose on a man’s forehead..

Earth had oxygen far sooner than previously thought..

Scientists find transformer pulsar..

A crowded galaxy has been discovered 54 million light years away..

Olivia Newton John’s home in Florida involved with exorcism! She and her husband had a priest in to exorcise the house of demons..
John’s house was the site of a suicide prior to her purchasing it….

Miley Cyrus is unbearable to listen to regular.. but just try listening backwards..

Striking while the iron’s hot: Miley poses topless for ROLLING STONE....some how her tongue looks smaller in print than it does in video..

The creepy Northampton Clown that various outlets including THE HORROR REPORT have been talking about has been caught on video.. he goes exist. The video certainly has a creepy feel to it.. he is standing in water with a balloon and is slowly waving at the camera.. Ugh..

Michael J Fox admits he medicated with alcohol after diagnosis with Parkinsons..

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. makes strong TV debut..

The best horror music..

Hollywood buying up ne armored cars in big numbers.. and the best part for the stars: It will electrocute the papparazi..

CBS To Adapt Anne Rice’s ‘Seraphim’ Novels As Drama Project With Timberman-Beverly, ‘Memphis Beat’ Creators & Joe Carnahan..

Sesame Place in Pennsylvania cutting hours and benefits of employees to deal with Obamacare..

Kevin Smith to shoot TUSK in October..

CRYSTAL LAKE MEMORIES is a seven hour documentary about the famed Jason Vorhees..

Halloween 2013: Predictions that Americans will spend LESS this year..

Teen Halloween prank leads to him hanging himself..

The state of our culture: A ‘naughty leopard’ costume actually exists for 2-year-olds..

Weird Urban Outfitters Halloween costumes..

A few weeks ago, my friend told me that Shocktoberfest here in my homes state of Pennsylvania was going to do something a little funky.. crude..and nude.  I didn’t believe him until I researched it myself.. and the fact I didn’t report on it here on the HORROR REPORT may mean that subconsciously I still didn’t believe it until I saw news accounts of it..

There is an attraction at the haunted location near Sinking Springs PA that, after midnight, you can enter naked. That’s right.. for the price of entry, you can take your clothes off entirely, or just down to your undergarments. No one under 18. The website also says no sex. And only after midnight..that’s when you’ll let it all hang out.

Shocktoberfest has done a great feat: The little haunted house that could has not garnered lots of national and worldwide attention with their Naked and Afraid scenario.

The theme is modeled of course after that DISCOVERY  CHANNEL show in which people strip down to nothing and try not to die for 20 days on some remote island.

At Shocktoberfest, the nude participants will walk through a house called “The Unknown” and hang on to whatever they got.. According to the park, the nudies and prudies will have to face the zombies in the house. No word on whether the monsters will also be in birthday suits, though I’d imagine not..

Groping  around in the dark seems to have a whole new meaning with this attraction..Be careful what you grab onto, I imagine.

The image in the advertisement for Naked and Afraid that Shocktoberfest is using makes me a chuckle a bit–two attractive, young, and thin models with nervous smiles on their perfect faces. What will really enter the Unknown?? I picture more weight.. more age.. more grease.. and more perverse eyes trying to scour the landscape to see any mountains and molehills ..

The fact you must be 18 to enter is .. well, legally sound and expected. And the waiver folks will sign? Also expected.. but even at 18–think back!–would you have been either 1) Confident enough to do something this nature or (If yes to 1) 2) mature enough to handle it?  How many 18-year-olds just-out-of-high-school nervous, pimply, horny folks will be able to pass this test? We will see..
I imagine NAKED AND AFRAID will become either a blip on the radar of haunted houses..or Shocktoberfest is upping the ante on how to scare people.

Hope there’s no mirrors in The Unknown. For some, the scariest site may be their own bodies without boundaries..

I have some thoughts on the Shocktoberfest ‘Naked and Afraid” attraction.. I’m not too far away and … well, on this matter, I am formulating an opinion. It may take some time to completely ….digest… the idea of running around nude with strangers after midnight at a haunted house.. MORE COMING..
NUDE OR PRUDE!? HAUNTED HOUSE IN PENNSYLVANIA IN THE BUFF.. AFTER MIDNIGHT, IT ALL HANGS OUT

See here:

@FlashNewsNet We’re also not purchasing materials in the amounts being speculated. Only regular preparedness purchasing.
— FEMA Region 3 (@FEMAregion3) September 25, 2013

They also tweet this:

RUMOR CONTROL: We’re aware of the speculation about FEMA expecting a disaster on Oct 1. That is FALSE. Let us know if you have questions.
— FEMA Region 3 (@FEMAregion3) September 25, 2013

Very interesting that they chose to respond.. I suppose their call centers were being overwhelmed with people asking about this.. They say they are not expecting a disaster.. But hey, as with any day, that does not mean a disaster won’t happen..

Again, adjust those tin foil hats. Make sure they are firmly in place.. Mine is. Sometimes.
But those dreams..
And Pink Stars. I just cannot get over that..

So I got this email today from ‘Ben’ .. I will quote only the first two lines. The text speaks for itself:

Thanks for the FEMA stories lately. No one is talking about it. The part that scares me is I heard the sun piece that broke off is going to hit the earth

Thanks for the email.
Sorry about the fear..
As the HORROR REPORT has said before, it’s time to adjust the tin foil hat.. make it tighter, some bad info is getting through..
I know what you are talking about with the sun.. but as far as it breaking off? This is not possible. It will not happen. If calamity occurs, the sun will not be the cause–at least not the ‘missing piece’ that was reported a few months ago..

As a matter of fact, my opinion is still not set in stone about this whole FEMA REGION III information.  But I can tell you this: SNOPES is debunking the rumors of October 1 deadline for orders..
It all began with a purported document written by a former Senator, Sheldon Songstad. Problem is, there is lots of debate as to whether he even said the things he is being said to have said!

Last night, Clyde Lewis had a pleasantly freaky show featuring “Pink Stars.” It was creepy and foreboding.. And as we get closer to October 1, perhaps nothing will come of it…

I know this, though, even if something does, and region III or Puerto Rico is crippled by an earth changing disaster, it will not be from the sun. Rest easy, Ben..

There was a big quake Pakistan you may have heard about.. It took place a few days back. Today we are reading about the quake being so strong that a new island got created on the aftermath.. the land mass surfaced after the big shake and already boats have been deployed with explorers trying to see what they could find..

According to the news accounts of the area a similar land mass appeared 60 years ago but disappeared ..That probably means this island may not survive long either.. Don’t buy land yet.
But clearly some interesting things are happening on this planet..

If you so happened to be flipping through radio stations late last night you may have caught Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis, and chances are you were not able to sleep after listening to..

Lewis had a guest that he code-named “Pink star”.
Pink star, Lewis explained, had security clearances with the government and was privy to information regarding FEMA Region III.. What Pink Star said was alarming..

According to her verbal testimony over the AM, satellite, and Internet airwaves last night, many people in Puerto Rico and United States, along with military personnel, are having reoccurring nightmares about fireballs falling from the sky.. She went further though and said the nightmares are only a example of a truth, and the potential for a disaster somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean or eastern seaboard of United States with large celestial objects actually hitting. Her voice appeared nervous. She said on the night previous when she was supposed to be on, she became victim of electronic harassment..

The area part that struck me while listening was the accounts of dreams. One of my favorite TV movies ever made was Stephen King “Storm of the Century”. In that film there is one scene that stands out in my mind, all of the residents in shelter during the massive snowstorm begin having the same nightmare of being taken into the sea and committing mass suicide, all while a large-nosed preacher on TV compels them back to do it .. And going even further, I am not without such dreams recently too. Just last week here on this website I reported to you one of my most vivid dreams I have ever had in my life, about fireballs or something hitting giant towers at a nuclear facility, causing a fire, and then forcing me into old park, waking around aimlessly waiting for my wife and child, with people I have never seen for years. In the dream I perhaps was entering heaven — or maybe I was stuck in hell..

All things must be taken with grains of salt, and whenever someone reports doom or gloom the grain of salt must be larger-than-life.. The show from last night was no different, and with no disrespect meant to Mr. Lewis, we must be very suspicious of the claims and investigate these for ourselves..

And that is exactly what the Horror Report will intend on doing, because if the pink stars are falling in line, we will at least be able to see the path perhaps before the hit.