Author: Horror Reporter

  • President Biden’s 21 gum salute

    President Biden’s 21 gum salute

    Politics sure has gotten boring.. so boring that Judicial Watch is entering into a lawsuit against the Secret Service for secret information on Joe Biden’s dog attack in the White House..

    And another set of Biden gaffes..

    The President was touting his vaccine plan.. instead of giving the right website, a little snafu introduced it as Vaccines.Gum.

    The official White House transcript corrected the matter after the press event.

    If Willie Wonka was real, it would be sure fun to see if he would be involved with the Vaccine Gum making ..

    This story has overall little importance in the scheme of things. But it has equaled a few hours of Twitter trends with jokes about vaccine gum.

    I guess the gaffe could have theoretically been worse…………..

    :0

    The FULL event:

  • Don’t you wish your vaccine was hot like mine

    Don’t you wish your vaccine was hot like mine

    Earlier we reported on how it looks like the Johnson & Johnson vaccine was virtually crippled by the pause..

    Everything is political. Even .. yes.. even vaccines.

    Apparently you can gleam a lot into the personal political choices of someone by their vaccine they get? Or at least this is what ‘pop culture’ is telling us. So it has got taaaa bee true, right!?

    x x x

    The latest vaccine rage online apparently consists of which vaccine is hottest. Prettiest. The most alluring and gratifying …

    And the winner is Pfizer!

    You see this shot get hot
    Every antibody comes through..
    When I step up in the spot (are you ready?)
    Make the vaccine sizzle like a summertime cookout
    Prowl for the best shot, yes I’m on the lookout (let’s dance)
    Slow banging shorty like a dancer with the RONA
    Smell good, pretty skin, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
    No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
    Gimme the number, but give me the T cells before you leave…

    RNA is king

    The Atlantic published something we quite honestly were not aware of.. a certain rage of vaccine envy is taking place on the socials. Apparently, as summarized by author Kaitlyn Tiffany, the internet as a whole has decided that Pfizer is the best of all! The hottest for the summer sex season!

    From the report:

     At the moment, the internet is full of jokes about all the things you still can’t do after you’ve gotten vaccinated—like taking my hand and dragging me headfirst, which is part of a Taylor Swift song from 2008; removing the green ribbon from around your neck, a reference to a disturbing children’s story in which a woman named Jenny does that and then her head falls off; or emerging “from the soil after 17 years to shed your outer cuticular layer & scream into the ether in unison,” which is a subtweet of cicadas. I’m laughing, but what are we talking about? Weirder still, one vaccine in particular—from Pfizer—has somehow become the cool vaccine, as well as the vaccine for the rich and stylish. Slate’s Heather Schwedel recently discussed the “Pfizer superiority complex” at length. As one source told her: “One of my cousins got Moderna, and I was like, ‘That’s OK. We need a strong middle class.’” On Twitter, the vaccinated are changing their usernames to reflect their new personal identities: There are Pfizer Princesses and Pfizer Floozies and Pfizer Pfairies and at least one Portrait of a Lady on Pfizer. “Pfizer is what was available when I signed up,” Jagger Blaec, a 33-year-old podcast host told me, “but it’s no coincidence every baddie I know has Pfizer and not Moderna.” Isn’t it a coincidence, though?

    The TikTok culture has solidified the notion that only hot people get Pfizer.. or that Pfizer makes you hot.

    This is not science of course.. but we don’t care about facts in 2021. The last decade has proven that facts are just opinions in your own windmills of your mind.

    Don’t cha wish your vaccine was hot like me?
    Don’t cha wish your vaccine was an RNA freak like me?
    Don’t cha?
    Don’t cha?
    Don’t cha wish your vaccine was raw like me?
    Don’t cha wish your vaccine
    was fun like me?
    Don’t cha?
    Don’t cha?

    x x x

    The ATLANTIC article continues:

    Pfizer elitism seems to have originated on TikTok, where the vaccine hierarchy has been most concretely outlined. I wondered if it might have something to do with the particulars of that platform, so I reached out to Shauna Pomerantz, a TikTok scholar and an associate professor at Brock University, in Ontario. She suggested a much simpler explanation: The idea of a rich-hot-bougie-elite-status vaccine comes out of American culture, she said, in which everything is extremely competitive and organized around “winners and losers rather than support and kindness.” Yikes.

    This world sure is a mad, mad world.

    Move over classism.

    Welcome to vaccism.

  • 2021 gets wild!! Where will the Chinese Rocket fall!?

    2021 gets wild!! Where will the Chinese Rocket fall!?

    Here is what we know: An out-of-control spent rocket originally launched by China  on April 29  is racing back towards Earth and what’s left of it is expected to impact Earth on May 10.

    Here is what we do not know: Where it will hit.

    Forecasts show if an impact were to occur in the United States, the eastern U.S. would have the highest odds of seeing impact. Chicago, Buffalo, New York City, Boston, Philadelphia, Dover, Atlantic City, Richmond, Gainesville, and  Jacksonville are among the eastern U.S. cities the rocket is expected to pass over and perhaps crash into..

    World governments are watching closely.

    BUT… with re-entry speeds of over 15,000 mph, it may be too late to warn people of the impending impact zone when someone actually knows where it will strike…

    Developing soon…..sooner rather than later.

  • The Power of Scalpers beats the Power of Grayskull

    The Power of Scalpers beats the Power of Grayskull

    It is getting frustrating for a HE-MAN fan to find the new 2020 and 2021 toy lines..

    Did Mattel falter in making the action figures?
    Did scalpers strike in their finest fashion?

    Either way it is clear: You can hardly find HE-MAN toys anywhere!!

    There are two schools of thought..
    1) The company just did not make enough. Walmart was alone in selling, and all you can find was He-Man and Skeletor with a random Man-At-Arms thrown in for the mix.. but the rest off the line, regardless of the wave, was hard to find. Impossible in most places.

    Facebook pages have popped up informing fans where some of the newer figures and items have been located nationwide.

    2) Scalpers and adult collectors have ruined things for kids.

    Yes. Scalpers online have been selling action figures for dozens of dollars above what stores have them for.. And that just plain sucks.

    I remember as a kid, with family driving me to the local mall and me being hopeful of finding the newest action figure I wanted. I always lucked out, thankfully.. But if there were new He-Man fans in the younger age bracket trying to find action figures, they are completely out of luck in our modern age.

    You just cannot find them…

    Plain and simple.

    And for any newcomer to the fold, that just is terrible. Dreams of new toys are dashed.

    Instead you have to go to eBay to find the $80 figure…

    Terrible..terrible…terrible…

  • THE BILL VS MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION

    THE BILL VS MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION

    Bill Gates, co-founder and former CEO of Microsoft, said in a tweet on Monday that he and his wife, Melinda Gates, will be splitting up after 27 years of marriage..

    FROM THE TWEET:

    DEVELOPING..

  • Why did COVID vaccines suddenly decline? The answer in a graph

    Why did COVID vaccines suddenly decline? The answer in a graph

    A few headlines to set this up:

    Vaccinations slowing as supply outstrips demand…

    Many police officers spurn as departments avoid mandates…

    Iowa turns down 71% of available jabs…

    ….it would seem that despite the rosy scenario of 100 million doses being administered across the United States, there has been a suddenly decline of enthusiasm for getting the shot.. Or shots.

    Why?

    Perhaps the answers can be assumed after seeing one graphical representation of usage across the United States.

    It would appear that when the Johnson & Johnson pause occurred because of blood clots, all vaccines went down. With the complete tanking of the J&J it would appear that no one knows the pause has been un-paused again…

    For your discernment and review:

    The power of the press!!
    It is still a real thing regardless of who thinks what is ‘fake news’..

  • But can they just get rid of pit stains? Now coming: A smart shirt to aid your smart ear phones

    But can they just get rid of pit stains? Now coming: A smart shirt to aid your smart ear phones

    The other day the HORROR REPORT and other sources talked about ear phones that can raise volume when it thinks you need it. You can read that here: https://www.horrorreport.com/2021/05/the-headphones-that-can-read-your-mind/

    Now another product is conveniently press releasing itself into the news!

    Nextiles, a National Science Foundation-backed textile company, wants to weave FitBit-like tech into textiles. It’s the latest addition to an evolving list of efforts to revolutionize the clothing we wear..

    That sounds awfully nice to wear at the same time as your ear phones. Imagine a shirt that tells you to get up more and ear phones that raise the volume to inspire such actions!

    Pretty soon your brain will just be able to fully shut own while technology lives your life for you.

    Here is what is being press released.. err… reported: The Brooklyn-based start-up last week launched its patented “smart fabric” — a machine-washable material with built-in circuitry — as a new way to capture biometric data.

    “My whole goal was to make your everyday threads a smart factor in your wearables,” said George Sun, Nextiles’ chief executive and a former executive at the sportswear designer Puma. “Rather than strapping a computer chip to your body, we can sew these circuitries directly into a sleeve, shirt and pants.”..

    If David Letterman was still on TV, he’d be asking can we ‘turn your smart pants into shorts, please?’

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OXPGshwyQ8
  • The hard part of herd immunity

    The hard part of herd immunity

    The New York TIMES generated some chatter on the Internets for a report that ‘herd immunity’ may not occur in the United States..

    Though American cases have yet again been falling, perhaps that seasonal spring sun has worked to get people in fresh air again.. also 100 million vaccines have been administered in the United States. The rest of the world has seen a surge of the scourge, but to date North America has been watching a reprieve in the hell.

    Apoorva Mandavilli writes this in the TIMES:

    Early in the pandemic, when vaccines for the coronavirus were still just a glimmer on the horizon, the term “herd immunity” came to signify the endgame: the point when enough Americans would be protected from the virus so we could be rid of the pathogen and reclaim our lives. Now, more than half of adults in the United States have been inoculated with at least one dose of a vaccine. But daily vaccination rates are slipping, and there is widespread consensus among scientists and public health experts that the herd immunity threshold is not attainable — at least not in the foreseeable future, and perhaps not ever. Instead, they are coming to the conclusion that rather than making a long-promised exit, the virus will most likely become a manageable threat that will continue to circulate in the United States for years to come, still causing hospitalizations and deaths but in much smaller numbers.

    The TIMES article focuses on the dwindling vaccination rates, and the variants. Mandavilla writes, “It is already clear, however, that the virus is changing too quickly, new variants are spreading too easily and vaccination is proceeding too slowly for herd immunity to be within reach anytime soon.”

    x x x

    The world deserves truth and now fanciful lies and feel good ”flatten the curve” style phrases. People need to realize that this virus will undoubtedly now stay in circulation for the foreseeable future. It will not go away.. with time and medical intervention, there will be a lessening degree of severity. But it should never be assumed that this can be eradicated 100% ..

    That said, some of the perilous stories about vaccine compliance dropping forgets one more thing: Natural immunity .. there are some estimate that up to 1/3 of Americans already had COVID at some point during the previous year..

    That adds to the notion of ‘herd’ immunity.

    However, there is one more thing to consider: The question of how long immunity will last.

    We have seen stories of vaccinated people getting COVID. Or those who had the virus getting it again.. Even some stories from other nations have dropped stating that people get TWO COVIDS (two variants) at one time!

    x x x

    It is fascinating to consider the ‘flatten the curve’ stay at home world of 2020.. This from the TIMES:

    Once the novel coronavirus began to spread across the globe in early 2020, it became increasingly clear that the only way out of the pandemic would be for so many people to gain immunity — whether through natural infection or vaccination — that the virus would run out of people to infect. The concept of reaching herd immunity became the implicit goal in many countries, including the United States.

    DEVELOPING..

  • Billie Eilish hits: Sexual exploitation of minors

    Billie Eilish hits: Sexual exploitation of minors

    Billie Eilish appearing in the newest issue of British VOGUE, commenting on society and sexual exploitation of minors..

    “[The song is] really not about one person. You might think, ‘it’s because she’s in the music industry’, no dude. It’s everywhere,” she says. “I don’t know one girl or woman who hasn’t had a weird experience or a really bad experience. And men too – young boys are taken advantage of constantly.”

    Eilish looked different than normal.. minus the baggy clothes, minus the sweats. This time, she sports a custom Gucci corset and skirt with an Agent Provocateur bra, accessorised with latex gloves. The magazine says it was Eilish’s idea..

    “Showing your body and showing your skin – or not – should not take away any respect from you,” she said. “It’s all about what makes you feel good. If you want to get surgery, go get surgery. If you want to wear a dress that somebody thinks that you look too big wearing, fuck it. If you feel like you look good, you look good.”

    x x x

    Meanwhile SHOWBIZ reports that sales of YOU POWER has turned into a thud of a dud..

  • The Internet gangs up on Jeopardy contestant for celebrating 3 wins? Or have they discovered someone’s hidden beliefs!

    The Internet gangs up on Jeopardy contestant for celebrating 3 wins? Or have they discovered someone’s hidden beliefs!

    Over the past several years, the “ok” hand symbol has progressively been called a racist and white supremicist hand gesture..

    So when Jeopardy contestant Kelly Donahue put up three fingers to celebrate three days of wins on the show, people on Twitter quickly posted his image and commentary that he showcased a racist hand gesture!

    What occurred from that point was nothing else but a modern day electronic witch hunt.

    Donahue issued a comment on Facebook that he was in on way being racist.. but then he deleted that post as public pressure and endless comments called him out as a white supremacist.. At that point, the on-air moment resulted in Donohue receiving immense backlash from at-home viewers and past contestants. The gesture many accused him of using has been classified as a symbol of hate by the Anti-Defamation League as of 2019..

    Donahue then issued another newer statement in which he further tried to quell the personal attacks:

    “I’m truly horrified with what has been posted about me on social media. I absolutely, unequivocally condemn white supremacy and racism of any kind. People who know me personally know that I am not a racist, but for the public at large it bears repeating: I am not a racist and I reject and condemn white supremacy and all forms of bigotry for the evil they are,” Donohue wrote in a lengthy statement on Facebook.

    “It’s shameful to me to think anyone would try to use the stage of ‘Jeopardy!’ to advance or promote such a disgusting agenda. During the taping of my fourth episode, I was simply raising three fingers to mark my 3rd win. There was nothing more I was trying to indicate,” he said.

    “I deeply regret this terrible misunderstanding. I never meant to hurt a soul and I assure you I am no friend of racists or white supremacists,” his post continues..

    x x x

    Meanwhile, a formal letter from more than 400 alleged former “Jeopardy!” contestants published to Medium on Wednesday called for showrunners to act on the alleged condemned hand gesture.

    “This, whether intentional or not, resembled very closely a gesture that has been coopted by white power groups, alt right groups, and an anti-government group that calls itself the Three Percenters,” the letter reads….

    x x x

    …everything went into chaotic hell when Alex Trebek left the world…