Author: The Horror Report

  • Dick Cheney gets one step closer to living forever

    Dick Cheney gets one step closer to living forever

    He had heart attacks for years.. he had a quadruple bypass.. he had a battery powered heart pump. And now at the age of 71, he has received a heart transplant and is recovering tonight.

    The name of the donor is not known.. the Cheney family expressed gratitude for the chance to have Dick around longer..
    Already the internet is abuzz with many who are thrilled that the neo conservative may live to endorse another war.. opponents say it is another example of  ‘Darth Vader’ taking another step closer to living forever..

  • Debris causes space station scare

    Debris causes space station scare

    The space station crew was forced to seek shelter after fears of debris.. the fragment passed by the station without farm to life or limb, but it showcases the growing issue of space debris circling around earth..

    NASA was concerned that the debris was potentially dangerous to astronauts on the International Space Station–so much so that they were warned to seek refuge as the debris passed by.

    It was an old Russian satellite named Cosmos 2251. This is now the third time such an incident has occurred.

    And it will likely occur again: According to reports, more than 20,000 pieces of MAN-MADE debris circle earth, all larger than a softball. Many pieces are large..

  • A note from Clintonville

    A note from Clintonville

    An Earth Informer reader tonight emailed me, one who wishes to remain anonymous.. But interesting how this person is characterizing the latest explanations from officials on the ‘earthquake’ theory making booms and bangs..

    Hello, I’m from Clintonville and stumbled across your website while searching for information on the noises in my town. Believe me, me, and no one else believes that an earthquake caused what we are hearing. We heard this before the day that the government told us the quake even happened! And other towns, too? we are all wondering if it is fracking or something else. We just are not buying into this official story that this mystery is ‘solved’

    Thanks.. reader.. Love it. I can’t say I buy it either. Time will tell..
    And a note to this, and other readers around the wold who are hearing noises and other strange things: Always email me at earthinformer@gmail.com .. I’d love to hear from you..

    Thanks again “M”

  • The solar flare of blinding lights

    The solar flare of blinding lights

    Space Weather reports:

    A flurry of solar activity in early March dumped enough heat in Earth’s upper atmosphere to power every residence in New York City for two years. The heat has since dissipated, but there’s more to come as the solar cycle intensifies. [full story] [video]

    That’s a lot of power. The solar cycle, as they point out, is not done. As a matter of fact, more bursts have come off of the sun just tonight.

    Sunspot 1429 just produced a strong M class flare–not earth directed.. Another sunspot, AR 11444, is now forming.. 1431 produced a flare, today, too..

    We are not out of the wood.. or universe. Not at all. 2012 should prove interesting..

  • Booms and busts

    Booms and busts

    The USGS says that mini quakes have led to the booms in the night around Clintonville and surrounding towns in Wisconsin.. But residents question the theory.. Some heard booms long before the 1.5 quake was detected..

    Town officials say that the ‘mystery is solved’.. They also told residents that they are safe..
    Some who heard those pronouncements aren’t so sure..
    Still watching this close..

  • The dry future

    The dry future

    Times are going to be grim in the near future, according to the latest government assessments on the future about how water will be used as a weapon of war.

    The main areas of crisis will be North Africa, Asia, and parts of the Middle East .. Millions will be affected..

  • Heatmiser lives: The tsunami factor

    Heatmiser lives: The tsunami factor

    Lots of eyebrows are raised at the heat  as of late.. while many are enjoying the bountiful weather of warmth, sporting short sleeved Ts and shorts, the back of the mind knows it is a guilty pleasure. Could it be, something wrong with this whole picture? A month where the normal temperatures are often cold and we have heat? Where St. Patrick’s Day is often white instead of green? …where 80s don’t persist this long until April or May? .. Indeed.

     But a new theory has surfaced–in jest–but it may be the best of any!  Call it the tsunami defense.. the wreckage in the Pacific is so extensive after the March 2011 tsunami, that it heated the planet and changed wind currents. The idea was put forth by Henry Margusity of Accuweather in a complete joking manner.  Sadly now he is being mocked for it since Accuweather blew the overall winter prediction for the year.

    The worrying part of this whole heat wave is this: If the experts are confounded and the forecasters are stunned, we should be looking outside the box. And that is not to say that the tsunami heated the planet, but the old weather patterns perhaps are truly changing .. why? Global warming? Earth changes.. cooling..

    And what if this: The planet moved after last year’s Japan quake. Could that have caused a shift in where certain weather patterns persist?
    I don’t know.
    And guess what.. no one really knows.
    Like forecasters, we just guess.

    I like Henry from Accuweather.. I’ll stand by him, regardless of how wacky a theory could be.

    The real story here is that it’s scary that we have to guess about why the weather is so absolutely strange as of late..

  • Excuse me, is your arm vibrating or are you just happy to see me?

    Excuse me, is your arm vibrating or are you just happy to see me?

    The future is now.. how far down this road are you willing to travel? How much of the path is safe.. secure.. Where should it end? It appears it will not have to end therefore only you can choose to lose the amount of sanity you want.
    Headline: Nokia has filed for a parent for tattoos that will be able to receive a magnetic wave to indicate when a cell phone call is coming in.
    We were supposed to have flying cars and household robots. Not magnetic arms that tingle when someone phones…
    The power hour is here. There is not stopping technology.  I have said before, and stand by the prediction now, that cell phones will soon be implanted from birth in your hand.. Google on your fingers.. all knowing and always there.. RFID chips ..hold the salsa.
    Video here:
    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybh-hs-wMVE]
  • Hundreds of residents go to Clintonville WI town hall

    Hundreds of residents go to Clintonville WI town hall

    Could it be the temperatures? Record high temps may have affecting some soil underneath the city of Clintonville, WI.. this information was relayed to the town hall that had hundreds in attendance..

    The theory on temperatures has been mentioned before as a possible explanation to the strange noises keeping residents of Clintonville (and now some other towns too) awake in the early morning hours .. The notion that less snow and more warmth, and now the record heat wave taking place across the nation and Wisconsin, is leading to ground changes that are causes dramatic noises like the ones being heard (and felt) by townspeople..

    While most are shaken by the tremors, authorities at the town hall continued to ensure that the occurrences are all natural. Many across the world are on edge after months of ‘noises’ and strange sounds all over the globe.

    Wild theories persist about Clintonville.. UFOs.. the end times.. big megaquake coming.

    Or all natural?