Category: Christmas

  • Remember to keep the Krampus in Christmas

    Remember to keep the Krampus in Christmas

    Today take some time to celebrate the dark counterpart to St. Nicholas.

    The one and only Krampus, the legendary horned figure of ancient lore..

    .. here is your public service announcement:

    Krampus eminds us to stay on our best behavior as he roams tonight… santa knows if you’ve been bad and good .. as does the Anti Claus.

    So maybe it’s too late for redemption anyway.. happy Krampusnacht!

    And to all a safe night ..

  • Christmas turns present-licking good

    Christmas turns present-licking good

    We triple checked this. Actually we went further and just hovered over the publish button for a few hours before posting this.

    But it appears to be real..

    KFC has launched an innovative brand of wrapping paper: So good you can lick it.

    And of course–it tastes like chicken! And a hint of sage and cranberry to add that extra holiday zeal.

    The fast food chain has just launched its ‘first ever’ Lickable Wrapping Paper – and it’s perfect for the gifting season.

    So if you want wrapping paper with a twist this year, you’ve come to the right place.

    And with the holiday season right around the corner, you’ll need to move quickly if you want to nab it – but you’ll have to check the fine print. 

    xxx

    Alongside the original chicken taste this festive find has “a refreshing hit of cranberry sauce and an aromatic pinch of sage from the sage and onion stuffing patty,“ according to the product description.

    AT THIS POINT.. KFC’s Christmas collection appears to only be available on the website for the UK and Ireland, so fans in America will have to stick to traditional wrapping paper.

    But keep in mind chicken lovers who want to consume your wrapping paper: Just lick! KFC warned that the wrapping paper is “not intended for human consumption.”



  • Keeping this Halloween spirit a little longer.

    Keeping this Halloween spirit a little longer.

    This is probably a brilliant move. Imagine the Spirit Halloween store closes down and immediately the spirit changes to Christmas.. a store opens up with ugly sweaters. A Santa Claus .. and maybe some Nightmare before Christmas socks and door nats?

    It’s apparently going to happen. A few tests pop-up stores are coming.

    https://www.spirithalloween.com/content.jsp?pageName=spiritchristmas&fbclid=IwY2xjawFwItNleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHZziuuT1c_4oZt63lO87QmNkdDsdMF9gsWH3gX3S5dOCvFsNx0m1n0mFsA_aem_hBSgF50B2V0T-3_UecmTrg

    Spirit Halloween is opening a couple test run.. at this point, these stores will be in New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

    And they are going to work!!

    Honestly, we’re hopeful of some form of a mixture of the scary and supernatural along with the bright and cuddly imagery of Christmas.

    At this point, the spirit store may as well just keep ongoing with spirit, New Year’s and Easter, and then while we’re at it. Spirit, fourth of july?Let’s make this a year round thing

    There’s plenty of retail space to house it and most likely at least with Christmas. A number of customers that can make it work.

  • Should 123123 be forgotten and never brought to mind

    Should 123123 be forgotten and never brought to mind

    And it will be.

    For months now we have been occasionally graced by friends and family mostly on Facebook reminding us that 12/31/23 is actually 123123.

    So there you go.

    “Should old acquaintance be forgot?” 

    WE will happily forget these memes.

    As 123123 ends at 11:59pm, we will prepare ourselves to sing the famed Auld Lang Syne, despite not having a clue what it means.

    “Auld Lang Syne” originated as a poem written by Robert Burns, the national poet of Scotland. He wrote it in 1788, however, it wasn’t printed until after he died in 1796. “Auld Lang Syne” translates to “old long since” but the less literal meaning behind the phrase is “days gone by.” The lyrics tell the story of old friends reminiscing on their previous adventures and toasting to them with a drink.

    The popularity of the song dates back about 100 years .. In 1929, Lombardo and his band played “Auld Lang Syne” as transitional music while performing at New York City’s Roosevelt Hotel during a New Year’s Eve broadcast. It was played just after midnight, and heard over radio and television airwaves. The rest became history.

    There is a Reddit thread of people asking if people who sing Auld Lang Syne really understand what they are even saying. And most people can only get through the first set of lyrics anyway despite the song lingering on for a little too long.

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
    And never brought to mind?
    Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
    And auld lang syne.

    Chorus:
    For auld lang syne, my jo,
    For auld lang syne,
    We’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
    For auld lang syne,

    And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp!
    And surely I’ll be mine!
    And we’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
    For auld lang syne.

    Chorus

    We twa hae run about the braes
    And pu’d the gowans fine;
    But we’ve wander’d mony a weary foot
    Sin auld lang syne.

    Chorus

    We twa hae paidl’d i’ the burn,
    Frae mornin’ sun till dine;
    But seas between us braid hae roar’d
    Sin auld lang syne.

    Chorus

    And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere!
    And gie’s a hand o’ thine!
    And we’ll tak a right guid willy waught,
    For auld lang syne.

    Chorus

    Should old acquaintance be forgot,
    And never brought to mind?
    Should old acquaintance be forgot,
    And long, long ago.

    Chorus

    And for long, long ago, my dear
    For long, long ago,
    We’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
    For long, long ago
    And surely youll buy your pint-jug!
    And surely I’ll buy mine!
    And we’ll take a cup of kindness yet,
    For long, long ago.

    Chorus

    We two have run about the hills
    And pulled the daisies fine;
    But we’ve wandered manys the weary foot
    Since long, long ago.

    Chorus

    We two have paddled in the stream,
    From morning sun till dine;
    But seas between us broad have roared
    Since long, long ago.

    Chorus

    And there’s a hand, my trusty friend!
    And give us a hand of yours!
    And we’ll take a deep draught of good-will
    For long, long ago.

    x x x

    So with that series of verses, I vote we add in a new one. Create something of modern flare that we can actually understand. Maybe throw in a bussin or a GYOT for the kids.

    Either way, the tune is still fine .. it is melancholy and brings about a mixture of sadness and joy. But the words just don’t mean anything now.

    Out with the old.

    In with the new.

    By the way, did you know that 12/31/24 will be 123124?

  • Scary ghost stories of Christmases long long ago

    Scary ghost stories of Christmases long long ago

    Slurping eggnog spiked with rum and eating until you’re unable to move? That’s the American pasttime around the holiday season–and then the New Years guilt and resolutions to lose your new found weight is an annual tradition.

    But, as the article from several years ago linked here describes, another tradition that has existed for ages was to tell ghost stories on Christmas..

    Kira Cochrane of the UK GUARDIAN wrote this to describe humanity’s long love of telling ghost stories around this time of year:

    Christmas has long been associated with ghosts, says Roger Clarke, author of A Natural History of Ghosts: 500 Years of Hunting for Proof. Just before Christmas 1642, for instance, shepherds were said to have seen ghostly civil war soldiers battling in the skies. This connection continued in the Victorian era through Dickens’s story, and through the ghost stories he later published at Christmas in his periodical All the Year Round, with contributors including Wilkie Collins and Elizabeth Gaskell. It would also continue in the tradition started by MR James, the provost of King’s College, Cambridge, who would invite a select few students and friends to his rooms each year on Christmas Eve, where he’d read one of the ghost stories he had written, which are still popular today. They include Canon Alberic’s Scrap-Book (1895), in which an ancient holy book brings forth a demonic presence, first announced by a hand covered in “coarse black hairs, longer than ever grew on a human hand; nails rising from the ends of the fingers and curving sharply down and forward, grey, horny and wrinkled”.The popularity of ghost stories was strongly related to economic changes. The industrial revolution had led people to migrate from rural villages into towns and cities, and created a new middle class. They moved into houses that often had servants, says Clarke, many taken on around October or November, when the nights were drawing in early – and new staff found themselves “in a completely foreign house, seeing things everywhere, jumping at every creak”. Robbins says servants were “expected to be seen and not heard – actually, probably not even seen, to be honest. If you go to a stately home like Harewood House, you see the concealed doorways and servant’s corridors. You would actually have people popping in and out without you really knowing they were there, which could be quite a freaky experience. You’ve got these ghostly figures who actually inhabit the house.”

    We have lost so much with the disappearance of this tradition! I call for a renaissance!

    Telling ghost stories around this time of year appears to be a lost tradition. These days, we trample each other at malls and break glass doors for expensive Air Jordans that we cannot afford. But that aside, it would be sacrilegious in modern times to tell such haunting tales around the Christmas dinner table.. 50% of us celebrate the birth of Christ (though it probably would not have even happened this time of year) and the other 50% celebrate the modern rituals of present buying and giving. Ghost stories aren’t found within that celebration.. No time for the paranormal with those numbers.

    We did borrow the Christmas tree and SO MUCH MORE from the pagans.. but for some reason, we ended the tales of horror in our newer centuries.. 

    There are books and websites describing jut how popular ghostly tales were this time of year..

    But that was then.

    MAY ALL YOUR GIFTS COME ALIVE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING!

    Now it’s all about fun, joy, peace, and harmony. Little thrown in of scary or weird….paranormal or other-worldly. And it seems we miss out on so much with the absence of the paranormal..

    While I do not contend my theories or ‘feelings’ are ever correct or a representation of anything but bizarre mental manifestations, I have long felt that two times of year were always filled with mystery: One being Halloween, and the other being Christmas. I recall nights when I was a child, especially Christmas Eve night, where I felt something mysterious in the air..something strange around me. Something like a presence–not necessarily a negative entity, but just another ‘element’ that I could not understand with my five senses.  Did the pagans and others get it right.. does the veil thing? Those old ghost stories are not without purpose, they were just a way for people to express their fears of the darkness without shining light. You could argue that such ghost stories in the Victorian Age being popular was because they simply lived in scary times–gas lamps that lit the way for some with prestige and money, but darkness at night for the rest of the troubled lot.

    Joy and love and peace could not be found on radio stations, and often so many younger children died from pestilence and disease, Santa Claus was not as busy as he is now. 

    But I still say there is something else to the story. I think there is a deeper and more profound reason that so many tall tales were expressed this time of year in centuries past. And maybe it’s because we, as humans, have a connection to a sixth sense.. maybe we have a deep affinity for the unexplained because we as humans are a PART of that unexplained. Why are we here? Ghost tales make sense of our existence in some way, because it gives credence to an afterlife. Yes, maybe spirits get trapped here, but at least we ‘go somewhere.’

    Though we have an absence of the fireside chats during Victorian times, there are a few paranormal tales that withstood the test of time.

    Charles Dickens’ classic A CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of them, with a series of ghosts coming back to haunt a living man to scare him into being nice.. Some of the past film adaptations of CHRISTMAS CAROL were downright scary, and even the black and white versions of the story haunted me as a child, such as SCROOGE from 1935.

    Some other stories from my lifetime that still keep the ‘creepy’ in Christmas: The GREMLINS was able to successfully utilize horror and holiday music, grounding up gremlins while DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR played .. that scene shaped my childhood dreams.. There were also some other badly made seasonal horror flicks, like SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, and CHRISTMAS EVIL.

    Even  IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE has a paranormal theme. An angel coming to save a suicidal man before he ends it all.. 

    Even the GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS was scary.. and the idea that an ever-knowing Santa watches children when they sleep doesn’t really give me a deep down calm feeling either.

    And who could forget, we still do have Krampus at Christmas..

    And finally, there could be something else scary about this time of year. Besides the ‘veil thinning’ and the pagan acknowledgement of death during winter, it’s just a scary time altogether! .. New years is coming–one calender year over, of course calenders are man made but that doesn’t make them any less foreboding. Aging is scary.. not knowing what the next year will bring is also scary. We become victims to our paranoia and fear…and maybe that is why the Victorian Age was filled with so much of it.. 

    There is, after all, lots to be actually scared of. Yes, then it was sickness and darkness, but what really has changed? The news media informs us almost daily that a big accident may soon happen to our entire grid, leaving parts of the United States dark for ‘years.’ We are equally warned about diseases that are not being killed off anymore by antibiotics. While we don’t dress with Victorian attire, we can attest that our fears are often the same as they were during our past. That’s the common bond in the human race. We surely don’t all get happy about the same things but that’s not true about fear. Deep down, we all fear the same things.. and ghosts represent the mystery and high strangeness that humans cannot explain.

    So I say we bring back ghost stories! Let’s get the fire warm, open some gifts..drink up some spirits, and tell some tales about weird creatures and sounds bumping in the night. 

    Keep the Christ in Christmas. And keep the creepy, too.

    If not, Santa may not stop by this year, but instead give us the ghost of CHRISTMAS FUTURE–and if you recall that was the scariest spirit of them all..

  • The Bidens really keeping the creepy in Christmas

    The Bidens really keeping the creepy in Christmas

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    First Lady Jill Biden’s efforts at spreading some Christmas joy have been met with derision and astonishment from many who have labeled her celebratory video as ‘bizarre’ ‘freaky’ and ‘absolute garbage.’ 

    The video, posted by Dr. Biden on Wednesday, shows members of a New York City-based dance troupe, Dorrance Dancers, doing a tapdancing ‘playful’ interpretation of The Nutcracker Suite through the halls of the White House

    The group are in a candy-themed hall leading into the main Christmas tree in the Blue Room, since 1961 the main tree has usually been housed there. The dancers show off how each room has been decorated for the celebrations.  

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  • Tracking the yule log: Should Krampus visit you this year?

    Tracking the yule log: Should Krampus visit you this year?

    Tales of a demon. Nothing that like.. right?

    The stories of a Christmas villain who punishes bad children and drags them to hell–a real holiday spirited fable–are worth mentioning each year

    Krampus is someone who accompanies St. Nick on his quest around the world to give gifts to kids.

    In more ancient lore, we see him in pre-Christian times .. Austria. France. Italy. Slovenia. He may have originated during Pagan times from a horned deity. Either way, as times beats on, he becomes more popular each year.

    In 2023, people are gathering around the world to celebrate–if that is the right word–Krampus.

    So let’s get to the basics. Who is the lovable Christmas demon?

    Krampus was created as a counterpart to kindly St. Nicholas, who rewarded children with sweets. Krampus, in contrast, would swat “wicked” children and take them away to his lair.

    According to folklore, Krampus purportedly shows up in towns the night before December 6, known as Krampusnacht, or Krampus Night. December 6 also happens to be Nikolaustag, or St. Nicholas Day, when German children look outside their door to see if the shoe or boot they’d left out the night before contains either presents (a reward for good behavior) or a rod (bad behavior).

    A more modern take on the tradition in Austria, Germany, Hungary, Slovenia, and the Czech Republic involves drunken men dressed as devils, who take over the streets for a Krampuslauf—a Krampus Run of sorts, when people are chased through the streets by the “devils.”

    So being dragged off to hell by a goat monster is what we deserve?

    What if–if–Krampus was exactly what we deserve this holiday season?

    There are times when we all need to take a long hard look in a mirror. With those Christmas lights in the background.. with the shadows of our reality in the foreground.

    What may give us fright, if really were honest in our self-assessment, is that we may really deserve to be on the naughty list. We could possibly even be needing a sinister and disturbing visit from Krampus this holiday season.

    War.. pestilence. Pollution. Vanity. Selfishness.. cruelty. Bullying..

    Are we guilty?

    Do we deserve the sharp fangs and the whipping of bird branches from his sack, maybe even being drug into the underworld?

    What about you?

    Sure, he drags kids into the darkest pits of hell, but adults should not be immune to the punishments from Krampus should they be warranted..

    Krampus is set to visit on the 5th of December.

    You may be fine. If 2023 was not your best, perhaps your visitor that night will be less than fun.

    Good luck. Hope you were good.

  • Frightening Christmas weather: A ‘once in a generation’ winter storm will impact nearly every state and cripple travel

    Frightening Christmas weather: A ‘once in a generation’ winter storm will impact nearly every state and cripple travel

    More than 90 million people are under winter weather alerts and more than 87 million are under wind chill alerts. The alerts stretch across 37 states, dipping as far south as the Texas/Mexico border.

    The number of people under winter alerts and wind chill alerts has grown to over 100 million people, or roughly a third of the US population, according to the National Weather Service.

    The cold will stick around for Christmas weekend, making this the coldest Christmas in roughly 40 years for portions of the Plains and Midwest.
    — Read on www.cnn.com/2022/12/21/weather/christmas-arctic-winter-storm-wednesday-wxn/index.html

  • The elf on the shelf has gone horror!

    The elf on the shelf has gone horror!

    … a laugh before you embark on your challenging and stressful shopping weekend .. as Christmas time ticks closer. No way to stop it now..

  • Scene from a highway

    Scene from a highway

    Just a Christmas traffic scene in December somewhere in east Pennsylvania ..