Tag: july 4

  • The Big 250th what?

    The Big 250th what?

    Yesterday I found myself debating with a few people whether July 2nd or July 4th should really be the official holiday.


    Now yes, we all know it is the 4th of July, but we also know that independence was technically declared on July 2nd. History is complicated like that. The good news is we are Americans, which means accuracy has never stopped us from celebrating an entire weekend anyway.


    And for the last time until 2037, the 4th of July falls on a Saturday. I think there is a song about that somewhere.


    We have lamented quite a bit over the past few weeks about these celebrations, about how things feel different this year and how when you compare images of the Bicentennial in 1976, what we are living through now feels like the Temu version of that event.
    And that is unfortunate because 250 years is a pretty respectable amount of time for a young nation to stay alive.


    Although admittedly, in our current state of national division, there aren’t really too many unifying moments as of late..


    This year the biggest debate seems to be whether Americans should head to Washington, D.C. for the big celebration. Supporters of Donald Trump are saying it is the place to be while critics are arguing it is less of a patriotic gathering and more of an elaborate product placement campaign.


    But that is America. Choose the fireworks display or celebration of your liking. Freedom means having the right to make that choice.
    But the real reason for this post, after all of that unnecessary dialogue to get here, comes from a fascinating new poll released by the Cato Institute–right leaning but as long as the merits and science of the survey are strong, then the results are accurate..


    The survey shows that nearly half of Americans do not know what the 250th anniversary of the United States is actually commemorating.


    Let us start with the good news.

    Eighty-six percent say they are grateful to be Americans.


    Seventy percent say the founding principles of the country are still relevant today.
    Fifty-six percent worry the United States could lose its freedoms within the next 50 years.
    And nearly sixty percent say no political party should ever be trusted with too much power.
    Frankly, that sounds like America in a nutshell.


    But here is the catch! Forty-six percent of Americans apparently do not know what America’s 250th anniversary is even about.
    Only fifty-three percent answered correctly.


    And naturally, when you look deeper into the numbers, the group with the highest percentage of confusion is Generation Z, where sixty-one percent reportedly had no idea what exactly we are commemorating this year.


    Something appears to have gone wrong in school somewhere or something?


    Now before we panic too much, we should acknowledge the source here and remember younger generations have always had gaps in knowledge. I am willing to give the benefit of the doubt because let’s be honest, most generations probably spent their youth not fully understanding everything either.


    The divide gets even more interesting when discussing the Founding Fathers.
    Forty-nine percent of Gen Z sees them as courageous leaders.
    Compare that to eighty-nine percent of seniors.


    We understand why. When you study history, you realize the past was messy, cruel, flawed, and filled with beliefs that do not exactly age well. We can endlessly debate whether it is fair to judge the past through modern lenses.


    But perhaps Gen Z should remember one thing.
    The Founding Fathers were the Gen Z of their time.


    Just picture John Hancock standing up in the Continental Congress screaming “six seven.”
    Picture Benjamin Franklin walking into the room saying, “The vibes are giving independence.”
    If the Founding Fathers were here today, I suspect they would have loved TikTok.
    But they are not here.


    We are.


    And unfortunately, forty-six percent of us are not entirely sure why we are about to do what we are doing this weekend.
    One hundred percent of us, however, will probably eat a hot dog and stare upward saying “ooh” and “ahh” while fireworks explode over a humid July sky.


    Happy Birthday, America.


    I suppose we should all wish each other luck as we head toward 300.

    And as we have said every year since 2019, you can’t spell America without Erica..

  • Fourth of July burst of nostalgia

    Fourth of July burst of nostalgia

    We have been posting this clip from the WONDER YEARS since this website was born..

    As time goes on you start feeling a little less like Kevin and more like Mr. Arnold..

    Limit your nostalgia. It is dangerous. But allow this one..

  • Make sure UNCLE SAM sees you flying your flag on Fourth of July

    Make sure UNCLE SAM sees you flying your flag on Fourth of July

    Patriotism can be a beautiful thing—but let’s be honest, it can also be scary ..

    Hear me out.

    When patriotism crosses the line from love-of-country into cult-like obsession—where questioning anything is seen as treason and nuance is dead—that’s when things start to get real weird. Not unlike, say, a horror movie about a murderous dead soldier in red, white, and blue..

    Yes, I’m talking about Uncle Sam—that forgotten little 1996 horror flick that was equal parts goofy and unsettling, and somehow still echoes today in all the wrong ways.

    The plot? A group of teenagers desecrate the grave of a Gulf War vet, and said vet doesn’t take kindly to that. He rises from the dead as a walking PSA for blind patriotism, and starts maiming anyone who isn’t waving a flag hard enough. Subtle? Not exactly.

    But it was one of the first horror films to tap into the Gulf War era, instead of the well-worn Vietnam tropes.

    Look, I’m not saying Uncle Sam is high cinema.

    It had a budget that probably couldn’t cover a fireworks stand in rural Pennsylvania. But I am saying that the character was a ghoulish and weirdly memorable versions of Uncle Sam itself. And still sticks with me.

    Proof that even low-budget horror can leave a mark.

    Or a scar?
    Don’t even start me on JACKO!

    The movie leans more toward comedic horror than psychological thriller, but watching it today, it almost feels… prophetic.

    A guy in a flag hat violently enforcing “real” patriotism? Huh. Totally fiction. No modern parallels there. Nope. Nothing.

    Just a cage match in the White House lawn for America 250…

    Anyway, this 4th of July, we won’t be watching Uncle Sam again—not because we’re too good for it, but because the Twilight Zone marathon is on, and nothing screams “American holiday” like existential dread and government conspiracies in black and white with Rod Serling narrating.

    Or maybe we’ll queue up that episode of Stranger Things where the mayor insists on throwing a fireworks show while literal monsters are tearing the town apart. Now that feels like the true spirit of the season.

    Happy Independence Day. Light the grill, question authority, and maybe… skip digging up any graves.

  • The Famous July 4th Twilight Zone marathon schedule

    The Famous July 4th Twilight Zone marathon schedule

    New Years and Fourth of July–two of the best holidays. Not just because of the meaning of each day, but more importantly the Twilight Zone marathon on SYFY..

    Sure there is streaming.. yes you saw them a million times.. but there is something special about watching a TV show that others are watching at the same time as you.. And if you’re anything like the HORROR REPORT, the show will be on in the background of your life for the Fourth of July ..

    Here is the full schedule, with all times being Eastern..

    Friday, July 4

    • “The Four Of Us Are Dying” – 5:00 a.m.
    • “Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room” – 5:30 a.m.
    • “Long Distance Call” – 6:00 a.m.
    • “Passage On The Lady Anne” – 6:30 a.m.
    • “Nightmare As A Child” – 7:30 a.m.
    • “The Hitch-Kiker” – 8:00 a.m.
    • “The Long Morrow” – 8:30 a.m.
    • “On Thursday We Leave For Home” – 9:00 a.m.
    • “Elegy” – 10:00 a.m.
    • “I Shot An Arrow Into The Air” – 10:30 a.m.
    • “Third From The Sun” – 11:00 a.m.
    • “And When The Sky Was Opened” – 11:30 a.m.
    • “Where Is Everybody” – 12:00 p.m.
    • “Mirror Image” – 12:30 p.m.
    • “The Parallel” – 1:00 p.m.
    • “The Little People” – 2:00 p.m.
    • “Death Ship” – 2:30 p.m.
    • “Stopover In A Quiet Town” – 3:30 p.m.
    • “The Gift” – 4:00 p.m.
    • “To Serve Man” – 4:30 p.m.
    • “People Are Alike All Over” – 5:00 p.m.
    • “Black Leather Jackets” – 5:30 p.m.
    • “Probe 7 Over And Out” – 6:00 p.m.
    • “Mr. Dingle, The Strong” – 6:30 p.m.
    • “The Invaders” – 7:00 p.m.
    • “The Fear” – 7:30 p.m.
    • “Hocus-pocus And Frisby” – 8:00 p.m.
    • “The Fugitive” – 8:30 p.m.
    • “Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up” – 9:00 p.m.
    • “The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street” – 9:30 p.m.

    Saturday, July 5

    • “The Lonely” – 12:08 a.m.
    • “Mr. Denton On Doomsday” – 12:38 a.m.
    • “Night Call” – 1:07 a.m.
    • “The Bard” – 1:36 a.m.
    • “One For The Angels” – 2:35 a.m.
    • “Escape Clause” – 3:04 a.m.
    • “Jess-belle” – 3:33 a.m.
    • “I Dream Of Genie” – 4:32 a.m.
    • “A Man In The Bottle” – 5:31 a.m
    • “Of Late I Think Of Cliffordville” – 8:00 a.m.
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    Every year I present my favorite piece of nostalgia from pop culture.. The Fourth of July finale of the WONDER YEARS.. 

    The show captured what Americana still exists in me–the idea that the past is in your little home town but the future so often leaves it.. The meaning of it, and the words spoken during this scene, become more haunting and true with each passing year.

    Take this snapshot of Americana in 2015: Lots of Americans things that the country is actually two thousand and fifteen years old. Which is not true, despite yearly stories of Americans who behold such truths to be evident..

    Instead we are 239 years of age.

    But aging.

    Look deeper to the economic plight of the nation, the decaying infrastructure, and the loosening traditions. There is a lot of work to do. There are positive pieces to give pride.. and others to remove hope. 

    It’s been worse before though.
    We made it.
    And can again.

    The bombs bursting in air, gave proof to the night, that our flag was still there..