Tag: trump

  • THE SNL SPOOF GONE WRONG..This is how SNL laughed at Trump and…

    THE SNL SPOOF GONE WRONG..This is how SNL laughed at Trump and…

    THE SNL SPOOF GONE WRONG..

    This is how SNL laughed at Trump and Kanye meeting.

    And it shows how lackluster their comedy is.. how unfunny..

    A few possible comedy routines would have been better.

    Imagine a scene where Trump and Kanye opine but without the ridiculousness. Just real thoughtful conversation! The opposite of what occurred! Irony? Ironic comedy is dead, so I guess now.

    But maybe here would have been the topper: The Kanye impersonator repeating the verbatim text. And instead of Trump being on the other side of the old Resolute, it would have been OBAMA. Now there is comedy. There is irony.

    Comedy is dead.
    SNL is dead..

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  • PEE BREAK! Putin ‘ordered novichok assassin to murder British spy behind Trump sex dossier’

    PEE BREAK! Putin ‘ordered novichok assassin to murder British spy behind Trump sex dossier’

    PEE BREAK! Putin ‘ordered novichok assassin to murder British spy behind Trump sex dossier’:

    UK MIRROR HITS THE GLOBAL NEWS MEDIA WITH EXCLUSIVE (?) INFO: 

    Vladimir Putin ­ordered ­novichok ­assassin Alexander Mishkin to murder the British spy who wrote the sensational Trump sex dossier, claims a former top Russian spy.

    Mishkin, 39, used the alias Alexander Petrov for the failed hit on the double agent Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia in Salisbury in March.

    Accomplice Ruslan Boshirov was unmasked as GRU colonel Anatolly Chepiga and Mishkin’s true identity as a doctor in Russia’s GRU military ­intelligence emerged last week.

    He now faces allegations of plotting to use the same nerve agent on former MI6 officer Christopher Steele during a visit to Britain 12 months earlier.

    KGB defector Boris Karphichkov, 59, claims Mishkin was part of a GRU special ops group that slipped into the country in late February 2017.

    According to information a GRU source gave him on a recent trip to Europe, they were here to kill Steele, 54, on the direct orders of Putin.

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  • Trump boards Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

    Trump boards Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

    JOKES ARE FLYING..

    Toilet paper is stuck.

    Air Force One because Air Force Number 2.

  • White House aides quietly stunned by Trump’s respectful handling of Kavanaugh accuser

    White House aides quietly stunned by Trump’s respectful handling of Kavanaugh accuser

    THIS BEING REPORTED BY CNN

    White House aides who steeled themselves for what President Donald Trump would say when he finally addressed the sexual assault allegation against his Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh were quietly stunned when Trump said the process should be followedand the accuser should be heard.
    In recent days, Trump has bragged about the positive coverage he’s received for his response, according to multiple sources. That response has contributed to him continuing to say Christine Blasey Ford should come forward with her story, they said.
    As of Thursday, officials felt confident Kavanaugh was back on track toward confirmation.

  • The Trump Kim McDonald’s deal

    The Trump Kim McDonald’s deal

    History about to be made… president Donald Trump is set to meet Lil Kim .. and when they do the grand subject of fast food may be first on the agenda?!

    Axios reporting
    • Part of Trump’s expected message is telling Kim how much wealthier he and his people would be if he were engaged with the U.S. A source familiar with the U.S. preparations says Trump likes the idea of iconic American businesses, like McDonald’s, eventually getting to North Korea.

    Trump just left the G7 summit in shambles after his quick departure, asserting that the world order is not the future .. a now famous image of Trump and Chancellor Merkel has made rounds..



    Within the coming hours new images of an American president with a North Korean leader will surely cause as many heads to spin as any other image Trump has been in.. 

    Developing.. 
  • KIM goes to the White House! (No not that one)

    KIM goes to the White House! (No not that one)

    NY POST METRO BLARES IS HEADLINE: TRUMP MEETS RUMP!

    This will sell.
    BUTT will it break the internet!?

    A sarcastic PAGE SIX reports

    It was the commander and cheeks!
    Kim Kardashian strutted into the Oval Office on Wednesday for a sit-down with President Donald Trump to discuss criminal justice issues — including an imprisoned drug offender she discovered on Twitter.
    The reality queen donned high heels and an all-black ensemble for the highly anticipated White House meeting.

    MORE

    Sources told The Post that Kardashian argued that Johnson — a Memphis great-grandmother convicted of a drug conspiracy — had paid her debt to society after 21 years behind bars and deserves clemency.
    The meeting went “well,” sources said, and now the decision is in Trump’s hands.
    After the meeting, Kardashian headed to Ivanka and Jared’s DC home for a private dinner.
    It was to be a continuation of the White House meeting, since Kushner is a passionate advocate for criminal justice reform after living through his father’s imprisonment.

  • NAILED IT cakes get freaky

    NAILED IT cakes get freaky

    There is a new NETFLIX hit called NAILED IT..

    Nailed It! is a Netflix original series which premiered on March 9, 2018. It is a reality bake-off competition where three amateur bakers compete to replicate complicated cakes and confectionery, in order to win a $10,000 cash prize..

    The show is one of the newest hits on the online service..

    But one episode in particular stands out.. The contestants are told to make a cake of President Donald Trump. One woman’s creation is horrific: Below is the right version and her version that pales in comparison.

    And if that does NOT give you nightmares, a newer version of the image will.. grayed out.. black and white.. darkened on the edges.. with shadows made more prominent.
    The keeper of the crypt.

    DREAM AWAY…

  • FCC won’t let Trump’s shithole be

    FCC won’t let Trump’s shithole be

    The FCC received complaints after NBC and CNN used the word “s—hole” in their coverage of the controversy over comments President Donald Trump reportedly made to lawmakers during a meeting about immigration.

    An FCC spokesman said they received a “handful” of comments, but did not have an exact figure yet. The agency does not monitor programming, but reviews each complaint to decide whether to take any type of action.

    CNN featured the term on its chyron, and it was also repeated on air multiple times. But the FCC’s jurisdiction over indecency and profanity does not cover cable and satellite programming.x

    The word was used once on “NBC Nightly News,” but anchor Lester Holt issued a viewer warning in advance. CBS and ABC chose not to use the word.

    The FCC considers a number of factors in whether to act on a complaint, including “context,” and that in the past has included whether it has been a part of news programming. Broadcasters are confident that they would be exempt for using the term in the news context.

  • ‘ROSEANNE’ is pro-Trump!?

    ‘ROSEANNE’ is pro-Trump!?

    Let’s quickly get one thing out of the way. I am not writing this piece to defend Roseanne Barr, who regularly shares outlandish conspiracy theories, has described herself as mentally ill, once ran as a liberal green third-party candidate for president, and even maybe-ironically dressed as Hitler and pretended to eat “Jew-cookies” once. Yes, really. Her politics are entirely incoherent and often genuinely offensive, and I see no reason to take them seriously.
    That said, Barr did show some real insight when she predicted the show’s relevance in the age of Trump, saying,“As soon as I saw the election results, I knew we’d be back.”
    I’m a little young to be nostalgic for “Roseanne” since it went off the air when I was three years old, but Amy Zimmerman of The Daily Beast praised it as having “changed television for the better, featuring a realistic American family, relatable financial troubles, believable gay characters and overweight protagonists who weren’t written as punchlines.” In comparison to the more aspirational sitcoms I remember from that time, like “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” and “Full House”—or even “Friends,” in which the characters’ finances are more of a punchlinethan a genuine source of anxiety—I can certainly understand why an honest look at a blue-collar, working-class, Midwestern family could be groundbreaking.