There are at least 22 people dead in the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania area from a lethal mixture in heroin.. Some of the mixtures have been labeled Bud Ice and Income tax.. The effect is obviously much stronger than beer or taxes, and for at least 22 people they have assumed room temperature..
Turn off your lights and read this CNN dispatch about the dying Chinese probe on the moon.. according to the report, state run Chinese media wrote an article as though the rover was speaking.. Though the Chinese contraption is no Hal, the words are somewhat haunting.. “The bad news is, I was supposed to go … Read moreGoodnight Jade Rabbit
NSA spying through Angry Birds » Most of America seemed to just disregard months of information about the Edward Snowden leaks.. Spying? eh.. surveillance? whattava.. Listening through my phone? Figured. But.. SPYING ON MY THROUGH ANGRY BIRDS!? What the hell, yo! It’s true! According to some earth shattering information being revealed now, Edward Snowden’s leaked … Read moreAngry birds eye view
MONDAY JANUARY 27 2014 There seems to be a severe case of the Mondays setting in.. Maybe the January thaw that never happened froze over all forms of sanity. Perhaps the amount of clouds that have filled each day this month have finally hit. This weekend, I got very cold .. very cold. A bone … Read moreAn early update: A case of the Mondays: Crows attack peace and Satanists steal a former Pope’s blood. All in a day’s dark news
Government scientists are deliberately giving dozens of volunteers the flu by squirting the live virus straight up their noses » The Associated Press reports on the story as though it should be read as the last news bit on a 11pm local news, after weather and sports.. A fun little tale about the government testing … Read moreCaptain Trips does not exist
Children let peace doves fly after the Pope spoke about the Ukraine. And then something funny happened..From the AP: VATICAN CITY (AP) — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds. As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter’s … Read moreSigns?
This is an image of workers shoveling the MetLife stadium in East Rutherford New Jersey.It ran in a DAILY MAIL story about how the United States is facing such ungodly cold and snow that even the SUPERBOWL may postponed! That sounds awfully scary. What would scare me would be to know you have to shovel … Read moreSuperbowl SnowGlobe?
So often, events in the world can be compared to WWE wrestling or horror movies. I have long held that belief. Today’s headlines lead me to concur with my own past pronunciations of the fact. ‘North Korea Executes Entire Family Of Kim Jong-Un’s Uncle’ » Kim Jong-un is believed to have ordered the total elimination of his … Read moreTHE PURGE part 2: This time it’s real
Texas Hospital Yet to Make Decision on Brain-Dead Patient » A spokeswoman for a Texas hospital says it won’t say whether it plans to appeal a judge’s order to take a pregnant brain-dead woman off of life support. There seem to be a number of these stories lately concerning people who are ‘brain dead.’ This … Read moreDead to the world
Screen shot from BROAD CITY IT’S A WONDERFUL WORLD The other night during the premiere of BROAD CITY on Comedy Central, a screen shot of the HORROR REPORT was visible for a brief second. It occurs a few minutes into the episode IT’S A WONDERFUL WORLD, where one of the main stars played by Iiana … Read moreBROAD CITY for the HORROR REPORT