Month: January 2014

There are at least 22 people dead in the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania area from a lethal mixture in heroin..

Some of the mixtures have been labeled Bud Ice and Income tax.. The effect is obviously much stronger than beer or taxes, and for at least 22 people they have assumed room temperature..

Turn off your lights and read this CNN dispatch about the dying Chinese probe on the moon.. according to the report, state run Chinese media wrote an article as though the rover was speaking.. Though the Chinese contraption is no Hal, the words are somewhat haunting..

“The bad news is, I was supposed to go to sleep this morning, but before I went to sleep, my masters found some mechanical control abnormalities,” the first-person posting reads.
“Some parts of my body won’t listen to their commands. Now my masters are hard at work thinking of ways to fix me… Even so, I know that it’s possible I won’t be able to endure this night.”
Xinhua noted that other countries have seen lunar missions fail in the past.
“I originally thought I could hop around up here for three months,” the first-person posting continues.
“But if this trip is to end prematurely, I’m not afraid. Whether or not they can fix me, I know that my breakdown can provide my masters with a lot of valuable information and experience.”
It concludes: “The sun here has fallen, and the temperature is dropping fast. I’ve said a lot today, but I still feel it’s not enough.
“I’ll tell everyone a little secret. I’m actually not that sad. I’m just in my own adventure story, and like any protagonist, I encountered a bit of a problem. Goodnight, Earth. Goodnight, humans.”

Phys.Org has more about the potential source of the words..

Regardless of the source, they are words to ponder late this night.
What if our best hopes to exist further in the universe constantly fail?
Are we stuck on earth?
Are we doomed to kill and fight until humanity itself ends?

If this rover could talk, the stories it’d tell…
Unless those words of ‘goodnight humanity’ was the rabbit in orbit…
Nonetheless..
Goodnight Jade Rabbit.

NSA spying through Angry Birds »

Angry Birds maker Rovio said it had no knowledge of any NSA or GCHQ programs or mechanisms for tapping into its users’ data.

“Rovio doesn’t have any previous knowledge of this matter, and have not been aware of such activity in 3rd party advertising networks,” said Saara Bergstrom, Rovio’s VP of marketing and communications. “Nor do we have any involvement with the organizations you mentioned [NSA and GCHQ].”

MONDAY JANUARY 27 2014

There seems to be a severe case of the Mondays setting in.. Maybe the January thaw that never happened froze over all forms of sanity. Perhaps the amount of clouds that have filled each day this month have finally hit. This weekend, I got very cold .. very cold. A bone chilling cold. It does not happen much, the only other time in recent memory I remember being that cold was when I was in the same home as a spirit.. But there’s light at the end of the tunnel. This week should feature more arctic air, but this time around it will be sunny.. Thank God the big ball of light in the sky is still there. I think it is.. perhaps the clouds will seperate and we will just see a big black hole. Oh wait, Stephen Hawking said black holes don’t exist.. No matter what exists, we have news in the world. Some good, some bad. Some worse.
Strap in.. it’s time for a daily update..

Yesterday the HORROR REPORT alerted readers to what it described as ‘signs’.. It was of peace doves being let loose by Pope Francis and other birds attacking them. Even weirder, and something I did not see until today, not only did a large seagull attack but so did a large black crow.. Now I see SIGNS where I didn’t yesterday.. One comment to the HORROR REPORT about the bird shot: “precursor of what’s to come..Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee”

We’re not done with creepy religious themed news yet: A vial of blood has reportedly been stolen from an Italian church.. The blood of Pope John Paul II And this from the IB TIMES in the UK: The blood has been stolen by Satanists in Italy..

Funny enough, all this bird symbolism with Pope Francis made me think back to 2005, shortly before Pope John Paul II died.. he was visited at the balcony of St. Peter’s Square by his own birds, at that time a peace dove.. And now, almost ten years later, peace doves are being attacked in Rome by black crows..

See the signs?

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Every now and then, mainstream media sources run a story that causes eyebrows to raise.. Today is no different.. The ASSOCIATED PRESS published an article about the New Madrid fault line and how it’s alive and active. The government held a great American ‘shake out’ last year as a practice to what would happen if the New Madrid moved. But regardless of preparations, we are not really quite ready for what would happen. In 1811 and 1812, quakes there actually were felt in New England. Scientists quoted in the AP article now say that a repeat performance of the 1811 and 1812 quakes are possible..

Concerning the report on the USGS now worrying about an active New Madrid fault line, Holly Deyo noted on Standeyo.com:

 “This is a 180º turnaround from what USGS scientists stated a decade ago. They said then the New Madrid quake zone was ‘dead’ – no danger. Maybe this explains why FEMA has totally geared up their preps in and around the entire Midwest over the last 2 years.” ..

A professor has created a sculpture from ice and cow heads.. to promote peace. Because nothing says peace to me like a frozen severed cow head..

This could turn into quite an economic disaster: China halts transfers at Citi, other banks
Is China really running out of cash?

There’s a new New York City RAT infestation portal.. you can see where rats are and where you’ll want to avoid. A note: The red areas are places to steer clear from.. (East Houston Streets appears to be particularly infested)

Russia and the UK to signs arms agreement..

Battle for Ukraine: (we’ll cover it since the United States media won’t)
Ukraine justice minister in state of emergency warning
Justice ministry seized..
Barricades burn..
Video shows rioters brutally beating police..
Rioters occupy government buildings in Ukraine..
The protests in Ukraine continue to spread; Conditions in Kiev deteriorate..

Katy Perry puts on scary performance at the Grammys.. many comments I saw online joked that it was a performance inspired by Satan himself.. Mark Dice tweeted: “Of course Juicy J from the ‘Three 6 (666) Mafia’ joined Katy Perry’s Grammy Satanic Ritual. Guess I’m just “reading too much into it, huh!” ..
But it was inspired, MTV and others tells us, by SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS.. And with that being said and reported, “HI HO” played backwards sure sounds satanic ..

Grammys throw mass same sex marriage celebration..

When in danger *(if you have money)*: Go to Panama!
BUT..
Teflon Bieber: DUI and drag racing charges dropped in drastic U-turn
Egg on their faces: Cops come up empty handed in egg raid..
Stephen Hawking: Black holes don’t exist. He actually commented that saying they did exist was his biggest blunder..

The NSA in action? Tor Developer’s Computer Gets Mysteriously Re-Routed To Virginia

…people will be people.. During CNN coverage of the terrible mall shooting in Maryland this past weekend, a manager from a jewelry shop actually plugged her store! When CNN got her on air, this is what Judy Hoffman said: “I’m a manager at Fire and Ice at the Columbia Mall, near Nordstrom’s. Fire and Ice is a very unique, fascinating store. We sell jewelry, fossils, a number of different unique things from all over the world”  Life is all about sales.. product placements are everywhere. But when an active shooting is happening, it may be the worst of the worst times to advertise your

The kids aren’t alright: New trend: Kids snorting Smarties.. Dummies..

White House and SUBWAY (of all places!?) join up for healthy eating campaign..
Seriously? Slimy, weird-colored, salty meat? That’s health now? Please..

THe Marlboro Man is dead at 72.. Chronic lung disease.

Government scientists are deliberately giving dozens of volunteers the flu by squirting the live virus straight up their noses »

Children let peace doves fly after the Pope spoke about the Ukraine. And then something funny happened..
From the AP:

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by other birds.

As tens of thousands of people watched in St. Peter’s Square on Sunday, a seagull and a large black crow swept down on the doves right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Palace.

One dove lost some feathers as it broke free from the gull. But the crow pecked repeatedly at the other dove.

It was not clear what happened to the doves as they flew off.

So often, events in the world can be compared to WWE wrestling or horror movies. I have long held that belief. Today’s headlines lead me to concur with my own past pronunciations of the fact.

‘North Korea Executes Entire Family Of Kim Jong-Un’s Uncle’ »

Kim Jong-un is believed to have ordered the total elimination of his uncle’s biological relatives. The terrifying purge reportedly started straight after Jang Sung-Taeks execution and is to demonstrate the Kim Jong Un’s “decisiveness.”

“North Korea is now engaged in a reign of terror while carrying out a massive purge to consolidate the power of Kim Jong-Un”

Texas Hospital Yet to Make Decision on Brain-Dead Patient »

A spokeswoman for a Texas hospital says it won’t say whether it plans to appeal a judge’s order to take a pregnant brain-dead woman off of life support.

Screen shot from BROAD CITY IT’S A WONDERFUL WORLD

The other night during the premiere of BROAD CITY on Comedy Central, a screen shot of the HORROR REPORT was visible for a brief second.

It occurs a few minutes into the episode IT’S A WONDERFUL WORLD, where one of the main stars played by Iiana Glazer flips from her screen saver of Little Wayne to the HORRORREPORT.COM.

I was contacted some time ago by the producers of BROAD CITY, and they asked permission to use the site. I did not hesitate.. I was honored. And now my waiting has come to fruition.

The coolest part of all: Amy Poehler is the executive producer of BROAD CITY… does she read the horror happenings and paranormal reports from around the world on the HORROR REPORT?

As for the show itself, it has been accepted by critics as refreshing and funny. A number of reviews praised the first episode for fresh humor and it is already being called a winner for Comedy Central..

So cheers to the first episode of BROAD CITY!

And thanks for the recognition. Hopefully Amy, if you’re reading, you’re enjoying the HORROR REPORT every day..