Year: 2026

  • Just imagine being chased by a 40 ft inflatable lumberjack

    Just imagine being chased by a 40 ft inflatable lumberjack

    In a desperate attempt to change the narrative away from Stranger Things posts for the last week, or maybe just as a brief respite from entertainment and movies altogether, we’re going to focus on dreams. That’s fun. Or, in my case, last night’s nightmare.


    Every now and then I have a dream this memorable .. a nightmare that sticks with you .. and last night was one of those sleepless nights. It was the 3:00 a.m. witching hour when I woke up. That seems to be the most popular time for a nightmare to abruptly pull you out of your nocturnal decommission.


    In this situation, the abrupt nature was a giant inflatable lumberjack.


    Let me explain.


    In the dream, there was a bluish tint to the atmosphere and fresh-fallen snow covering a giant yard ..  presumably my yard. I noticed something underneath the snow, struggling to move. When I went down to investigate, it turned out to be an inflatable lumberjack.
    How cute. Have fun.


    It started innocently, with the lumberjack now freed from the heavy snow on top of it and able to inflate freely. But as dreams tend to go, it didn’t stop there. Literally. It just kept inflating, to the point where it was potentially 30 to 40 feet high,  and that’s when it started to frighten me.


    So, in the dream, I ran back to the house for safety. When I looked out the window, the lumberjack decided to grab a giant inflatable axe, detach himself from the strings holding him down, and run at the house at full speed.


    What a strange concept — a lumberjack, let alone a 40-foot inflatable lumberjack, charging at you at full speed.


    It’s weird because it was just a dream, but it’s the kind of dream that stayed with me all day. There could be plenty of reasons why it happened. Maybe it’s stress. Maybe there’s something in my own life coming at me full speed that I need to grasp or grapple with.


    Or maybe it was just too much vino at the hotel bar.
    Either way, I asked AI to make a gritty four-panel comic based on my very detailed description. It didn’t quite capture the full inflatable rendering,  the size and ferocity of the lumberjack, but it’s good enough for me.


    So I present it for your approval, with the help of our ever-increasing spy device known as AI.
    Enjoy: The Inflatable Lumberjack Dream, comic-style.

  • We have fully conformed! That’s all folks

    We have fully conformed! That’s all folks

    Conformity Gate has been fun, everyone.


    For about seven days now, we’ve been hunting for clues—freezing frames to see what the clock says behind Mr. Clarke, talking amongst ourselves, making videos, sharing memes, and convincing ourselves that the secret ninth episode of Stranger Things was coming today, January 7th.


    Even last night on The Tonight Show, the actor who played Vecna did a fake aerobics video that was exactly one minute and seven seconds long. The stars appeared to align.
    Except… they didn’t.


    All of the people who said Conformity Gate was a go are now looking a lot like Papa—confident, mysterious, and ultimately wrong.


    And here’s the reality check: though Netflix and creators Matt and Ross Duffer have made no official comment on the theory amid ongoing post–series-finale press interviews, the show’s bios on Netflix’s Instagram, TikTok, and X accounts all clearly state that all episodes are now playing.
    So that’s a wrap.


    Despite the Duffer Brothers remaining silent, all we really have left to look forward to is the January 12th special—and maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll get a little Wes Craven–style meta twist with that.
    But let’s be honest: no hopes that that is real either.
    Conformity Gate was fun while it lasted.

  • Gaslighting in the upside down? Some official accounts are having too much fun with #Conformitygate rumors

    Gaslighting in the upside down? Some official accounts are having too much fun with #Conformitygate rumors

    Listen, official pages are  having a little too much fun with Stranger Things. Fans are already going wild over this whole Conformity Gate situation, but here’s the interesting part.. today, we actually tested something, and it does happen.


    On Stranger Things’ official TikTok page, when you go to certain videos and type “I believe,” a dice pops up with a number. On another video, when you type “fake ending,” an image appears of the kids from season one hugging. So at this point, are we being gaslit… or is it possible that Conformity Gate is based on something real that’s still coming?


    It’s also pretty much known at this point if you go to Netflix and search for fake ending one of the results that comes up and actually the only result that comes up will be Stranger Things season 5.

    And then this…

    Look, we still think we’re all basically Duffer Tots, like Michael Scott’s kids from that one episode of The Office..

    …But hear me out for a second and go with this interesting possibility, which probably also won’t happen.


    Remember Wes Craven’s New Nightmare? That movie was about the making of A Nightmare on Elm Street, until it slowly turned into something very real, where Freddy actually was real. Now here’s the kicker: there’s a special coming out on January 12th about the making of Stranger Things on Netflix.


    What if they pulled a Wes Craven stunt and gave us more than we expected?


    Again, this is hypothetical. At this point, it’s basically fan fiction. There’s no indication that some secret finale is dropping in theaters or on Netflix on January 7th. But the Easter eggs keep piling up, fans keep hunting, and people are increasingly convinced they’re seeing something—just like Joyce Byers staring at those Christmas lights back in season one.


    And once you see it… it’s hard to unsee it.

  • Duffer’s tots are waiting for episode 9

    Duffer’s tots are waiting for episode 9

    The Stranger Things creators, the Duffer Brothers, have now been interviewed talking about how they kind of wish they didn’t do interviews immediately after the Season 5 finale aired. At least one of them was fighting off the flu. Give us some slack, they contend.


    And maybe that would land better if this wasn’t happening at the exact moment when Conformity Gate is spreading so fast on social media that even news networks are beginning to notice it.
    But here’s the catch.
    Despite Conformity Gate fanatics believing,  wholeheartedly,  that a brand-new show and a “real” final episode is coming tomorrow, there’s pretty much no evidence that this is true. As time goes on, there are no trailers. There are hints people are finding in various places, vague Easter eggs, and maybe even a wrestling crossover that might occur tonight — but we have yet to see any proof of a massive, secret finale event.


    Don’t get us wrong.
    It would  fun and fulfilling..
    It would be cutting-edge.
    It would be a historic television moment.
    But we’re just not seeing the evidence that it’s actually going to come to fruition..


    And that takes us back in time,  to another television show that was one of our favorites years ago, and still is today: The Office. You might still be watching it. We are. Its enduring legacy continues through generations.
    But there was one specific episode that stands apart.


    Scott’s Tots.


    In that episode, Michael Scott, the lovable but delusional boss from Dunder Mifflin, visits a high school in Scranton. Years earlier, he had promised a group of third graders that if they stayed in school and graduated, he would personally pay for their college tuition. The promise became legend. Graduation rates improved. Teachers told the story. Parents believed in it. The students believed in it. When Michael finally arrives, the kids sing him a song, proudly talk about the colleges they’re attending, and explain how his promise inspired them to stay focused, stay motivated, and believe their dreams would be fulfilled — because Michael Scott would come back and make good on what he said.
    Except he doesn’t have the money.


    He never did.
    And instead of scholarships, all he has to offer are laptop batteries.


    The episode is brutal. Painful. Almost unbearable to watch.
    We all sat there and winced. Some of us literally covered our faces. It’s widely regarded as one of the most uncomfortable episodes in television history — so much so that many Office fans skip it entirely on rewatches. They know it’s fiction. They know it’s fake. But it’s so well done, so emotionally precise, that we all grimace as Michael sits there desperately trying to figure out what to say to kids who built their futures around his promise.
    And that’s where we are now.


    Because sometimes, good intentions don’t change how it feels to be on the receiving end of unmet expectations.
    So I wonder if the Duffer Brothers are starting to feel something similar.
    Listen .. there are tons of rumors floating around. We’re told the last couple of episodes were terrible because one of the Duffer Brothers’ ex-wives supposedly ghost-wrote earlier seasons and wasn’t involved this time. We’re told the writing fell apart. We’re told plot holes exist because the creators simply gave up keeping track of their own mythology.


    What we do know is this:
    We have a show that many people loved.
    We have a show that many people didn’t love.
    And we have a rapidly growing segment of fans who believe what we watched wasn’t real at all.
    That it was an illusion.
    That it was Conformity at its best ..or worst.
    And that a “real” Episode 9 is coming to clear everything up.


    We’re waiting with bated breath and anticipation.
    Just like the kids waited for Michael Scott to walk into that school and fulfill their dreams.
    So yeah.


    We’re Duffer’s Tots.
    We’ve got songs planned.


    We’re standing in the auditorium.
    We’re watching Netflix refresh.
    And predictably  when Episode 9 never uploads  it’s going to feel a lot like watching Michael Scott walk in with laptop batteries and say, “I tried.”

  • Police are investigating an intruder at the home of Vice President JD Vance

    Police are investigating an intruder at the home of Vice President JD Vance

    An intruder has smashed the windows of JD Vance’s home during an incident overnight.

    A man has been detained after the alleged break-in at the vice-president’s residence in Cincinnati, Ohio.

    Secret Service agents alerted police at 12:15am after seeing someone running from the home, a police source told media..

  • Matt and Ross Duffer: Cut us some slack!

    Matt and Ross Duffer: Cut us some slack!

    Josh Horowitz interviewed Matt and Ross Duffer on his YouTube channel.. they discuss the show, the future of it, the spinoffs.. and the need to cut them some slack..

    This is the first long form public interview with the show’s filmmakers — but they refuse to give any answers on Eleven ..

    You can see the full interview:

    Matt Duffer expressed a bit of a frustration in the post release days..

    “I am not in a good place. Like, why the hell did we do any of them yesterday is beyond me. I’m like fried. I was getting over the flu. So anyone mad at any answers we gave you yesterday, just cut me some slack.”

    Many fans have expressed this meme in frustration to the Stranger Things finale and Duffer explanations..

    Some have commented that it’s their interviews which make plot holes even deeper..

    The reaction on some X threads has not been kind..

    The Duffers did joke that they don’t tell Noah Schapp as they can’t trust him with show secrets.. but spinoffs are coming..

    Ross: I don’t know why you tease this.

    Matt: I don’t want to be like there’s nothing else when there is something else. It’s not what people are going to think it is. The big thing is the live-action spin-off.

    Matt said it is not a spinoff sequel to Stranger Things, but instead a spinoff with its own mythology.

    DEVELOPING in the coming months.. and years..

  • Sydney Sweeney sleeper at box

    Sydney Sweeney sleeper at box

    The big winner of the box office numbers was 2025’s AVATAR and it is spreading its cash grab into 2026..

    James Cameron’s Avatar: Fire and Ash, which flew past the $1 billion mark at the global box office on Saturday, continues to dominate theaters..

    DEADLINE’s reporting has more numbers.. Avatar 3‘s global earnings through New Year’s Day (Thursday) were a mighty $935 million, including $266 million domestically and $699 overseas. On Friday, it earned another $14 million in North America from 3,832 theaters to finish the day with a domestic total of $280 million.

    Lionsgate and Paul Feig’s well-reviewed sleeper hit The Housemaid could fall just six percent to $14 million for a domestic tally nearing $75 million.. This is a success that Sweeney needed as she has been skewered in media since she did a jeans ad..

    Sweeney’s sleeper hit HOUSEMAID continues to get stronger and higher reviews from audiences that official reviewers.. Perhaps that ‘one scene’ has convinced many people to go see the film more than once..

  • Conformity gate .. or Ghost Writer gate?

    Conformity gate .. or Ghost Writer gate?

    Before you read this post is speculative and just for fun no harm or foul has been meant. But when you’re done reading you might start to believe in an alternative theory of an alternative theory…

    Over the past few days, a lot of fans have become absolutely amped up over Conformity Gate.. the idea that Stranger Things Season 5 wasn’t what it appeared to be. That the happy endings were too clean. That the graduation imagery felt off. That the orange robes looked more like prison uniforms than Hawkins school colors. That the synchronized body language echoed Vecna’s control. That maybe, just maybe, the characters  and the audience  were prisoners in a mental construct.


    Add to that the belief that a secret series or hidden episodes are coming to “fix” or “complete” what we saw, and suddenly the internet is treating Season 5 like an ARG instead of a finale.
    But what if the real gate people are circling isn’t Conformity Gate at all?


    What if it’s Ghostwriter Gate.
    Now — important disclaimer up front:
    This is not an accusation. There is no proof. No credits. No confirmation. This is pure rumor, speculation, and fandom imagination, discussed strictly for fun and cultural analysis.
    That said…


    There’s been a quiet rumor floating around online that a ghostwriter may have assisted the show at some point, uncredited, unofficial, unseen. And naturally, speculation has latched onto Leigh Janiak, whose writing and directing on the Fear Street films showcased genuinely sharp, confident, emotionally grounded horror storytelling.



    She is not credited on Stranger Things.
    There is no evidence she wrote for the show.
    This is internet conjecture only.


    But here’s why the rumor has traction.
    The Fear Street trilogy surprised a lot of people. It wasn’t just stylish and it was dramatically strong, character-driven, and thematically cohesive across multiple timelines. It balanced nostalgia, brutality, intimacy, and social commentary in a way that felt assured.

    And the timing is interesting because she filed for divorce with raw stuffer and 2024, while the show was presumably still being perfected and written and honed in on.


    Meanwhile, Season 5 of Stranger Things has left a chunk of the fanbase feeling oddly disengaged and underwhelmed. Like something vital wasn’t there. Like the dialogue, pacing, or emotional weight didn’t land the way earlier seasons did.
    So the rumor machine does what it always does.
    It fills the gap.


    And suddenly the theory becomes:
    What if a ghostwriter helped shape the emotional backbone of earlier seasons — and what if that influence quietly disappeared?
    To be clear: there is no proof this happened.
    But it’s fascinating that fans are reaching there instead of simply saying, “Maybe the story just didn’t hit for me.”


    Which brings us back to Conformity Gate.


    Maybe these theories aren’t really about secret endings or hidden series at all. Maybe they’re about grief .. the grief of saying goodbye to something that mattered deeply for ten years. When a finale doesn’t feel transcendent, fans don’t just critique it… they reframe reality to keep the magic alive.


    So whether it’s Conformity Gate, Secret Series Gate, or Ghostwriter Gate, maybe all roads lead to the same place:
    A fanbase that loved something so much, it refuses to believe this is where it ends.

  • THE DUFFERS LAUGH OFF #conformitygate .. And it makes fans believe it more!

    THE DUFFERS LAUGH OFF #conformitygate .. And it makes fans believe it more!

    Friends don’t lie! But fans think the Duffers are..

    There’s a video circulating of The Duffer Brothers commenting on Conformity Gate. If you’ve been following us here, or have seen what’s been trending across social media, you already know the theory: that Vecna actually won at the end of Stranger Things Season 5.

    All of the weird things like hands being folded, people staring at the camera breaking the fourth wall, the imagery of books arranged to where it says a lie. You Can Read All About It on various social threads..


    The argument hinges on a series of unsettling details, most notably the graduates wearing orange attire instead of the traditional Hawkins school colors. To many fans, that imagery suggests prisoners. Prisoners of the mind. Prisoners of Vecna. And at the center of it all is Mike Wheeler, viewed by some as the ultimate prisoner.


    There are a lot of Conformity Gate theories floating around right now, and in the video, the Duffers appear to laugh the idea off. But here’s the thing: by laughing it off, they may actually be reinforcing the theory. Because in a show that’s built its legacy on misdirection, hidden clues, and long-game storytelling… dismissing it so casually almost feels like part of the game.


    And if Stranger Things has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is ever quite as simple, or is “over,” as it seems.

    Conformity gate will live or die in just a few days when, again due to the fan theory, these secret final scenes will come out either January 6th or January 7th. What is true is a WWE crossover on Netflix and an announcement from Netflix of upcoming programming. No reliable sources claim that any further stranger things materials coming besides the upcoming spinoffs in the future.