PASTA POWER POPE: FATTY FATCIS TOLD TO LAY OFF THE CARBS

The Pope’s expansive popularity has led to an expanding waistline.. Perhaps all of the free pizza deliveries to the Pope mobile.. Maybe some hardcore heavy pasta dinners have drained the Pontiff of the svelte appearance he when he first became the leader of the Catholic flock.. The AFP is one of the sources behind this … Read morePASTA POWER POPE: FATTY FATCIS TOLD TO LAY OFF THE CARBS

Do rabbits breed like Catholics in heaven?

Paradise.. a place for all of God’s creatures? If that’s the case, what about dogs and cats as well? The Pope has been saying some interesting things lately–like Catholics should not breed like rabbits and there should be limits to the freedom of speech and criticism of religion.. but something deeper is in question: In … Read moreDo rabbits breed like Catholics in heaven?

From the desk of the Final Pope

The Pope says we are in a Third World War » Apparently this happened back in August, right around the time when the Pope was reportedly told that ISIS was issuing him direct threats… Interesting commentary from Petrus Romanos Meanwhile, some other strange news has hit the Church: This time in the horrible atrocity of … Read moreFrom the desk of the Final Pope

ALL THINGS COME IN THREES

Strange times.. strange coincidences.. Weird timing. And bad things coming in threes.. It’s obvious that Americans are fixated on Ferguson.. the Middle East is trying to escape the clutches of genocide and grotesque videos of reporters getting beheaded.. But all the while, a few oddly-timed events occurred within hours of themselves involving Pope Francis. The … Read moreALL THINGS COME IN THREES