Tag: SUPERBOWL

  • What we used to worry about: Nipplegate edition

    What we used to worry about: Nipplegate edition

    They were the days!

    Do you recall who played in Superbowl 2004? … George W. Bush was the leader of the war-torn world.. we were still cleaning up wreckage from Ground Zero.. back then we thought Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and yellowcake….


    And Janet Jackson, for better or worse, exposed her breast during the Superbowl HalfTime Show with Justin Timberlake.
    ….the world went wild.
    ….CBS promised an investigation.
    ….the FCC fined…
    ….the world was aghast.

    Years later we ponder if THAT was the worst thing that could have happened.

    Here is a screen grab of NEWS from the ‘day after tomorrow’ from the AP courtesy of the WAYBACK machine:

    Perhaps my favorite part:

    Even halftime producer and CBS corporate Viacom cousin MTV – the network that broadcast Madonna kissing Britney Spears at last August’s MTV Awards – was contrite.
    “Unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional,” said MTV.
    Although Timberlake issued a statement shortly after the show apologizing and blaming the debacle on a “wardrobe malfunction,” he didn’t seem too sorry in comments to the syndicated show “Access Hollywood.”
    “Hey, man, we love giving you all something to talk about,” he said, laughing.
    Jackson’s official Web site was bombarded with angry postings.

    Ridiculous at best.

    These were the worries of our times.
    Simpler in nature. But somewhat still ancient in philosophy ..

    Something things change.. some things don’t.
    But I wonder today aloud, would a nipple provide as much danger today as it did then? …. Maybe we’ll find out this Sunday at the newest TIMBERLAKE Superbowl.

  • The fail Mary pass 

    The fail Mary pass 

    For any New England patriot fan last night, the ending of the Super Bowl was historic an epic. Throughout the entire game Tom Brady looked like an imp, not completing passes or simply clumsily moving the ball continuously without results or fruition. The Atlanta Falcons blew into the stadium and blew away the New England Patriots almost immediately. The game was 28 to virtually nothing and many viewers, even reportedly the president Donald Trump, tuned out.. 


    Commercials were lame.. and Lady Gaga dropped from the ceiling.. 


    From there, the turnaround took place. Out of nowhere Tom Brady somehow grew back into a football player and completed passes, tied the game, and in a historic overtime event, won the Super Bowl giving the Patriots yet another ring.


    A few years ago I heard several interviews from an author who wrote a book about the fix being in throughout professional sports.. His argument was that most games we see have pre-predicted outcomes, they have winners already chosen behind the scenes, and marketing geniuses have done their best to make the sports look like they’re all just outcomes of good practice and skill.

    Ever since I was young one of my favorite things to watch with professional wrestling. Throughout the last few years sadly my love of the sports entertainment from Vince McMahon has faded a bit with the passage of time and 20th century legends .. 

    However, after looking at last nights game and reading commentary, it seems to me that Vince McMahon may learn quite a bit from the Super Bowl, how referees could make or break your game, and how to make one team look like their castrated and suddenly have the prowess of a horse. 

    I will watch sports, just as I do politics, and observe and deconstruct in my mind. Sports and politics are really no different from Vince McMahon’s WWE, sometimes the outcomes may look spontaneous but the ‘smoke-filled rooms’ behind the scenes just as well could have logically chosen them beforehand.. politics and sports are the ultimate diversions from reality. 

    I do not degrade anyone who is a sports fan, nor do I want to take away their love of whatever chosen game they have. But a careful look at your team and your sport of choice could draw sad results if you think what you’re watching is anything but sports entertainment. Soccer had recent scandals, baseball did too. We haven’t heard much yet about basketball and football but undoubtedly the same demons of cash exist behind the scenes as well. It’s naïve to think that the sport you love hasn’t been influenced by money and greed.

    But does money and greed equal a fixed game? With time all truth comes out. In the meantime, carefully analyze last night’s Super Bowl and realize that the come from behind victory was a storybook ending to a season. 

    Miracles happen.. but the chances of a storybook ending like that happening are much less statistically in the idea of a game being fixed by money men and referees behind the scenes.

  • INFLATE DATE: AND THE BIG GAME WILL ROAR

    INFLATE DATE: AND THE BIG GAME WILL ROAR

    There were always tense moments for me growing up when it came to sports.. I did not have much of an interest in any, as a matter of fact, throughout my grade school life, I attempted to join on the bandwagon and nod my head in agreement with other children’s swift sports ramblings. Sure, I figured, why not agree with the crowd I was in.. no one would ever ask me.. So I pretended to know players’ names. I even delighted in their analysis of games, ferociously saying “yes” and “I know!” when I had my chance to say something else..

    The problem was, I always get caught not knowing anything..
    The major problem for my often came with the Superbowl.

    I never really knew who was ever playing in the game.. I had so little interest, but as a child I couldn’t wait for the ‘IN LIVING COLOR’ halftime show and the FOX brief comedies that would be played while the ‘big game’ showed off the latest pop culture phenom on the field singing..

    It was rough.
    I recall at one point I decided to just like whatever team my brother, a sports aficionado, liked. And that worked out for me. He liked, and now I do, the BOSTON RED SOX and the CELTICS. And I love the history of both teams as well.. I grew to appreciate baseball and basketball, and soccer too. And I always loved professional wrestling so that goes without saying..

    However…to this day I may be one of the few Americans who really can’t say I like football much.

    I have a few friends who coach it and understand the game to be a great diversion. But they get diverted from life just the same. The latest ‘deflate gate’ was ridiculous in all ways, but yet American news stations and major journalist outlets found themselves discussing balls ad naseum for the last two weeks.

    Since my childhood of confusion over football, I now at least know teams and some players. And  I came to understand that football seems to be the big game that is thrust on Americans to take their eyes away from the important stuff.. Men act like men in bar rooms and living rooms during football season, we are told. We are told…

    With all of that said, I still can’t say I like football.
    I dislike NFL executives..
    I think a lot of games were fixed and fans would never want to believe that..
    I think players have an ego the size of Manhattan island and a bank account the size of all of the people on Manhattan island put together..
    I think players are taken advantage of and the NFL really does not care much at all about head injuries..
    And I think, more than anything, the affinity one has to a ‘team’ can get disturbing..

    When Philadelphia Eagles player Michael Vick was convicted of dog fighting abuses, there were lots of people who still wanted him to play on the team. . but on the flipside, when a player is traded, the ‘home’ team abuses and verbally accosts them as they come onto the field in another team’s uniforms. Again, the Eagles are mentionable on this front as they so often have been said to be the worst of the worst when it comes to fans..

    Grown people scream and cheer over their teams.. when someone’s team makes the ‘big game,’ all of that person’s co workers knows the person will be happy that ‘their team’ has made it. Equally when the team loses, that person will shudder himself into a dark room and quite literally often cry.. I knew someone who did that, a day of mourning was often taken after a dramatic loss during a game.

    It’s quite silly..
    Inane..
    And a showcase of how we can easily fall prey and jump onto the bandwagon of sports. I think it’s fine to like a game, like a team, but when it comes to a religious-type feeling over someone wearing a certain color of uniform, well then perhaps it’s time to check yourself before you wreck yourself..

    And here we are again, the same game and new teams. Kind of.  Reporters are following suite, giving endless amounts of their less-than-precious cable news time to football coverage. Already, there is controversy about a Go Daddy Superbowl commercial–what year wouldn’t be complete without that, right? Oh and Katy Perry? She said she will roar on the field with sharks and lions and that the ‘wild’ halftime show will make jaws drop.. Perhaps deflation will not occur while Perry is on stage, but at that point half drunken men’s faces truly may hang near the floor if Perry decides to wear a revealing outfit. And it’s Katy Perry, so what the hell am I saying.. she will wear a revealing outfit and it will creepily involve placing balls in an important place on her body..

    That’s the show.
    It’s on the way..
    The big game,
    Just one more day..
    The buildup..
    The excitement..
    The eagerness..
    The enlightenment?

    NO .. no enlightenment. Just watch the TEE VEE..
    Commercials galore,
    And Perry’s TEE TEES..
    Wear your team’s colors,
    And wait for the kick,
    The world is on fire,
    But..who did you pick?