Google announced that it is teaming up with Levi’s to make jeans with conductive fabric — which could eventually allow wearers to use their legs as touchscreens — swiping their thigh, say, to accept a phone call.

The idea and product came from a secret Google lab—just imagine what other products are being made behind closed doors!—and it already making waves around the global INTERNETS..

Digital pants.
While progress is progress, I ponder if digital pants is the progress we crave..

Though it will give the grandest of excuses for people who pick the wedgie: I was just answering a text.