Year: 2020

  • Close encounters of the Covid kind!

    Close encounters of the Covid kind!

    Are you a little confused by health experts and all the different changes that have been made up throughout the year concerning how you can catch COVID-19?

    Get ready to rumble with some more mental gymnastics!

    Despite earlier misgivings that close encounters would not yield many infections, the CDC has decided to change its guidance.

    The definition change was triggered by a report on that case of a 20-year-old Vermont correctional officer, who was diagnosed with a coronavirus infection in August.

    The guard, who wore a mask and goggles, had multiple brief encounters with six transferred prisoners before test results showed they were positive. At times, the prisoners wore masks, but there were encounters in cell doorways or in a recreational room where prisoners did not have them on, the report said.

    An investigation that reviewed video footage concluded the guard’s brief interactions totaled 17 minutes during an 8-hour shift.

    And with that, a brand new set of instructions for another morning ..

    We will see what new guidance occurs by evening.

  • She’s just being Miley: Cyrus said she was chased by a UFO!

    She’s just being Miley: Cyrus said she was chased by a UFO!

    Miley Cyrus says she was chased by a UFO and made eye contact!

    She she saw “a being sitting in the front of the flying object,” explaining that they made eye contact: “It looked at me and we made eye contact, and I think that’s what really shook me, looking into the eyes of something that I couldn’t quite wrap my head around. I was shaken for, like, five days. It f*cked me up…. I couldn’t really look at the sky the same. I thought they might come back.”

    The story here

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  • Giuliani’s tuck and roll

    Giuliani’s tuck and roll

    Just as Rudy Giuliani gets himself entangled in the Hunter Biden scandal.. he gets himself tangled in a Sacha Cohen scandal and his shirt!

    But was he just tucking?

    Was he rolling?

    Scandal develops

  • Could fighting the coronavirus be as simple as  using Listerine or other common anti-septic mouthwashes?

    Could fighting the coronavirus be as simple as using Listerine or other common anti-septic mouthwashes?

    Maybe?

    It would seem unfathomable that the deadly virus COVID-19 could be defeat it with just common household items, but we have come to learn that bleach, hand sanitizer, soap, and now mouthwash could very well do just that.

    Penn State in Hershey Pennsylvania recently published a study, and while they did not test Darius mouthwash is against COVID-19, the researchers said they used a similar coronavirus to the SARS 19 virus.

    They found some success in mitigating the virus, the spread, and the ability the virus would have inside the human body to leave the nose and mouth area and go into other portions of the anatomy.

    And even if it doesn’t work, nurses and doctors will be truly overjoyed at your stay because of your fresh crystal clear breath..

    More from the press release:

    Certain oral antiseptics and mouthwashes may have the ability to inactivate human coronaviruses, according to a Penn State College of Medicine research study. The results indicate that some of these products might be useful for reducing the viral load, or amount of virus, in the mouth after infection and may help to reduce the spread of SARS-CoV-2, the coronavirus that causes COVID-19.

    Craig Meyers, distinguished professor of microbiology and immunology and obstetrics and gynecology, led a group of physicians and scientists who tested several oral and nasopharyngeal rinses in a laboratory setting for their ability to inactivate human coronaviruses, which are similar in structure to SARS-CoV-2. The products evaluated include a 1% solution of baby shampoo, a neti pot, peroxide sore-mouth cleansers, and mouthwashes.

    The researchers found that several of the nasal and oral rinses had a strong ability to neutralize human coronavirus, which suggests that these products may have the potential to reduce the amount of virus spread by people who are COVID-19-positive.

  • The most beautiful time of year at the best place on Earth, Knoebels

    The most beautiful time of year at the best place on Earth, Knoebels

    I’d you have time you should make the visit.

    Thankfully this year the Elysburg Park is going to have Christmas lights for the first time..

    Good to know .. it is something to look forward to.

    Meanwhile a few images of Halloween at Knoebels on a cold October night last week.

    2020 is not complete without the plague doctor. Played by my son. It was his idea ..!

  • The November Election will usher in the end times, according to Pat Robertson

    The November Election will usher in the end times, according to Pat Robertson

    Here at the HORROR REPORT, we thought we were going out on the political limb with out prediction of a 269-269 tie in the electoral college.. And then televangelist Pat Robertson just HAD to out do us.

    The 90-year-old Robertson predicted that Donald Trump would win reelection.

    But it does not end there.. get your bug out bad ready:

    Robertson said that after Trump is sworn in, ‘trouble is going to happen.’

    The world will see “at least five years or more of extraordinary peace” before the asteroid..

    He predicts two attempts on Trump’s life..

    “What I think very frankly is the only thing that will fulfill the word of Jesus … is some kind of asteroid strike on the globe,’’ he said. “It’s sudden destruction. It’s not going to be some nuclear war. We’re not going to be allowed to blow this earth up.’’  

    Scoff! you will!

    But recall this.. Trump is the eclipse president. His first year in office featured the Great American solar eclipse. And if he wins, his final year in office would be the second great American solar eclipse. Meanwhile, an asteroid is predicted to come awfully close to the planet right before the November election..

    At least Pat gives us a few years of peace before it’s over, right?

    Be rapture ready!

    Jesus is coming. Look busy.

  • Going on record with an election prediction

    Going on record with an election prediction

    We could be VERY VERY wrong.. but those who read the HORROR REPORT back in 2016 may recall that we got the election correct. Well, maybe minus a few states.

    This time.. we are going for broke. And chaos..

    There are reports that people want to bug out before election day.

    Perhaps they, like us, think we are heading for a dramatic election night (or nights) that could end up plunging out nation into a never before seen tied electoral college vote..

    So without further delay or distraction: Here is the HORROR REPORT October 20th election prediction for 2020. And yes, we won’t mind a bit if we end up being very, very wrong.

  • Jeff Bridges reveals lymphoma

    Jeff Bridges reveals lymphoma

    He wrote on Twitter

    As the Dude would say.. New S**T has come to light.

    I have been diagnosed with Lymphoma. Although it is a serious disease, I feel fortunate that I have a great team of doctors and the prognosis is good.

    I’m starting treatment and will keep you posted on my recovery.

  • The unfortunate moment that Jeffrey went tubin’ on Zoom

    The unfortunate moment that Jeffrey went tubin’ on Zoom

    The socials have found them selves having some fun at the expense of NEW YORKER and CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin..

    Toobin made the profoundly horrible judgment of masturbating during a zoom call. And people saw him doing it..

    Boy, must his face be red. Not only did he perhaps jeopardize a solidly respectable career but now has created a new verb that will surely be in the urban dictionary for decades to come..

    Trending tonight : Toobin’s Tube

  • The gray dull days of October

    The gray dull days of October

    There is something visceral about the warmth of September and the brutal chill of October. October‘s weather isn’t yet wintry in nature, but the hints and reminders are there but a darker time is coming.

    We go from those hot days and comfortable nights of September, with the bright sunshine allowing us to bask in that pretend the feeling that it’s still summer.

    But then winter starts to creep in, slowly at first. Leaves change, a few changes occur at the landscape level. Then your body begins to feel those differences, and your immune system struggles to adapt to its newfound life without sun..

    Suddenly the bright ball of light in the sky becomes a memory, deemed by the cloudy dull nature of the skies of late October. Sure, it’s fitting for the time frame were in, the season of the witch and all that hallows on the eve.

    But it still comes as a great and remarkable shock to the soul which worships that son God. And has since the conception of time.