Month: January 2023

  • Review: We saw Skinamarink so you don’t have to–but you still might want to

    Review: We saw Skinamarink so you don’t have to–but you still might want to

    Unless you want to? Seriously, go see it if you do. You may never see a movie like this in a theater again.

    We traveled to Reading PA to see a late night showing of the film Sunday night–a few friends were mad it wasn’t in their hometown of Philadelphia but a smaller venue like the AMC in Berks County.

    It was not overly crowded for our showing, just a few people sprinkled around the theater, mostly with blankets and their feet up.

    The Horror Report will make the valiant attempt of keeping spoilers mostly out, but expect a few here and there.

    There is a simple (we think) premise:

    In the year 1995, two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing, and all the windows and doors in their home have vanished. Kyle Edward Ball, the writer of the low budget movie *$15,000!* takes us on a journey from there..

    From the moment the film begins until the second it ends, you feel automatic frustration. There is anger over the camera angles–why do they only show the tops and bottom of doors! Why only feet! Why only legos over and over and over again. Then when the TV starts playing? Sheesh.. We quickly had our fill of old fashioned creepy cartoons. Fast.

    There are scenes of confusion. Scenes where there are subtitles for sentences that you can clearly understand, but no subtitles for muffled words being said in dark hallways or upstairs in the house.

    There were moments of Twilight Zone vibes when toilets vanished and reappeared, or blood streaked and then went backwards. But so many other scenes clearly expanded this movie longer than it should have been. What would have been a great 15-minute turned into an hour and 40 minutes of confusion. Mania. Anxiety.

    So in that sense, it also worked.

    Look, we don’t know if Kyle Ball wants us to like this movie or hate it. It divided the horror world since its inception. But while it seems hard to watch, you can also become trapped by it. You are painfully watching each camera angle and slow movement, you are vaguely understanding what is going on but it all takes place off camera. So you are just a witness to something happening somewhere else, constantly. You never quite see the full story, just hear bits and pieces.

    The magic of this frustration is overwhelming in concept: You are stuck in the house with these kids. Whether you are stuck in a dream, their dream, your dream, or some paranormal realm, you are stuck. The imagery, in all its mundane attire, is perfect for the theme: These dark corners, long hallways, and shadows created by a cartoon at midnight, are all things kids are frightened of. They are the origins of dreams, or at least confusion when you are trying to wake from a dream but somehow still being held in it.

    There is a scene in the film that so perfectly illustrates that stuckness.. It is a moment when a cartoon continuously repeats over. And over. And over. And over and over.. again..

    Enjoy it here:

    At the same time for all the positive statements just made, Skinamarink was at the same time almost unwatchable. Almost. But we watched. Perhaps that was a bit of the goal of film makers? Give us a movie that is so dreadful it is boring, so dark it becomes overdone?

    There is also a sense of sadness in this house. While we cannot put our finger quite on it, the kids don’t have normal reactions. As a matter of fact, we grew to somewhat dislike the kids, eventually you end up not even feeling emotion towards them. Quite frankly, this is one of the few movies ever with little character development. You are simply just a fly on the wall, stuck in the house watching kids react to not having parents, windows, or doors. SPOILER: Even when the girl gets her mouth taken off and the boy stabs himself in the eye, you are so done with them that you lose interest. For all the sadness you felt now you just feel like you want to get out of the theater just as much as they want to get out of the house.

    So yes indeed we watched.

    We watched until the end when the movie simply said ‘the end.’ And THAT may have been the most frustrating part of all.

  • Nightmare 2 star Mark Patton asks for help amid AIDS battle

    Nightmare 2 star Mark Patton asks for help amid AIDS battle

    Mark Patton, who played Jesse from Nightmare on Elm Street part 2, was diagnosed with AIDS on his 40th birthday in 1999..

    Today his manager has set up a go fund me to help pay for his medical bills as the virus takes on Patton..

    The 63-year-old’s manager, Peter Valderrama, made a GoFundMe page for the actor Thursday, claiming Patton has “been ill for quite some time now” in Mexico, where he lives, with what was initially thought to be side effects of COVID-19, but has since been deemed “quite clearly AIDS-related ailments.”

    Valderrama continues, “Mark is currently in a Mexican hospital where they speak very little English- and they are completely overcome with covid cases there. He needs to be transported to an American hospital down there where he can be receive more specialized care in a safer setting. For this, we humbly need to ask for help.”

    Patton writes in his own words, “I just want to be healthy and at home with family. I need to move to American Hospital in Mexico where they can give me the treatment I desperately need. The American Hospital is $300 dollars a day with nurses, doctors and meds. The Mexican hospital are overwhelmed with Covid and I am too compromised to remain here.

    “I have faced these medical challenges before and I know I have a lot of fight left in me- but the last few years have been crippling for me financially. I have always lived month to month and I have been struggling with medical visits since October. If anyone is able to contribute it would mean a life saving option for me to be recovering in a place that can cater to my condition.”

    If you’re able to help out, you can donate over on Go Fund Me now.

  • Praise for low budget SKINAMARINK

    Praise for low budget SKINAMARINK

    The film SKINAMARINK only cost $15,000 to make.. it has been receiving high praise from various reviewers and a cult following in the internet..

    From VULTURE:

    Schoenbrun’s feature takes place almost entirely in the home of its young lead as well, but when it does head outside, it never shows another human being in its tableaus of big-box stores and multilane roads. Similarly, Skinamarink pushes its few human characters to the corners of the frame (when it shows them at all), shooting them from behind or in fragments. The house is the point, this bustling domestic place turned into an eerie limbo. Those unhurried shots of the upstairs hallway, the craggy Lego landscapes across a stretch of carpet, and a dining-room chair mysteriously attached to the ceiling all recall, more than anything, the liminal-spaces aesthetic that sprang out of message boards like 4Chan and Reddit a few years ago and has since spread across the larger internet.

    An article from Variety offers high praise for the mundane and most actorless horror flick..

    The film was released today in very select theaters.. it’s apparent popularity will determine how many other theaters eventually show it..

  • Covid booster Friday night safety news dump

    Covid booster Friday night safety news dump

    The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said Friday that there is a possible safety issue with the bivalent Covid-19 vaccine made by Pfizer and BioNTech..

    The CDC said one of its vaccine safety monitoring systems – a “near real-time surveillance system” called the Vaccine Safety Datalink – detected a possible increase in a certain kind of stroke in people 65 and older who recently got one of Pfizer’s updated booster shots.

    “A rapid response analysis” of that signal revealed that seniors who got an bivalent booster might be more likely to have ischemic strokes within the first three weeks after their shots, compared with weeks four through six.

    Ischemic strokes, the most common form, are blockages of blood to the brain.

    They’re usually caused by clots..

    Officials continue to say that people should be vaccinated and boosted against Covid-19, while media outlets largely downplay any safety issues regarding the vaccine..

    Developing..

  • Lisa Marie Presley dead at 54

    Lisa Marie Presley dead at 54

    Lisa Marie Presley — the only child of Elvis Presley — died Thursday after being hospitalized earlier that day, her mother said in a statement. The singer was 54.

    “It is with a heavy heart that I must share the devastating news that my beautiful daughter Lisa Marie has left us,” Priscilla Presley said in a statement Thursday evening. “She was the most passionate, strong and loving woman I have ever known.”

    The announcement came just hours after Priscilla Presley had confirmed that Lisa Marie Presley was rushed to the hospital earlier Thursday.

    Los Angeles County paramedics were dispatched to a Calabasas home at 10:37 a.m. following a report of a woman in full cardiac arrest, according to Craig Little, a spokesperson for the county’s fire department. Property records indicate Presley was a resident at that address.

    Paramedics arrived about six minutes later, Little said. A subsequent statement from the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said paramedics performed CPR and “determined the patient had signs of life” before taking her to a hospital in nearby West Hills immediately.

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    On a personal note, I saw and met Lisa Marie Presley at the Stone Pony in New Jersey in the early 2000s …

    A wonderful talent has left this planet.

    May she rest in peace..

  • Classified documents found in Biden’s garage!?!

    Classified documents found in Biden’s garage!?!

    This developing scandal has overtaken the White House’s talking points today.. just as Trump’s document scandal became close to prosecution, a bunch were found in Biden’s home. And now —his garage.

    DOOCY: “Classified materials next to your Corvette?! What were you thinking?”

    BIDEN: “My Corvette’s in a locked garage so it’s not like it’s sitting on the street.”

    DOOCY: “So the material was in a locked garage?”

    BIDEN: “Yes— as well as my Corvette.”

    But no worries… his corvette is locked up.

    Developing…

  • 2023 is the year of the Green comet!

    2023 is the year of the Green comet!

    This seems to be pretty historic!

    A green bright comet named C/2022 E3 (ZTF) is set to make its closest approach to Earth in two weeks, the comet was discovered in March when transiting through Jupiter’s orbit, E3 will reach perihelion on January 8, after that will be visible without glasses..

    This is pretty rare, as space sites are reporting.

    Here is what is known:

    It was discovered in March 2022. NASA reported that the rare green comet was spotted using a wide-field survey camera at CalTech’s Zwicky Transient Facility within Jupiter’s orbit.

    Since then, it has hurdled ever closer to the Sun, and as NASA noted in a post about the comet, it will reach its perigee, or closest point to us on Earth, on February 1.

    From everything mainstream sources are reporting, This phenomenon has not happened in 10,000 years..

    And get this!

    NASA data suggests that the last time this gorgeous green goblin came this close to Earth was about 50,000 years ago..

    In reality that means that the last humans to ever witness it were likely Ice Age-era Neanderthals..

    And how many times was it seen prior than 50,000 years back? Did dinosaurs witness it as they roamed the earth..? Amazing stuff, this space .. and amazing what we will soon see with our naked earthly eyes.

  • Bryan Kohberger’s sister starred in a low budget horror film about stabbings

    Bryan Kohberger’s sister starred in a low budget horror film about stabbings

    It bears eerie similarities to the knife attacks in remote Moscow, Idaho, that left four young college friends stabbed to death in their beds, crimes of which Bryan now stands accused.

    “You’re f—king kidding me, her brother is that guy? Goddamn, man, holy cow,” said “Two Days Back” director Kevin Boon, when reached by The Post Wednesday. 

    Boon, a professor of English and media studies at Penn State Mont Alto, explained he made the film with students and cast aspiring actress Amanda Kohberger after an open audition.  
    — Read on nypost.com/2023/01/05/bryan-kohbergers-sister-starred-in-horror-film/

  • Law enforcement was tracking Bryan Kohberger’s trek around the country

    Law enforcement was tracking Bryan Kohberger’s trek around the country

    • Law enforcement were ‘told’ to pull over Bryan Kohberger so the FBI could get a clearer image of his arms and hands 
    • The alleged killer, 28, looked concerned after he was pulled over for a second time within nine minutes in Indiana
    • He arrived back in Moscow, Idaho, last night after a 12-hour flight from Pennsylvania
    • Kohberger is expected to appear in court in Latah County charged with the four murders and a felony burglary 
  • Jeremy Renner critically injured

    Jeremy Renner critically injured

    Actor Jeremy Renner is hospitalized in critical condition after being injured in a weather-related snow plowing incident in Nevada, his publicist is confirming to news networks..

    “As of now, we can confirm Jeremy is in critical but stable condition with injuries suffered after experiencing a weather related accident while plowing snow earlier today,” Sam Mast told CNN in a statement. “His family is with him and he is receiving excellent care.”

    Officers responded to a “traumatic injury” in the area of Mount Rose Highway in Reno, according to a news release from the Washoe County Sheriff’s Office, which has previously said the Academy Award-nominated actor lived in the community.

    The sheriff’s office did not provide details on the extent of Renner’s injuries or what may have caused the accident.

    Deputies coordinated with Truckee Meadows Fire Protection District and REMSA Health to arrange for medical transport of Renner via care flight to a local area hospital, the release stated.