Horror Report

Author: Horror Reporter

  • The November Election will usher in the end times, according to Pat Robertson

    The November Election will usher in the end times, according to Pat Robertson

    Here at the HORROR REPORT, we thought we were going out on the political limb with out prediction of a 269-269 tie in the electoral college.. And then televangelist Pat Robertson just HAD to out do us.

    The 90-year-old Robertson predicted that Donald Trump would win reelection.

    But it does not end there.. get your bug out bad ready:

    Robertson said that after Trump is sworn in, ‘trouble is going to happen.’

    The world will see “at least five years or more of extraordinary peace” before the asteroid..

    He predicts two attempts on Trump’s life..

    “What I think very frankly is the only thing that will fulfill the word of Jesus … is some kind of asteroid strike on the globe,’’ he said. “It’s sudden destruction. It’s not going to be some nuclear war. We’re not going to be allowed to blow this earth up.’’  

    Scoff! you will!

    But recall this.. Trump is the eclipse president. His first year in office featured the Great American solar eclipse. And if he wins, his final year in office would be the second great American solar eclipse. Meanwhile, an asteroid is predicted to come awfully close to the planet right before the November election..

    At least Pat gives us a few years of peace before it’s over, right?

    Be rapture ready!

    Jesus is coming. Look busy.

  • Going on record with an election prediction

    Going on record with an election prediction

    We could be VERY VERY wrong.. but those who read the HORROR REPORT back in 2016 may recall that we got the election correct. Well, maybe minus a few states.

    This time.. we are going for broke. And chaos..

    There are reports that people want to bug out before election day.

    Perhaps they, like us, think we are heading for a dramatic election night (or nights) that could end up plunging out nation into a never before seen tied electoral college vote..

    So without further delay or distraction: Here is the HORROR REPORT October 20th election prediction for 2020. And yes, we won’t mind a bit if we end up being very, very wrong.

  • Jeff Bridges reveals lymphoma

    Jeff Bridges reveals lymphoma

    He wrote on Twitter

    As the Dude would say.. New S**T has come to light.

    I have been diagnosed with Lymphoma. Although it is a serious disease, I feel fortunate that I have a great team of doctors and the prognosis is good.

    I’m starting treatment and will keep you posted on my recovery.

  • The unfortunate moment that Jeffrey went tubin’ on Zoom

    The unfortunate moment that Jeffrey went tubin’ on Zoom

    The socials have found them selves having some fun at the expense of NEW YORKER and CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin..

    Toobin made the profoundly horrible judgment of masturbating during a zoom call. And people saw him doing it..

    Boy, must his face be red. Not only did he perhaps jeopardize a solidly respectable career but now has created a new verb that will surely be in the urban dictionary for decades to come..

    Trending tonight : Toobin’s Tube

  • The gray dull days of October

    The gray dull days of October

    There is something visceral about the warmth of September and the brutal chill of October. October‘s weather isn’t yet wintry in nature, but the hints and reminders are there but a darker time is coming.

    We go from those hot days and comfortable nights of September, with the bright sunshine allowing us to bask in that pretend the feeling that it’s still summer.

    But then winter starts to creep in, slowly at first. Leaves change, a few changes occur at the landscape level. Then your body begins to feel those differences, and your immune system struggles to adapt to its newfound life without sun..

    Suddenly the bright ball of light in the sky becomes a memory, deemed by the cloudy dull nature of the skies of late October. Sure, it’s fitting for the time frame were in, the season of the witch and all that hallows on the eve.

    But it still comes as a great and remarkable shock to the soul which worships that son God. And has since the conception of time.

  • Corona mutata: A new high in the USA

    Corona mutata: A new high in the USA

    • The United States reported more than 69,000 new coronavirus cases on Friday, bringing the country’s total count to over 8 million reported cases, according to data compiled by Johns Hopkins University.
    • The last time the U.S. reported a daily count that high was in late July as the coronavirus swept through Sun Belt states.
    • The surge in cases comes as infectious disease experts warn the U.S. could face a “substantial third wave” of infections this winter.

    Now on to the third wave!

    The U.S. is averaging roughly 55,000 new coronavirus cases every day, based on a weekly average to smooth out the reporting, a more than 16% increase compared with a week ago, according to a CNBC analysis of Johns Hopkins data. New cases were growing by 5% or more in 38 states as the number of infections in the Midwest continues to surge.

  • Will Billy return for STRANGER THINGS season 4?

    Will Billy return for STRANGER THINGS season 4?

    A new picture that Montgomery posted onsocial media is getting the fans excited about the possible return of Montgomery in Stranger Things season 4 as Billy.

  • News anchor fired for being in HUBIE HALLOWEEN!

    News anchor fired for being in HUBIE HALLOWEEN!

    Not because of how awful the movie on Netflix was, but because it violated terms of her contract.

    MORE FROM DEADLINE:

    Boston news anchor Alaina Pinto has been fired by station WHDH for appearing in Adam Sandler’s new Netflix Halloween movie, Hubie Halloween.

    “Earlier this week I was let go from 7 News,” Pinto tweeted Thursday. “I am posting this because I want to be open and honest with all of you. Last year, I participated in a cameo in the recently released Netflix movie by Adam Sandler, ‘Hubie Halloween.’” The film bowed on Oct. 7 on the streamer.

    The appearance was a violation of Pinto’s contract, which she said she “mistakenly violated.”

    “I am deeply disappointed and saddened, and I hoped this would not be how things evolved,” Pinto wrote. “Thanks to all my wonderful 7 News viewers and my supportive and great colleagues at the station.”

    News anchor Alaina Pinto fired for her cameo role as Harley Quinn in Adam Sandler movie Hubie Halloween
  • Nothing says Halloween like a candy chute

    Nothing says Halloween like a candy chute

    The pandemic got you down? Cathy Bambenek’s candy chute may be just what you need in 2020?

    https://wfaa.com/embeds/video/287-f1139730-b08a-4ade-bf5c-bf9cb5360902/iframe

    There are tips being provided by WFAA in Dallas on how to create your own socially distance candy chute

    -Buy PVC pipe which you can find at any hardware store or use a shipping tube if you have one at the home. *make sure the openings are large enough for candy to pass through.

    – Cut the tube to the desired length *if trying to keep 6 feet social distance make sure the tube is longer than 6 feet

    -Angle pipe or tube based on location and specifications of your home

    -Make sure the contraption is safely set so you don’t put trick-or-treaters in harms way

    -Make sure the person dispensing candy sanitizes hands or wear gloves

    -Try to avoid trick-or-treaters from gathering in close proximity around the tube

    THEY NEED TO STAND BACK FROM THE TUBE. AVOID THE TUBE.

    Stay distant from the tube.

  • I had a legit nightmare about Freddy Kreuger last night

    I had a legit nightmare about Freddy Kreuger last night

    In my dream, I can’t tell what was real.. I think I was being filmed in a movie, but when Freddy went to push me against a sharp object, I felt the pain. Then I pretended to be dead until I heard him smash through a window and leave. At this point I called 911 and heard ambulance sirens in the distance coming, when I finally had hope.

    None of this horror would have been happening if it was just a movie, right?

    Incidentally I was watching the ELM STREET marathon on AMC and also fell asleep listening to Richard Syrett take calls from people on Coast to Coast AM about real life encounters with the paranormal..

    So yea.. that could be why, too