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  • Sharknado 2: The best worst movie of all time

    Sharknado 2: The best worst movie of all time

    While some mock it, and others decry the acting skills, I quite loved it. How can it not be loved.. I certainly will not review it, rate it, or recommend it.. unless you’ve got a well established group of friends who, perhaps a wee bit, are under the influence of some sort of legalized liquid mind changer. Otherwise, you’re forced to see the movie for what it is: A tremendous waste of time.

    But that’s why I loved it.
    Time was meant to be wasted, especially on a Sunday night when the other real new programming on is HOARDERS..

    Tara Reid? Oh my.. but making up for her lack of skills to deliver a solid line even in a joke film: Al Roker and Matt Lauer driving sharp objects through CGI sharks. That cannot be missed..

    So watch this at your own peril.. try to make it a group thing. If it’s not.. you’ll wonder why you did what you just did..

  • Foxy Fox: Another day, another F bomb dropped

    Foxy Fox: Another day, another F bomb dropped

    Megan Fox speaks: She enjoys showing off her body in movies.

    She said,

    I don’t feel ashamed or like I can’t be taken seriously while also wearing a tank top. If you don’t take me seriously when I’m wearing a tank top, that’s your f**king problem.

    Another day in which she cusses like a sailor, insulting people who don’t like her.

    Thumbs down again.

  • Foxy Fox: Another day, another F bomb dropped

    Foxy Fox: Another day, another F bomb dropped

    Megan Fox speaks: She enjoys showing off her body in movies.

    She said,

    I don’t feel ashamed or like I can’t be taken seriously while also wearing a tank top. If you don’t take me seriously when I’m wearing a tank top, that’s your f**king problem.

    Another day in which she cusses like a sailor, insulting people who don’t like her.

    Thumbs down again.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Insults

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Insults

    Slick rollout on hold: Megan Fox Tells Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Haters To F**k Off »

    A big thumbs down on the haters from Megan Fox.. the extra-shiny Fox said the colorful language during a press conference today .. the run up to the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES may be getting a bit stressful.. perhaps Michael Bay has been putting on the pressure for Fox to get even skimpier and skinnier.. Not sure ..

    But the truth is this: She hates you if you hate her new movie..

    She said this about the newfound online bashing of the newest TMNT:

    Let me tell you something about those people. How much money didTransformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theater. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can fuck off, and that’s the end of that

    Critics who have already been critical were quick to criticize and critique.. especially thumb raising is how quick Fox was to use some interesting language and express such raw emotions so few days before the well oiled rollout of the movie occurs..

    Fox has been going throughout the world to promote the film.. She’s the star. She’s the face..and the body.

    And now she’s the sailor, cussing on stage and hatin’ on haters.

  • Fox sets out to advertise TMNT to the world

    Fox sets out to advertise TMNT to the world

    Expect to see lots of Megan Fox over the next month. She will be busy advertising the newest installment of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.. She will be most likely be hiding her thumbs, and trying to recover the movie from the terrible decision of releasing a September 11 looking image for the September 11 premiere in Australia..

    The movie is being heralded by some .. COMIC CON has gone wild over Megan Foxmania.. And now a skin-tight dressed Megan Fox is shining like a star in Latin America where she ushered in the premiere of the film there..

    She blew kisses.. she posed for the camera.. she lit up the room..

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. and there’s no doubt the audience group that is being attracted to the movie..

    But for some, this film will be a bust.. a blip on the radar of Ninja Turtles lore..

    And to even some more, Megan’s looking plastic lately.. something oddly surreal about her once very real face..

    But for now she’s soaking up the sun.

    The NINJA TURTLES aren’t.. They are the back story as Megan struts around the globe at premiere after premiere..

    The success or failure of the newest NINJA TURTLES movie doesn’t rely much on them.. instead there’s two thumbs up, or down, that are holding the film..

  • A Ninja Turtles fail

    A Ninja Turtles fail

    The building up the new TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES film has been hotter than a pepper sprout in Texas.. Megan Fox, with her thumbs, has been busy talking to COMIC CON attendees about her role, and Bigfoot.. the posters are everywhere.. the new style Ninja Turtles action figures are everywhere, too..

    The American release of the film is August 8..
    The Australian release is September 11.. which makes the next part of this story even more awkward..

    PARAMOUNT PICTURES AUSTRALIA went and did this: They tweeted an image of a burning skyscraper with the Turtles jumping from it, along with this: “Check out the official poster for #TMNT in cinemas September 11”..

    Yikes!! Stop the presses… Cowabunga ..

    What were they thinking?

    The less than tactful image was in social media circles for quite some time, in Internet time, before people snapped back and stormed the virtual servers where the poster was being replicated.

    Apologies ensued..

    Paramount said in a statement, post feeding frenzy on Twitter:

    We are deeply sorry to have used that artwork for the marketing materials promoting the September 11 opening in Australia. Combining that image and date was a mistake. We intended no offence and have taken immediate action to discontinue its use.

    Oh, and yes: The Tweet got deleted..

    But the poster will live in infamy..

  • The Easter Sunday sidewalk..

    The Easter Sunday sidewalk..

    By now the eggs are dyed and dried.. the bunnies are sleeping.. the candy wrappers are littering the floors. Easter is over, “he has risen” they say.. but risen from where and to what? Did Christ walk the earth? And if so, was he the son of man? Or a legend.. a myth.. a man?  Is Easter is another pagan treat for the retreaters? Nothing rebellious about a religious holiday that took the rhymes of the reason and turned them Christian.. It worked for the rest, why not for the best.
    Horus was first, though.. Jesus just stuck around longer..

    Now that your yolk is easy and your burden is light, sit back and watch the HTML as it flies through the air.
    A night-cap of sorts.. the things that are important now .. They may not be by tomorrow morning.

    Canonization of popes John Paul II, John XXIII to draw millions to Rome
    The Catholic Church could not have timed this one better: Millions of people flock to Rome for the canonization of Pope John Paul II and Pope John XXII .. 

    Another year, another fireball: Russia’s skies lit up again as a massive ball of light soars.. A side note: When I watched this fireball light the sky up on the dash cam video posted from Russia, it reminded me almost exactly of what I saw over my own home base in Pennsylvania a few days back.. Something is falling. Hopefully the pink stars stay up..

    And as we watch the dash cam over Russia picking up the big ball of light, read this: NASA is pretty much saying a city-destroying asteroid NOT hitting earth at this point is simply a case of blind luck.. I constantly wonder if the powers that sorta-be are always trying to prep us for the big one. The ender.. the game changer.. the burst of light through a night sky that will shake us to the core and shake our buildings to the floor…

    America is 5% of the world’s population. But they also take 50% of the world’s pharmaceutical drugs..

    An Easter Sunday gun battle in Ukraine..

    News out of China that you either will not hear or that China will squash coverage of: Chinese crowd gets furious and take on Chinese thugs who have been beating them..  There are some pretty harsh pictures on this site should you wish to see them..


    Bryan Singer has an alibi: He was NOT in Hawaii during the sex orgies, he says..According to what TMZ knows, he has credit cards to prove he was filming X-MEN in Toronto.. But this may be big coming tomorrow: Easter Eggs are going to be flowing as the Bryan Singer accuser, Michael Egan III, will apparently be filing MORE Hollywood sex lawsuits Monday.. Other Hollywood ‘insiders’ will be sued as a statute of limitations date looms Thursday.. The Hollywood sign  may be rocked by scandal..