Tag: pop culture

  • The political wind coming from the cesspool nearby

    The political wind coming from the cesspool nearby

    I am becoming redundant.. I just wrote about the deluge of politics just three days ago. But this newest rant I am about to go on is inspired by a horror movie inspired political ad being used by the governor of my state in his bid for re-election.. A certain part of me thinks that horror icons are sacrosanct, and that they are off limits to people of a political nature..

    Because here is the thing.

    I consider myself well informed on issues of political importance. I even often link up and write little quips and opinions about political situations, news of the day, and act as a bit of a small-website-that-does-not-matter pundit..

    But I am so tired of politics right now..
    I think it’s because, being this time of year, we are inundated with political ads, constant Facebook links, and over-bloated blowhards on TEE VEE telling us why their opinion rates higher than the other overweight blowhard..

    There are a few things I have taken away from life, only 34 years into it.

    First thing: Nothing will ever change. Every election will have the same shape and form.. a different party may escape with the victory, but the same tired party will always win. No new independents.. no new beliefs.. same old, same old. The lesser of two evils becomes the evil when elected, and the new guy always wears a brighter shade of gray.

    Second, we will always complain that ’s election has been the meanest and dirtiest ever. No it has no been.  Maybe the cruelty has shifted and been served up in different mediums, but it is still the same as it ever was..

    Third, we will still vote for the people we say we hate. That’s right.. we will complain until we step into the polling place. When don’t pull levers now, but instead touch screens. And when we do, we will vote for the same people who we have complained about for the previous two to four years. The reason? We like the security of sameness, we fear change, and we especially love the pork and sausage of financial gain that brings home every year. New sports complexes that no one visits, new arenas in towns no one heard of, and bridges to no where. Or somewhere. And we love it.

    There is one more thing we will undoubtedly do after the election. We will say we did not vote for the person who won, because so often the winners immediately become unpopular and go through the same cycle of public criticism..

    I often want to take a break from politics. The heat of the campaign trail is not a dry one, but instead drenched in the filth and sweat of overwhelming lies and innuendo.

    I think all of the ‘news’ sites I follow on Facebook may have to change. I am growing really weary and tired of how they make everything political. Things that should not be.. like the clown thing in France.. or Ebola. Or Halloween costumes. For Christ’s sake, just let us be.. Let people be people. Give us a break from the Republican vs Democrat nonsense. If we all took a poll, a real one, we’d realize how we don’t mostly agree with either one of the two parties’ platforms.

    And we will complain and decry the two party system.
    And we will demand a third party..
    And we will still pick the same party we claim is the lesser of the ‘two evils,’ ignoring the potential endless amount of saints that could actually come out way if we just paid a little attention to the ballot beyond the first two lines.

  • GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

    GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

    ‘Honey Boo Boo’ daughter: I was a molestation victim of the sex offender my mother is allegedly dating »

    A very dark side of reality television is rearing its ugly head..

    The amount of perversion that takes place to the youngest and most innocent of victims is deplorable—those victims are often offered up on the silver platter of fame and fortune. So often those false blessings turn into revolt and misfortune as the money dwindles and the spotlight glare of entertainment reality television is turned off, and the real unscripted reality sets in.

    The most recent of these types of events comes as HONEY BOO BOO’s Momma June is back with a molester..

    TLC dropped teh shoiw.

    Now the oldest daughter says she was a victim.

    All of this after years of ‘skettis’ and comical GIFs online.

    The real story is tragic.
    I always felt the entire cast of the various reality TV shows were tragic in a sense. Used and abused for cheap dollars but high advertising yields by corporations and cons.. The contracts are voluminous. Teen moms and all the like, HONEY BOO BOO as well. They work for cheap.. Much less compared to last century’s nighttime TV stars. These people are ‘real’ after all—or as real as we are permitted to see. There’s still scripts.. cameras.. crews.. and marketing firms. What we see is now what we get.. what we get is not real at all..

    But, as we have seen for about 14 years now, people eat this up. And the constant diet of garbage is happily fed to the masses of asses by the grand schemers .. It’s an easy target audience: Everyone. The product? The worst stuff on earth..

    Now HONEY BOO BOO’s life will change.. the scandal will continue, and undoubtedly the family that ate up fame as much as lard will ask for privacy.

    Too late..

    Their lives will now unfold in the public realm.. while the television production closes.

    The devil’s in the details. Sell your soul? Get the horns..

  • AMERICAN IDIOTS: Keene State and the Great Pumpkin Festival Hell

    AMERICAN IDIOTS: Keene State and the Great Pumpkin Festival Hell

    Multiple ambulances have been were sent to a disturbance Saturday afternoon at the Keene Pumpkin Festival near Keene State College in New Hampshire, officials said. The Keene police and fire departments could not immediately say if people were injured, or provide details of what was happening. »

    It is a town festival, a moment of pride.. last year it set a world’s record .. this year it is the scene of Halloween hell as “extreme partying” takes over..

    Four people danced atop an overturned car in Keene, N.H.

    Scenes like this get me a bit angry..

    What are we, as a society, doing? What type of hell of a future are we creating?

    The kids aren’t alright. And they are quite frankly growing up to become very un-alright adults, people who lack a sense of decency or moral allegiance to a nation with rights for all.

    The world is watching us, America.
    We once shined.
    Now we have dimmed to the point that we cannot even recognize ourselves in the mirror.

    THIS IS HALLOWEEN, 2014, AT KEENE STATE.
    Tricks .. treats.. tear gas under the autumn leaves in a cold October breeze.

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  • LOST GIRL done after 5 seasons

    LOST GIRL done after 5 seasons

    Syfy’s ‘Lost Girl’ Ending After Fifth Season »

    The show will end after its upcoming fifth season—even though ratings in Canada are high and the show has a dedicated following in the United States. Fans flocked to LOST GIRL and it became a sensation with a cult following who spend time reading and writing fan fiction, and Tweeting live during programs.. The HOLLYWOOD REPORTER reports,

    Showcase ordered 16 episodes for season five, to be split into two parts. The first eight episodes will start airing on Showcase on December 7, with the second batch to air in fall 2015. Syfy did not indicate when the fifth season will air on its network.

    My wife is also very upset about this…it was her favorite show for four seasons..  The only thing I could say to console her is that I went through the same thing when Art Bell retired. And retired. And retired. And retired. And retired. Good thing for her fangirl series: There will only be one series finale.

    And come to think of it…

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    Maybe I have a few seasons to catch up on..

  • THE FORGOTTEN SCREAM QUEEN

    THE FORGOTTEN SCREAM QUEEN

    ESCAPIST picks: The Scream Queens: 4 Actresses Who Defined A Horror Genre »

    Marilyn Burns—RIP. I agree.. a legend..

    Jamie Lee Curtis, another agreeable selection by the ESCAPIST.

    Janet Leigh from PSYCHO.. Good pick, didn’t think of that one.

    But the fourth should have been one of the best: Heather Langenkamp from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.. I often think her role as Nancy defined the 1980s comeback kick and set into motion a generation of feminist strength. I am serious about that.. I believe she was an inspiration for a lot of girls.. Her roles in the Freddy films she appeared in should never be forgotten..

     

    Doesn’t get any better than Nancy..

  • THE MARKET VALUE OF HORROR

    THE MARKET VALUE OF HORROR

    How the Market Affects What Horror Makes it to Hollywood »

    Recent torture pornographers such as Eli Roth arguably have aligned themselves with 1970s American horror auteurs not only to legitimize their work but to cash in on their rebel credibility.

    The NEW REPUBLIC article is an interesting way to follow up on my previous essay written earlier this week about horror movies.. I actually made the point that horror movies, in general, are a lot less scary in our current reality—and even more, who wants to look at torture porn films and slasher gore galore when you can turn on the nightly news and see edited versions of beheading videos and then download the real deal yourself should you wish to..?

    The NEW REPUBLIC article follows how the market—and current events—lead to the horror we see in cinema..  Author Yo Zushi writes,

    It wasn’t long before horror directors such as Eli Roth were claiming that their work could trace a direct lineage to the “war on terror”. “I really try to load up the films with ideas,” Roth insisted, citing with pride the university seminars discussing his Hostel series as “a post-9/11 response to Iraq and torture”. The ecstatic violence of that franchise at first attracted the scorn of many reviewers, who dismissed it as “torture porn,” but Roth’s articulate justifications for his on-screen cruelties seem to have won over the academy.

    This strategy of media management isn’t new—Night of the Living Dead’s George Romero said in 1973 that his pioneering zombie film was intended as “a statement about society,” and its semi-documentary style and black hero, murdered by white authorities, served to corroborate his claim. Yet, presenting Romero with a lifetime achievement award in 2009, Quentin Tarantino characterised his movies as consisting of “heart-stopping violence, explosive bloodshed, undead flesh-eaters and dismembered ghouls.” So does the political content really give life to the films, or is it ancillary to the thrills of gore and suspense? And does the meaning that a filmmaker attaches to his lurid tales ultimately matter?

    And more:

    Although it would be a folly to dismiss interpretative readings of the horror genre entirely, I am skeptical of the claims of critics and filmmakers alike that a zombie or torture movie is primarily to be approached as political allegory. That attitude seems to conform to an apologetic attitude to art, in which the work serves, at best, a medicinal function: the Hostel series is valid because it negotiates, even purges, society’s anxieties about Abu Ghraib, and so on. Yet Eli Roth is not Noam Chomsky. And who thinks about Nixon or Vietnam when confronted with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

    I don’t know if the  movies are always set to be political allegory, or if the interpretation comes after to defend the amount of horrific violence that often accompanies torture porn flicks. But I know this, and will defend the notion to the end: Pick any horror movie of any decade and you will get a pretty decent idea of what that time’s people, thought patterns, and headlines were like.

    I have a few friends that disavow all things horror—people who avoid the genre at all costs. I myself avoid the torture porn flicks simply because I’d rather a deeper scare than one which simply attacks my sense of decency.  But I believe that horror films are from the rough end of town, and they are emblematic of the life and times we are from..

    Oh, and wrestling does, too.

     

  • Mess with the Boa, get the bite

    Mess with the Boa, get the bite

    Eventually fate catches up with someone.

    NICKI MINAJ gave us lots of classic hits that will never be played 10 years from now.. her latest achievement is ANACONDA.

    During a rehearsal for the MTV music awards, one of her dancers got a Boa Constrictor BITE.. imagine the scene, as reported:

    The dancer’s fellow performers looked on in fright as the giant snake slithered to the woman and bit her. Boa constrictors don’t strike unless they feel threatened, so many believe that the woman had unintentionally startled the animal.

    I wonder if Nicki’s fake voice screamed in shock!? I wonder if they broke out into a musical interlude while they waited for the medics to arrive..

    I wonder if someone thought to themselves: If only this would have happened live, it would have far surpassed the 2013 Miley Cyrus gyration on stage.

    Not that Nicki would ever put a valued dancer in danger……
    No animals were hurt in the rehearsal of this program. But a dancer was.

  • TIME MAGAZINE Robin Williams Cover

    TIME MAGAZINE Robin Williams Cover

    This week’s magazine honors Robin Williams with an RIP cover..

    I think there are certain moments, like this, when print is still king. People will buy this issue because of the keepsake nature of its existence.. A digital copy isn’t as good as holding history in your hands..

    I still subscribe to TIME and also THE WEEK magazine. And I am grateful I do when big things happen.. this is one issue I’ll keep.

     

  • Robin Williams and the FAMILY GUY

    Robin Williams and the FAMILY GUY

    By now you’ve most likely been sent a link to a video on YOUTUBE saying that the FAMILY GUY had a predictive programming episode and that the Illuminati killed Robin Williams. It’s outlandish, and absurd..But it’s still somewhat creepy to see how the story got its wings.

    The BBC was airing a repeat episode of the FAMILY GUY, presumably around the same time on the planet that Robin Williams was cutting his wrists and placing a leather belt around his neck to kill himself..

    The FAMILY GUY episode was 22 from season 10.. The story: Peter is outraged by a roast of Robin Williams on TV he thinks is too mean.. He eventually goes into a coma, and wakes up with the power to turn anyone he touches into Robin Williams. Then he gets angry at the number of Robin Williamses in the world so he attempts to kill himself by jumping off a cliff, but landing on Mrs. Doubtfire. He then cuts his hands off..

    Now think of this: While people were undoubtedly laughing at the BBC airing of the episode, directly after it was over, the BBC cut in and said that the real Robin Williams, in real life on the real planet, killed himself..

    The BBC was suddenly put into an awkward position and a spokesman had to conclude it was an uncanny coincidence that the show aired right before real news broke..

    But it’s certainly not the first time the FAMILY GUY seemed to be ahead of the curve.. Another strange moment of pop culture took place when the TURBAN COMBOY episode of the FAMILY GUY was a little too close for comfort to reality when the Boston Marathon bombing occurred in 2013..FOX pulled the show..

    And now, this new incident of FAMILY GUY weirdness took place..

    But certainly not predictive programming.. and certainly not Illuminati killings..

    Robin Williams killed himself. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction–and sadder than a dark comedy.

  • Sex comes back to haunt Megan Fox

    Sex comes back to haunt Megan Fox

    The roll out of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES is just about set for a momentous culmination.. the movie’s release will come after months —and many hardcore weeks—of Megan Fox headlines. She has cussed out haters, she said she’s sexy, and she dressed in attire that nearly didn’t cover the most sensual places on her body..

    But perhaps regret is starting to creep in. Film companies has used her body and her beauty—not her thumbs—for about a decade. Her roles have focused on the beauty and not the brains.. and isn’t that really a shame.

    USA TODAY reports this about her real attitude:

    Just, please, please, don’t call her a bombshell in front of her kids. Fox, who plays intrepid reporterApril O’Neil in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtlesreboot opening Friday, cringes visibly when she thinks about her two toddlers, Noah, almost 2, and Bodhi, 5 months, one day being confronted with images of their mother all sexed up.

    “I wanted to be a superhero for my children. They can’t really see Transformers, because it’s too sexualized for them to deal with their mother. That’s their mother bent over the car. We don’t need to go there — maybe ever,” says Fox, 28, referring to her breakout performance in Michael Bay’s 2007 cinematic explosion.

    Michael Bay’s use of Megan’s body in promos ..It has been apparent that TMNT spots are featuring her on purpose in order to attract a potential gender and age group.. And her outfits to the premieres? My oh my.. Little left to an imagination..

    Even more sex related news concerning Megan Fox: Apparently, Brian Austin Greene is not having sex with Megan.. We know that because of gossip rags and E!ONLINE reporting it..

    It’s bizarre to me—and always has been—to know the secret and sultry sex lives of Hollywood stars. People in grocery store lines have always eaten it up as much as the pastries surely in their grocery carts.. And now with the internet’s cheapening of gossip, now it’s even worse. The paparazzi would love to snap Fox and others in any position they could..
    But Megan has kids.
    And her body has been used for years..
    Up and until now..

    Regret perhaps? The uncomfortable fact that eventually her children will see films in which she’s bent overtop of a car with her scantily clad breasts hanging out? You can’t cover kids’ eyes forever.

    But it will be ‘mom’ .. and no one wants to look at ‘mom’ ..

    But Megan’s not just any mom.

     

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