Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion and karate school teacher who jumped fist- and feetfirst into stardom with 1980s action movies like Missing in Action and the long-running CBS drama Walker, Texas Ranger, has died. He was 86.
Norris died suddenly Thursday in Hawaii after being hospitalized, his family announced in a statement.
“He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives,” they said
Here’s some good Chuck Norris jokes ..
- Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups.
He pushes the Earth down.
2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
3. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
4. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on.
He turns the dark off.
5. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
6. There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
He waits.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people.
Then it exploded.
