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  • Chuck Norris, may he rest in peace

    Chuck Norris, may he rest in peace

    Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion and karate school teacher who jumped fist- and feetfirst into stardom with 1980s action movies like Missing in Action and the long-running CBS drama Walker, Texas Ranger, has died. He was 86.

    Norris died suddenly Thursday in Hawaii after being hospitalized, his family announced in a statement.

    “He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives,” they said

    Here’s some good Chuck Norris jokes ..

    1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups.
      He pushes the Earth down.
      2. Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
      3. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
      4. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on.
      He turns the dark off.
      5. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
      6. There is no theory of evolution.
      Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
      7. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep.
      He waits.
      8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
      9. The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
      10. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people.
      Then it exploded.