Author: The Horror Report

  • BEST PERFORMANCE OF 2017

    BEST PERFORMANCE OF 2017


    Lady Gaga at the Superbowl was far better than the game. 

    Far better than the ADS. And one of the greatest live performances that ever aired.
  • THE BEST WHOOPS MOMENT OF 2017

    THE BEST WHOOPS MOMENT OF 2017

    This may be the best video of the entire year.. a serious interview on the BBC interrupted by a family and frantic mom herding the children off of live TV. We need to laugh more. This video helps.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4f9AYRCZY]
  • Spiciest of 2017

    Spiciest of 2017

    SNL has been praised for its newfound burst of anti-Trump humor. 
    But Alec Baldwin playing the president has gotten a bit old.
    What never gets old however is Melissa McCartney employing a high degree of comedy as she played Sean Spicer, Spicey, on SNL. 
    Of course his stint with Trump lasted only months. We have only memories of the Saturday Night LIVE version that almost, in a sense, made America like Spicey.
  • 2017 year in review: Worst uniform of the year

    2017 year in review: Worst uniform of the year

    Customers wondering if they got their idea from the FIRST ORDER from STAR WARS..
  • The biggest story of 2017 that no one wanted to talk about

    The biggest story of 2017 that no one wanted to talk about


    In the wake of Michael’s death, his mother, Sherri Kent from Calgary, has taken to Facebook, where she posted photos of her son in the hospital in an effort to show the side effects of opioid use and how it ended her son’s life

    BELOW THE FOLD: THE BIGGEST STORY THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT


    Heroin and meth use across small towns in America have destroyed main street, families, lives, and the future.
    Businesses are closed. Whether it’s because of NAFTA or just economics in general, there are few places for people to work. Few places to play. Malls and stores are gone. Chain restaurants exist but nothing of family value.
    And with this vapid and rapid existence of healthy lifestyle, another thing took its place: Drug use.
    Not just recreational> Life altering, life ending.
    Heroin and other opioids are silently whispered about. People who condemned the druggies only a few years ago are now burying their once healthy children because they couldn’t just ‘kick the habit.’
    We are in a crisis of epidemic proportions. But we’d rather not mention it. It makes us feel uncomfortable as a society.
    Instead we’ll keep burying the young. That’s easier than actually finding a solution, apparently.
  • GREATEST AMERICAN ECLIPSE OF 2017

    GREATEST AMERICAN ECLIPSE OF 2017

    GREATEST ECLIPSE OF THE YEAR
    The GREAT American eclipse on August 21, 2017. It made history as it darkened the United States slowly that hot August day. Those who experience totality were amazed and dazzled.. like being placed in a distant world of high strangeness. Those who experienced only a certain percentage were just as impressed, as hot sidewalks became cool, and an odd aura of dimness prevailed across the land.
    The next big moment comes in 2024. And after that it’s just about done for a while.
    But this year?
    This year was historic and amazing.

  • The horror entertainment of the year

    The horror entertainment of the year

    I don’t have to recreate the list others have already done.. the top movies of this year undoubtedly contain the films IT and GET OUT. While GERALD’S GAME is also considered a great flick, I didn’t much care for it..

    Concerning IT, the movie’s magic works because of how similar it is to STRANGER THINGS.. Pennywise is the horrid clown in a town full of uncompassionate and scared people. Children going missing, bullies reigning their terror on adults and kids alike.. It would seem that Derry is the worst place to live..
    But…could it be worse than the small hamlet in GET OUT? Where a weekend getaway exposes hatred and is a truly amazing portrayal of modern racism? 
    Or the town from STRANGER THINGS. Where not much happens. Except for an underworld creature of the upside down snatching children, and BARB..? 
    All of these places seemingly are the worst places for people to inhabit.. But viewers can be delighted by watching in the comfort of their own beds or couches, or cozy modern movie theaters..
    The top five of the year, movies/Netflix combo, in order of goodness:
    1: STRANGER THING 2
    2: GET OUT
    3: MINDHUNTER
    4: IT
    5: JUMANJI
    Yes, you saw that last number correct.
    Jumanji.   Future president the Rock had some lackluster acting.. the cast ensemble, however, proved amazing. The late 2017 movie was a homage to the past, nostalgia, but yet recreated Jumanji in a new light.. it was potentially one of the better movies I have ever seen. I mean that. 
  • WEIRDEST MELANIA OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

    WEIRDEST MELANIA OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

    BEST MELANIA OF THE YEAR


    The first lady had just as weird a set of months as her husband, the dear leader.

    Whether it was denying that she had a stand-in body double or awkwardly standing watching Christmas dancers with a pale sad face, it was a whirlwind in 2017 for the First Lady.
  • WEIRDEST TRUMP OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

    WEIRDEST TRUMP OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW


    There were so many! Like this image from Halloween, where President Trump welcomed various children into the Oval Office. He noted that the Asian girl near him was present, and told he was going to China for a trip.. And then he began to tell the children not to be like their parents, their parents being members of the ‘fake media.’ He took his passive aggressive anger out on the adults in the room snapping photos by telling their kids that they should not be proud of the parental professions of their guardians..

    Another bizarre moment occurred soon after Trump was sworn into office. In May, when CBS’ John Dickerson interviewed him and asked about controversial topics, Trump immediately stopped the interview and walked back to his desk Resolute. He sad down. And picked up what appeared to be a blank paper.. the silence was overwhelming and awkward.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFh5F8jUsoY]

    Another fun time came during the Great American eclipse on August 21 (more on that later) .. thought warnings persisted for weeks prior, the President seemed to defy logic and safety as he looked directly at the sun without protective glasses for several seconds.

    And while we can go on forever, we’ll sum up the final moment only with the video of what appears to be Donald Trump’s teeth dislodging as he told the world that Jerusalem was now the capital of Israel.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5w4y6GW4U8]

  • YEAR IN REVIEW: THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2017

    YEAR IN REVIEW: THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2017

    THE BIGGEST STORY OF 2017

    It was without a doubt the story that fed people a certain sense of tabloid, scandal.. revelation. This was the year of the great Celebrity Apocalypse! 
    The great unveiling! All of the sex scandals from politicians to media figures.. and even Harry Knowles from AINT IT COOL NEWS. Nothing this year seemed to surprise. 
    Whether it was Matt Lauer purchasing sex toys or having a button under his desk to lock women in his office, or a Kentucky legislator Dan Johnson shooting himself in the head after being stunned by information he was under scrutiny of media due to sexual molestation. This was the year where #MeToo hashtags led to women (And men) revealing secrets became the TIME persons of the year.. Where conspiracy theories about Hollywood’s culture of child molestation became factual. Corey Feldman suddenly redeemed by revelations of truth from Tinseltown. And George Bush Senior became known as David Cop-a-feel. His own nickname stuck after various women spoke of his rear grabbing habits.
    Al Franken was brought town. Roy Moore was shown the door…
    So any names. So many stories. So many victims.
    The eyes of the world are now watching.
    And though Bill Cosby’s trial did not end with successful prosecution, what mattered this year is the public eye’s verdicts. And by 2017’s end, as soon as a tidbit of information was dropped, our culture decried and asked for termination without redemption.
    In an age where all scandals are true, the subject of activity is guilty until innocent..