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  • KRAMPUS: THE REAL REAL THING?

    KRAMPUS: THE REAL REAL THING?

    Today isn’t just St. Nicholas Day, it’s also Krampus Day. And while most people grew up with the warm and fuzzy version of the season, the Alpine regions of Europe made sure kids understood that December wasn’t just cookies and love. There was always a dark and frightening shadow walking beside the saint.

    Ole Kramps has long been one of our favorites..


    The figure of Krampus goes back centuries.. older, in many ways, than St. Nicholas himself.

    While St. Nicholas became part of Christian tradition around the 3rd–4th century, Krampus’ roots run deeper into old pagan winter folklore. These Alpine communities lived through long, brutal winters with darkness stretching hours longer than daylight. They told stories of horned, goat-like creatures roaming the solstice nights.. Imagine living in this darkness …Krampus became sort of a living symbol of winter’s terror.


    When Christianity took hold, instead of eliminating those beliefs, it absorbed them. The gentle bishop St. Nicholas became the rewarder of good children, and Krampus became the punisher of the bad ones. A yin and yang. A cosmic seasonal checks-and-balances system.

    Some historians even argue the Krampus figure predates St. Nicholas entirely and that he comes from a time when people feared the dark more than anything and needed a creature to explain the shadows that stretched across snow-covered villages. In other words, Krampus wasn’t invented to balance St. Nicholas… St. Nicholas was assigned to balance him.


    Growing up in Catholic school, I always loved this day. I thought the old tradition was fun, and honestly, a little weird in the best way. December 5th was when we’d leave our shoes in a hallway, wondering whether St. Nicholas left candy… or if we’d get coal. Bells would ring. Of course we didn’t realize it was school staff. But we got candy. Phew. Crisis averted another year..

    Never once did a nun warn us about Krampus dragging us away in a basket, but knowing the folklore now, I appreciate just how bizarre and brilliant these old traditions really were. Kids today think Elf on the Shelf is stressful. Imagine a horned goat-man showing up if you talk back to your parents.

    Coke vs. Pepsi… but Make It Krampus

    And here’s the fun part: if Santa Claus became the wholesome mascot for Coca-Cola, then Krampus absolutely deserves his own Pepsi campaign.
    Just imagine it: “Pepsi Krampus: The Choice of a New Generation… of Naughty Kids.”


    He’s on a billboard, horns shining, holding a Pepsi can. He’s not leaving the North Pole; he’s leaving bite marks in your gingerbread men. Santa gets the cookies.. Krampus gets the coal-powered energy drink. Fair is fair after all..

    We need that balance.. 🙂



    People think Halloween is where the spooky season ends.

    No. Halloween is merely the kickoff. Ancient folks believed the veil thinned as winter approached, not just on October 31st. November and December were long, dark, terrifying months with barely any light and no modern comforts. Every shadow in the corner of a one-room cabin was a threat. Every gust of wind sounded like something just outside the door.

    Krampus isn’t out of place this time of year, he’s exactly what these months used to feel like.

    And then comes December 25th it is the “rebirth of the sun.” Or son. The literal lengthening of the days. The symbolic birth of hope in both pagan and Christian traditions. Two belief systems pointing toward the same reality: The darkness finally stops winning.

    Krampus ends his reign, St. Nicholas reigns supreme, Jesus is born, and the sun finally begins its slow return.

  • Remember to keep the Krampus in Christmas

    Remember to keep the Krampus in Christmas

    Today take some time to celebrate the dark counterpart to St. Nicholas.

    The one and only Krampus, the legendary horned figure of ancient lore..

    .. here is your public service announcement:

    Krampus eminds us to stay on our best behavior as he roams tonight… santa knows if you’ve been bad and good .. as does the Anti Claus.

    So maybe it’s too late for redemption anyway.. happy Krampusnacht!

    And to all a safe night ..

  • Tracking the yule log: Should Krampus visit you this year?

    Tracking the yule log: Should Krampus visit you this year?

    Tales of a demon. Nothing that like.. right?

    The stories of a Christmas villain who punishes bad children and drags them to hell–a real holiday spirited fable–are worth mentioning each year

    Krampus is someone who accompanies St. Nick on his quest around the world to give gifts to kids.

    In more ancient lore, we see him in pre-Christian times .. Austria. France. Italy. Slovenia. He may have originated during Pagan times from a horned deity. Either way, as times beats on, he becomes more popular each year.

    In 2023, people are gathering around the world to celebrate–if that is the right word–Krampus.

    So let’s get to the basics. Who is the lovable Christmas demon?

    Krampus was created as a counterpart to kindly St. Nicholas, who rewarded children with sweets. Krampus, in contrast, would swat “wicked” children and take them away to his lair.

    According to folklore, Krampus purportedly shows up in towns the night before December 6, known as Krampusnacht, or Krampus Night. December 6 also happens to be Nikolaustag, or St. Nicholas Day, when German children look outside their door to see if the shoe or boot they’d left out the night before contains either presents (a reward for good behavior) or a rod (bad behavior).

    A more modern take on the tradition in Austria, Germany, Hungary, Slovenia, and the Czech Republic involves drunken men dressed as devils, who take over the streets for a Krampuslauf—a Krampus Run of sorts, when people are chased through the streets by the “devils.”

    So being dragged off to hell by a goat monster is what we deserve?

    What if–if–Krampus was exactly what we deserve this holiday season?

    There are times when we all need to take a long hard look in a mirror. With those Christmas lights in the background.. with the shadows of our reality in the foreground.

    What may give us fright, if really were honest in our self-assessment, is that we may really deserve to be on the naughty list. We could possibly even be needing a sinister and disturbing visit from Krampus this holiday season.

    War.. pestilence. Pollution. Vanity. Selfishness.. cruelty. Bullying..

    Are we guilty?

    Do we deserve the sharp fangs and the whipping of bird branches from his sack, maybe even being drug into the underworld?

    What about you?

    Sure, he drags kids into the darkest pits of hell, but adults should not be immune to the punishments from Krampus should they be warranted..

    Krampus is set to visit on the 5th of December.

    You may be fine. If 2023 was not your best, perhaps your visitor that night will be less than fun.

    Good luck. Hope you were good.

  • Your Krampus Weekend Crash Course

    Your Krampus Weekend Crash Course

    Here is your Krampus weekend crash course.. for those who still don’t know.. (And no, not the movie, but the real lure)

    

    Krampusnacht. The Feast of St. Nicholas is celebrated in parts of Europe on 6 December.

    On the preceding evening of 5 December, Krampus Night or Krampusnacht, the wicked hairy devil appears on the streets. Sometimes accompanying St. Nicholas and sometimes on his own, Krampus visits homes and businesses.

    The paranormal should be kept in the season!!

    St. Nick is the patron saint of kids. Krampus is a force children don’t want to deal with.. with whips and punishments!

    The history of Krampus dates back much further than just modern Christianity and movie theater scripts.

    The notion of a Christmas demon has been around for some time.
    And the parables of Christmas showcase how this time of year is a dark and bleak moment before the rebirth and rise of the sun, the solstice where the days begin to lengthen again.. When the ‘son’ is born.

    Some believe Krampus is a pagan character who eventually transformed into the modern Christian version of the devil himself. Pagans today celebrate Krampus with runs, modern festivals, and homages to the night air as it descends over the land.

    Krampus has been the subject of widespread European attention for centuries. Over the past few years he has regained some official authority as the pagan beast of the holiday season because of his reemergence in pop culture and movies that are named after him.

    In some European lure, St. Nicholas and Krampus travel together, judging children as they meet them.

    So today.. as Krampus looms after nightfall, lock up your house tight and hope you’ll hear the bells of St. Nick instead of the chains of the one..the only…Krampus.

  • The war on Krampus in Leavenworth Washington

    The war on Krampus in Leavenworth Washington

    IN LEAVENWORTH, CHRISTMAS SKIRMISH BREAKS OUT OVER REBRANDING AND KRAMPUS DRINK CRAWL →

    The real war on Christmas is the war on Krampus!?

    Here is what we know..  A Facebook posting by a Leavenworth restaurant co-owner has escalated into two religion-advocacy groups warning of the “erasure of Christmas customs” and the bringing of “demonic influences” into the tourist town’s annual holiday festivities..

    Costumed members of Krampus Seattle tour Leavenworth on Dec. 4. The Family Policy Institute of Washington took umbrage at the Krampus appearance, calling them “demonic horned half-goat cosplayers.” (Courtesy of Krampus Seattle)

    MORE from the iconic town..

    Charge No. 1: The Leavenworth Chamber of Commerce took the word “Christmas” out of the name for its famous holiday festival. The “Christmas Lighting Festival” was rebranded “Village of Lights,” the term commonly used on travel sites and news stories about the event, although the chamber had its official name as “Village of Lights: Christmastown.”

    Charge No. 2: On Dec. 4, on opening weekend of monthlong Christmas festivities, the town welcomed members of Krampus Seattle. They danced and paraded in their hairy, horned costumes inspired by the mythical Bavarian creature that’s half-demon, half-goat and that punishes those who misbehave at Christmas. The local chamber of commerce even promoted a “Krampus Drink Crawl.”

    According to the Lynnwood-based Family Policy Institute of Washington, headed by Mark Miloscia, conservative former state senator from Federal Way: “At an event that is supposed [to] honor the birth of Jesus Christ, town officials have chosen to include demonic influences … These attacks on Christianity are becoming the norm throughout the country.”

    MORE…

    “What is the unbelievable to me is that Christmas Town USA has decided to replace a family friendly ‘Christmas Lighting’ to celebrate the ‘Village of Lights.’ And this week the Chamber had the audacity/naivety/stupidity to kick off this non-holiday by inviting Krampus Seattle, a group of demonic horned half-goat cosplayers to give speeches at our pavilion and pub crawl throughout the downtown terrifying our children.”

    The Seattle TIMES has the full rest of the story…

  • Old newspapers predictions were wrong on Krampus ‘going out of style’

    Old newspapers predictions were wrong on Krampus ‘going out of style’

    We took some time to look back in history as to how often newspapers of America and the world talked about Krampus during Christmas..

    It was a mixture of mentions, especially tied to St. Nicholas day, and also American reporting on the Austrian tradition.

    A few opinion based snippets talked about how harmful Krampus was to the mind of a child and how fear should be left out of the season..

    In 1935, an AP news report circulated in various city news rags.. this cutout comes from the Pittsburgh POST-GAZETT on December 25, 1935: The devilish Santa was losing is popularity, fake news of the day reported..

    The days of the unpleasant Santa were numbered, the Associated Press reported in 1935–children were so scared they would tremble for days. Authorities condemned him. And his pagan tradition had no place in the season of goodwill, the AP concluded.

    Fast forward to today: Krampus has never been more popular..

  • Happy #Krampusnacht: Keeping the Krampus in Christmas

    Happy #Krampusnacht: Keeping the Krampus in Christmas

    Krampusnacht. The Feast of St. Nicholas is celebrated in parts of Europe on 6 December.

    Some think Halloween is the most paranormal time of the year!!! Tradition tells us, it just begins on Samhain with the ultimate culmination at Christmas..

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    On the preceding evening of 5 December, Krampus Night or Krampusnacht, the wicked hairy devil appears on the streets. Sometimes accompanying St. Nicholas and sometimes on his own, Krampus visits homes and businesses.

    The paranormal should be kept in the season!!

    Beginning around Halloween, the most paranormal time of year evokes memories from ancient times, pagan festivals, and as we know today, Krampusnacht.

    St. Nick is the patron saint of kids. Krampus is a force children don’t want to deal with.. with whips and punishments!

    The history of Krampus dates back much further than just modern Christianity and movie theater scripts.

    The notion of a Christmas demon has been around for some time.
    And the parables of Christmas showcase how this time of year is a dark and bleak moment before the rebirth and rise of the sun, the solstice where the days begin to lengthen again.. When the ‘son’ is born.

    Some believe Krampus is a pagan character who eventually transformed into the modern Christian version of the devil himself. Pagans today celebrate Krampus with runs, modern festivals, and homages to the night air as it descends over the land.

    Krampus has been the subject of widespread European attention for centuries. Over the past few years he has regained some official authority as the pagan beast of the holiday season because of his reemergence in pop culture and movies that are named after him.

    In some European lure, St. Nicholas and Krampus travel together, judging children as they meet them.

    Even when I was a child in Holy Spirit School in Mt. Carmel, we celebrated St. Nicholas day with style: Kids would put their shoes in the hallway until they heard bells, knowing that St. Nick stopped by and gave candy. IF there was coal? ….a whole other story.

    So today.. as Krampus looms after nightfall, lock up your house tight and hope you’ll hear the bells of St. Nick instead of the chains of the one..the only…Krampus.

  • The Krampus Carol by Anthony Bourdain

    The Krampus Carol by Anthony Bourdain

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1JYvV178E]

    The HORROR REPORT has always loved Krampus. But not enough to wish to see him instead of Santa..

    In this quick holiday story, written by Anthony Bourdain before his untimely death earlier this year, North America is given a brief, dark, humorous peek into the mythos surrounding Krampus, a goat-demon who comes during the Christmas holidays to punish children who misbehaved over the last year. A good pal of Santa Claus, Krampus, and the dread he has instilled in rotten kids for generations, most likely pre-dates Christianity.

    This short story is to the point on the Krampus story, more so than American adaptations.. 
    From my 7-year-old who watched: “Great, thanks for the nightmares Dad.”
  • A Female Krampus Horror Movie is Coming This Holiday Season

    A Female Krampus Horror Movie is Coming This Holiday Season

    A Female Krampus Horror Movie is Coming This Holiday Season:

    Set for Blu-ray release in November is Mother Krampus, directed by James Klass. The film is actually based on the legend of an entirely different Christmas demon, that of Frau Perchta, a witch that comes to take children on each of the 12 days of Christmas.

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  • The ‘spirit’ of Christmas: Stop listening to adults. Santa, and Krampus, are real

    The ‘spirit’ of Christmas: Stop listening to adults. Santa, and Krampus, are real

    It’s amazing to consider just how paranormal and creepy a time Christmas actually is! Even a song features the words ‘scary ghost stories and tales of the glory of Chrsitmases long long ago’!
    Let me first begin this way. On Christmas, ever since childhood, I felt magic. I felt like a thing veil between here and somewhere else was lifted. As I matured into adulthood, that same feeling persisted each December 24. Something strange and magical seemingly is felt in the air that night.. 

    Chrsitmases of long long ago aren’t the same as they are now. The peaceful imagery of Santa Claus is relatively new. The older image of Krampus has had some staying power over the centuries.. banned for some time, a resurgence has just occcured for the devilish beast. 


    Some even say, long ago, that Santa traveled with Krampus. Kids who were good got gifts.. those bad? The wrath of Krampus..

    It wasn’t just Krampus, either, that hit on Christmas..

    Here is some good information about ther breasts from a website that wraps things up pretty good in a bow of knowledge: 

    What is even more terrifying is that Krampus is hardly alone in his duties to punish the wicked come Christmas time. There is the legend of Frau Perchta, another Germanic wild spirit that appears during the holidays to punish bad boys and girls during the Twelve Days of Christmas by tearing out their insides and replacing them with garbage. Then comes the Icelandic Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat. This cat is supposed to come and get naughty boys and girls who did not finish all their chores by the coming of Yule. Those who finish their chores are gifted with new clothes while those that do not, are given nothing and the Yule Cat will come in the night, scratching at the door and coming up from under the icy floors to eat those who received nothing for being lazy. From France comes Hans Trapp, a man who was said to actually exist at one point in history. Trapp was a horrid human being, a crazy Satan worshipper who butchered and killed children until he was struck by lightning and is now forced forever to visit children on Christmas, dressed as a scarecrow to remind them to be good…or else (Mental Floss, 2015)

    …and did you know? Caroling in Romania has was used to perform sex prevention? >Some feared in those times that conceiving on Christmas would lead you to having a beast baby. So ….singers would interrupt the Romanian houses for rocking without even knocking..


    These are the amazing truths of Christmas.. 

    I shared this story before, but I will agai for good measure. When I was younger in Catholic grade school, some funny Russian nuns who were in charge of the place had a yearly ritual. Along with religious singing and ceremony, the kids also aligned the shoes in hallways .. we were ushered back into our classrooms and we heard a bell ring. Of course it was just Tarzan the janitor, but what we didn’t know didn’t hurt us.  The bell signified that Santa stopped by .. if our shoes had candy? It was good. If not? ….Krampus time. He was not named. But the tradition goes back to one from Eastern Europe where, if you got something other than candy, your soul was about to be sucked out by the demonic Christmas figure. Good luck.

    There are dark times at Christmas.. our modern life has turned it into a celebration of light.. but the light only comes after the darkness. I think Halloween begins the darkness.. and it is a continuation of bleak and bland until December 25, or so around that date, when the sun’s angle begins to change and the ‘light of the world’ takes on a new meaning.

    Just about everything we do has pagan roots in some respect.. 


    # # #

    This year, when I read the news accounts recently of the boy. who died in Santa’s arms, I grew very emotional. It was immensely sad to hear the man who played Santa his entire adult life describe having a child, filled with joy and love, pass away in his arms.

    To that boy, Santa was real.. Santa came to him before death and gave him a reason to have lived.. and a purpose in dying. The story still makes me very emotional..

    But it also confirms something I have long believed personally. Santa Claus IS REAL. 

    There are tons of reasons I would argue for the reality of Santa.. (And Krampus while I am at it) .. but one of the best reasons to think and consider the reality of the two historical figures: Alternative universes. If a multi-verse that endlessly exists, that just about any reality may be possible.  The timeline we are on gives us a Trump presidency and war torn world. But another may fully be inhabited by Santa and elves, Krampus and devils.. Yes indeed.. in a certain sense, just about every possibility could exist. So Santa equally could be very real. And if timelines can bleed into ours, then why isn’t it at least possible to think that Santa’s sleigh could ride over our houses …

    So … when my son, now 5, stops believing in Santa, I will be the only one in the household who STILL believes.  I do so to keep the magic of Christmas alive.. and because, as explained above, I think there is a very good chance that the fabric of time and space gets thin around this time of year, from Hallow’s Eve to the Yule Log tidings, so …why not. Why not believe ?


    The comfort that the birth of Christ brought the world saved it from darkness. The light from that historical event — if it occurred — is believed to have happened around the world. 

    There is magic in this season. Those who could scoff at my Santa belief don’t look at their own with any critical zeal. Only others..

    So … why not all of them!

    # # # 

    To the boy who died in Sata’s arms, there is no doubt .. Santa Claus was real for that entire boy’s life…until his untimely and sad death. 

    Bring the magic into the season again.. in honor of the nameless and faceless children across this planet who need that miracle.. who need that love.. who need that magic.  Do good deeds that go unnoticed. And do them because this is the season to do them. Make someone’s wishes come true.. bring light into someone’s darkness. Use your words for love instead of hate. And look up to the moon on Christmas Eve and watch for Sata’s weigh…. if you hear the clanging f bells, prepare for your visit with Krampus. It could get messy.

    I believe.

    If you wonder why Christmas doesn’t feel the same as it did when you were younger, it is because you got lost in reality. You lost the magic.. and you lost your life to the mundane nature of things. You can change it. 

    And should, before it’s too late.