The internet is good for a few things: Cat GIFs and memes top the list as of late.. people from around the planet were quick to create a comedic goldmine of Kim Kardashian rear end jokes.. Now comes along the newest villain from the next in the STAR WARS franchise, and already creative minds have … Read moreSTAR WARS: THE MEMES AWAKEN
$40 MIL? OR $30.. There are high hopes for horror.. the winds of fear are bringing in October tonight as the movie ANNABELLE finally gets its long awaited premiere.. Those I have spoken to tonight say theaters are crowded and people are screaming. Some are laughing.. others are decrying how ‘bad’ the movie was. All … Read moreFRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS OUT: HIGH HOPES FOR HORROR FLICK ‘ANNABELLE’ AS MOVIE OPENS
A friend of mine posted photographs of herself with blood dripping from her mouth and her limbs hanging off.. it’s not every day you see such things. After an inquisitive message was sent asking where she was able to masquerade in broad daylight as a brain eating zombie, I found out she was an extra in … Read moreThe dawn of a new dead
The world seems to be surrounded by the scourge of death and the blanket of blood. And some people absolutely love it that way, so as long as the gorefest is confined to the big or small screen. That’s why a flurry of excitement has taken place online after the ABCs OF DEATH 2 trailer … Read moreThe real ABCs of DEATH: Be happy they aren’t at your door step
How the Market Affects What Horror Makes it to Hollywood » Recent torture pornographers such as Eli Roth arguably have aligned themselves with 1970s American horror auteurs not only to legitimize their work but to cash in on their rebel credibility. The NEW REPUBLIC article is an interesting way to follow up on my previous essay … Read moreTHE MARKET VALUE OF HORROR
While media reports indicated that Robin Williams was near bankruptcy, another report surfaced today in the UK TELEGRAPH.. According to reporter Jose Ensor in an exclusive to the publication, a friend of Robin Williams, name not revealed, said that the now deceased star resented having to do another MRS DOUBTFIRE film..and even more, he was … Read more‘MRS DOUBTFIRE’ BEING BLAMED
Michael Bay is undoubtedly driving his former arch enemy Megan Fox to the bank this weekend.. TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES captured a bigger audience than expected for its North American release.. The NINJAS are expected to rake in $64 mil in box office numbers this weekend. It will finish as the number one film in … Read moreTURTLES overperforms at box office
Let me begin this somewhat review of a film this way: IF you don’t have a large group of people to watch this movie, consider getting one.. Maybe you don’t have friends, so find some family. If you don’t have that, join a club.. maybe a bridge club.. or a golf team, or a bowling … Read moreGet your toilet paper ready: The best horror comedy you probably will refuse to see
While some mock it, and others decry the acting skills, I quite loved it. How can it not be loved.. I certainly will not review it, rate it, or recommend it.. unless you’ve got a well established group of friends who, perhaps a wee bit, are under the influence of some sort of legalized liquid … Read moreSharknado 2: The best worst movie of all time
Megan Fox speaks: She enjoys showing off her body in movies. She said, I don’t feel ashamed or like I can’t be taken seriously while also wearing a tank top. If you don’t take me seriously when I’m wearing a tank top, that’s your f**king problem. Another day in which she cusses like a sailor, insulting … Read moreFoxy Fox: Another day, another F bomb dropped