Twas a week before the day after Christmas, and all through the house, not a gift was purchased.. and none for the spouse.
Today is the day. I have off from my work life, and my personal life seems a little more stable. Time to hit the malls.
Cannot say I am abundant overjoyed.. Instead I’m anxious and cautious.
Could be worse.
The HORROR REPORT dog Mutley is being ‘fixed’ today. I took Bob Barker’s advice.

Onto the news..

If you’re planning on having fish for Christmas, maybe you should get some from FUKUSHIMA! CBS 60 MINUTES may tell you it’s your best option.. Here’s a leaked emails that could be fun to read..

Bad Santa: Target says 40 million card accounts could be breached in big hack attack..

Chitwan farmers protest Monsanto seeds..

Pooty Poot has “Obama envy”..

I think one day we will find out that Dennis Rodman is a paid secret intelligent asset of the United States government.. today is is again in North Korea to ‘see a friend.’ He seems to go see that friend every time Lil Kim tries to end the world or cause destruction, the latest is an execution..
This time though, we are told in press releases, that he’s there to train the Pyongyang basketball team.
Good luck Dennis. Save the world.

Is this graphic video a hoax or a true Russian alien autopsy from the 1960s? There are new twists in the story of the decades old supposed Sverdlovsk crash of a UFO.. And even if it’s not real, the video is quite graphic..

Snooki goes to Pennhurst.. 

Inside one man’s quest to look just like Justin Bieber..

Sasha Fierce? Beyonce scores #1 and makes Billboard history..

Megan Fox says she never tips less than $20. (that’s it!?)

Rumors: Joaquin Phoenix may play Lex Luther in new BATMAN VS SUPERMAN film..

DUCK DYNASTY star says being gay is illogical, and desiring a vagina is more sensible than a man’s anus. And with that, Phil Robertson has been put on hiatus..

Paul Rudd to play ANT MAN..