Month: August 2013

WASHINGTON POST: Why no one should be surprised that Jay Leno asked President Obama “real” questions

A follow up to what I just posted before about Jay Leno.. he asked some pretty tough questions last night, as pointed out by the WASHINGTON POST (not owned by the AmazonMan)..
Isn’t it sad… comedians are forced to do the work that journalists once did? Jay Leno is doing what the POST and the TIMES and the DAILY NEWS used to do, back there in the 20th century? Back before we took everything at face value.. back when we doubted.. 
Yes, indeed.. the Leno interview surprised lots.  And probably forced NBC to scratch its head wondering how the hell Jimmy Fallon would handle such a task..
Fallon? he was forced to have a joke call from a fake “Obama.” Sorry Jimmy.. not too funny.
Props Leno. You showed us why you’re number 1.

THE EPIC Midweek malfeasance; The daily run down of news you shouldn’t really know but need to anyway

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 7 2013


We have been hearing a lot lately about test tube meat .. get ready for that to be pushed onto our dinner tables within ten years. The recent test trial went down, and the foodie said it tasted ALMOST like a burger.. And really, if they could perfect gum to taste like apple pie, they’ll eventually get this fake hamburger correct.. But there are skeptics among us: MOTHER JONES details the test tube secret: Unborn cow blood. ON THOSE TERROR WARNINGS AND FEARS: Here is a must read for the tin foil hatters: The New York TIMES reported this on August 2, 2013: “Some analysts and Congressional officials suggested Friday that emphasizing a terrorist threat now was a good way to divert attention from the uproar over the N.S.A.’s data-collection programs, and that if it showed the intercepts had uncovered a possible plot, even better.” .. Good food for great thought.



Pork: It’s not for MY dinner: Hog farms battling to contain deadly virus.. Piglets are being killed by the thousands this summer.. It’s the porcine epidemic diarrhea virus..And it is ravaging some farms.



President Obama appeared on the TONIGHT SHOW with Jay Leno .. Some of the questions asked were hard hitting and not anything we have heard from ‘real’ journalists with cred asking Obama.. Amazing that a comedian is left to grill the commander in chief about the states of the union.. Props to Leno ..







And what am I missing with Justin Bieber here..? He is in a club, in New York City.. at the age of 19, when the age of legalized drinking in the United States is 21? I get he goes to the UK and starts fights and tries to be ‘restrained’ before urinating in buckets of low wage earners, after spatting on his female fans screaming for his saliva.. But in the US? at 19? In a club.. fill me in with that I am at a loss to understand..

*But don’t let the dire headlines make you change your plans: This happens every 11 years.

But here is one that may matter: Magnetic north shifting by 40 miles per year..



Get this! ACCUWEATHER is now offering a 45-day forecast.. Make your party plans now. We will see how spot on their computer guidance is.. This will take us right into back to school time and the early autumn.. 45 day forecast?? Seriously? I cannot even imagine this will be accurate on a daily run down.. But it will be able to shed light on the trends.. We can get trend forecasts now from the government, so I assume Accuweather will boast the trend over the 100% accuracy. But either way, Farmers Almanac, get ready, Hurricane Henry is closing in. Jumpin Joe Bastardi left long ago..





Very interesting story on he ‘mysteriously long lives’ of male Holocaust survivors.. (Is it possible that they are being kept around longer by the force of the universe so we can learn of the mistakes and sins of the past??

THE NEXT HOLLYWOOD BOMB: Terrible reviews coming in for THE MILLERS.. And I have to agree, even the trailers for this film look beyond un-funny..

This is a fascinating story.. not ready to deem it paranormal, but it certainly has the strange factor associated with it.. According to KHQA, a “mysterious priest” performed a miracle at the site of a Mercedes crash in Missouri.. according to the information provided, the victim was failing to fight for life. The victim asked rescue workers to pray out loud, and according to this report, it’s when a priest “appeared out of no where” .. Rescue workers said the priest prayed with the victim, and calmed her to the point where the calmness came over the rescue workers all the same.. A worker said, ” I can’t be for certain how it was said, but myself and another firefighter, we very plainly heard that we should remain calm, that our tools would now work and that we would get her out of that vehicle.” .. and they did, as the victim is now undergoing many surgeries to repair her body after the incident. AS for the priest? No where to be founnd at this point..

Reports from across the nation of strange lights in the sky

On those strange lights in the sky..
While we need to ‘check our sources’ on a regular basis, this interesting story of strange lights being in the American skies the past few nights has been brought to the HORROR REPORT’s attention from emails..
The main source on these lights appear to be WORLD NET DAILY–a news site conservative and religiously alarmist in nature.. But nonetheless, they offer this article about mystery lights on July 27 that were seen throughout the United States.. ..much of the article listed YouTube channels of vidoes where these lights in the sky were seen on that date..
Another story was sent to me from WORLD NET DAILY stating that there are more lights in the sky–‘they keep coming’
The story was posted yesterday and once again uses YouTube users as the main source of content..According to date stamps on the videos, it appears these new lights were from August 4..
Some reports quoted in the article say that the lights appeared to be in formation, not blinking at all, and seemingly headed in one direction before simply vanishing before the eyes of witnesses. The reports came from various states..
Interestingly enough, around the second to last week of July, a person who is very close to the HORROR REPORT (and mostly labels me a tin foil conspiracy madman) told me of a craft she saw.. I will keep her nameless to protect her. She described a triangular craft that seemed to hover above her over a major interstate and business center. She said it made no noise, and seemed to somehow glide with the air. Interestingly enough, clouds shrouded the sky that day except for the portion of the sky where this strange craft was.. I told her my thought was it was most likely a military plane or a drone, nothing out of this world (that is typically what I think 99% of UFO accounts are to begin with)n .. but the fire in her eyes describing this and the way she was shaken up telling me about the weirdness of it all did cause me a little concern. She is a very logical person who does not typically go down the road of paranormal or otherworldly..
But what this all may mean is something is going on in the skies above us..
I would love to know if you out there have any reports or videos or links to lights like this .. please email me at Bryan@HorrorReport.com with your information.. I will keep your name confidential..

Not to put any undo pressure on him…

But my friend over at the CINEMA PSYCHO is going to type up a story about true horror in this world and how we are more worried about the fake kind.. We were talking about a 1-800 help line for parents to call about their troubled kids, it was a commercial that ran late night in his area. On the ad, a parent is frantically calling for help about their troubled teen. In the background is a poster of a zombie hanging on the wall–clearly implying that horror and icons of film is something to fear.
Meanwhile..
Drones strike innocent people..
Babies are killed in Syria..
The NSA is following my keystrokes..
And…Justin Bieber music still sells.
I don’t know if the Cinema Psycho will go the route of mentioning drones or the Beeb, but I highly anticipate his article–they are always great.
Looking forward to it ..
(Again, hope no undo pressure is now being put on him to produce, but I really want to read his thoughts..)

Case of the Mondays: The news today is from bad to worse

MONDAY AUGUST 5 2013

LATEST TERROR THREAT:










A gift or a curse? A woman finds a 7-foot-tall bucket of KFC in her yard.. It’s a mystery as to how it happened and where it was from.. it’s became an instant hit, though, and somewhat of a tourist attraction. Some people have cattle mutilations, or crop circles.. this mystery in Georgia is a massive bucket of chicken..



She was arrested.. she was laughed at and mocked.. but now she must face this: Lindsay Lohan grilled by Oprah!







Bayou update: Is the Louisiana sinkhole actually a volcano? .. The ADVOCATE reports that the sinkhole has grown in a ‘volcano-like quality’ .. tremors and methane releases have occurred. While no expert has called this sinkhole a volcano, just that reference makes me wonder if the reporter was told it’s a possibility.. It has been over one year since this sinkhole opened up and began swallowing the earth–scientists continue to believe it’s the result of a failure of a Texas Brine Co salt dome cavern after it was mined too closely to the outer face of the underground salt deposit..
But that volcano reference.. hmm…




This news alert from CNN

The State Department is extending the closure of some embassies and consulates “out of an abundance of caution.” The department is also closing a few additional posts.

In a statement released Sunday, the department said the closures are not “an indication of a new threat stream.”

Twenty-two U.S. embassies and consulates were closed Sunday amid fears of an al Qaeda attack.

A journey to the center of the earth in Sharon Springs, Kansas, as a massive sinkhole opens up

People are flocking to Wallace County Kansas, just to see if the images are true.. could it be, a massive sinkhole suddenly opening up?
The town of Sharon Springs, Kansas, is very remote. The population is under 800, it has one library, and its public school system has under 500 kids *both high school and grade school*.. But it’s now a tourist attraction due to a 200 feet across and 90 feet deep sinkhole that opened in the ground.. According to reports from Sharon Springs, the sinkhole seemed to open overnight.. Suddenly and quickly.. The rapid vanishing act taking place on the once secure land..
According to comments from town Sheriff Larry Townsend, the hole continues to get bigger..
The sinkhole seems to be swallowing an entire pasture. According to reports, no digging, or irrigation, or natural gas fracking has taken place around the area where the earth left..
There are fears tonight that cracks are spreading from the sinkhole and that cracks in the ground may open up to form more areas of disaster..
Absolutely amazing video of the sinkhole here, including images of people being “brave”  enough to hike to the bottom..
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AYl85tLTHs]