Annabelle just came to Gettysburg. Good thing nothing bad happened in pennsylvania today

Annabelle,” the infamous, supposedly haunted doll housed in the Warren’s Occult Museum in Connecticut, will be coming to the Soldiers Orphanage Homestead from July 11-13 as part of the “Devils on the Run Tour.”

“Gettysburg, already known for its historical significance and paranormal energy, will be graced by Annabelle’s presence at the ‘Haunted Orphanage,’” TCD Paracon and Entertainment wrote in the event’s description. “This location is already rife with eerie tales and supernatural activity. The Haunted Orphanage, with its tragic past, is a place where the paranormal seems to thrive. Annabelle’s visit to this location is sure to create a unique experience for those brave enough to join in this stop along the ‘Devils on the Run’ tour.”

Okay hold up—Annabelle’s in Gettysburg, the 911 system is down statewide, and we’re just supposed to go about our day like it’s not the opening scene of a horror movie?



Look, officially and logically: yes, these things are unrelated. Tech glitches happen. Firewalls can misbehave. And haunted dolls do tour the country for museum exhibitions or PR stunts.

This Tiktok video actually shows people in Pennsylvania getting the statewide alert when they were actually going to see Annabelle.


But.
This is Pennsylvania. This is Gettysburg. A place already loaded with energy, tragedy, and spirits still on unpaid overtime. Add Annabelle to the mix and you’ve basically hit the paranormal lottery..

Is anything bad going to happen today?
Probably not.
Could this all be coincidence?
Sure.
But if your dog starts barking at nothing, your TV turns on by maybe just, I don’t know, sage the place down like you mean it..

You know, just in case…