AMERICA THE PARANOID

Welcome to your July 4, 2015.. fear, dreadful fear, has enveloped the entire nation. From sea to horrible sea, we are living in a state of anxiety.. abundant horror..

That previous paragraph was written in complete sarcasm.

So turn off the news for the 4th and live some life and get back your heart and soul. 

There is only fear if you’re fearful.. 

This is how REUTERS surmised the spirit of America this Independence Day:

Millions of Americans readied on Saturday for Independence Day parades and firework shows amid worries over possible security threats, a spike in shark attacks on East Coast beaches and the danger of wildfires in the West.

Wow that’s scary.

more:

Hundreds of thousands of people were expected to flood the National Mall in Washington, D.C., for a parade, concerts, and a fireworks display that uses 6,500 shells. The National Park Service is installing 3.4 miles (5.47 km) of chain link fencing, 14,000 feet (4,270 meters) of bike racks and almost 350 portable toilets to cope with the crowds.

Something tells me that is NOT going to be enough portable toilets. 
So there you go.. something else to be fearful about.