Day: November 15, 2020

  • THE STAND: THE DARK MAN VS THE PROPHET

    THE STAND: THE DARK MAN VS THE PROPHET

    A new trailer revealed:

    At one point in the trailer, a character says “It’s dangerous being a prophet during times of upheaval.” That’s a direct reference to Whoopi Goldberg’s character, Mother Abagail Freemantle, who though over 100 years old in the novel has been anointed by God to lead good people out of superflu devastated America to the city of Boulder, Colorado.

    The trailer focuses closely on Mother Abagail and her evil opposite, the Dark Man, Randall Flagg—played by Alexander Skarsgård. In the novel, they encounter each other in dreams and visions and Flagg grows frustrated because he can’t use his possibly demonic powers to affect her.

    Stephen King has written an all-new epilogue for the series as well. It premieres on Thursday, Dec. 17, and will stream exclusively on CBS All Access. 

  • Trump Tweetcedes and then un-cedes

    Trump Tweetcedes and then un-cedes

    Is it now over? How President Trump finally conceded the election to Joe Biden?

    He did it the Trump way before undid it:

    Trump went on to Tweet:

    All of the mechanical “glitches” that took place on Election Night were really THEM getting caught trying to steal votes. They succeeded plenty, however, without getting caught. Mail-in elections are a sick joke!

    Minutes later, as “He won” began trending on social media, President Trump renewed his previous “we will win” comment ..

    And showing that the Commander in Chief carefully watches the trending button on his Twitter feed, he said this:

    And now begins potentially the earliest campaign cycle in history. With the lead Republican candidate, if he declares, Donald Trump. With rallies for the next 1,460 days until November ’24

  • The God of Chaos in 2068

    The God of Chaos in 2068

    This website has been around in some form or another since the year 2000.. I can recall covering horror news of the early 21st century during the wild west days of the internet. Back then, anything was possible. And fun! There was no social media to come and ruin a good time. Instead websites offered mysteries, oddities, awful designs, and personal touches from the owners who created them.

    We devolve sometimes here into needless nostalgia. Perhaps today was one of those days.. But it happens during long cold walks in lonely parks with trees adorned with papers reminding people to wear masks.

    Today, our main headline on the front page of the Horror Report was about the asteroid Apophis.. And how it could strike the planet earth in 2068.

    Quite the scary concept.. Why not drop it in a year like 2020 when all things scary seem to reign supreme, right?

    Stories like this appearing in Bloomberg News, an article stating that the biggest effect of the COVID-19 pandemic will be social unrest and societal upheaval. We are seeing it in European countries where governments have decided to phase in to lockdown part 2, while in the United States governors are treading waters carefully due to pandemic malaise.. President-Elect Joe Biden may face a weighty choice as the death tolls mounts by the time he is sworn into office. If Donald Trump ever leaves.. 🙂

    So just picture the rebellion that would occur if we found out the world was potentially going to meet a costly fate in 2068. A doomsday date to remember.

    2068 SEEMS far away, right?

    So did 2020 back in the year 2000 when I first FTP’ed up the Horror Report onto the World Wide Web.

    Presumably if Apophis does hit, and I live to a ripe old age of 88, I will see calamity befall our home planet. My son would have a better shot at seeing at when he is 57 that year..

    It’s funny to consider.. I did some research tonight because I knew that I spread content many years ago about Apophis when it was first discovered. I hit the jackpot on the Wayback machine from the year 2005.

    The Horror Report reported this on on February 15, 2005: A giant asteroid the size of three football pitches will make the closest flyby of Earth in recorded history for an object of its size, scientists said yesterday.

    Of course the same day we said,

    There’s a concrete dildo floating around out there somewhere: Ouch: Vandals attack nude statue and chisel off penis…

    That same year, Apophis had yet to get its cool name. It was just called 2004 MN4 when Space.com reported that the flyback of the massive asteroid would be visible to the naked eye across the planet:

    Space.com pointed out that the asteroid will be 22,600 miles from Earth’s center when it flies by on April 13, 2029.

    Oh.. that is a Friday by the way, so appropriate.

    The 2036 flyby was also feared by many.. Early reports indicated that this would be the date of the collision with the planet. In 2013 those reported were discounted.

    WHEW, space journals wrote then..

    But now new information about this rock is becoming known, and with it the renewed sense of potential danger.

    While the asteroid strike is still only a possibility, with Earth Sky reporting a great article about how Apohpis is accelerating.

    Although the probability of an impact from asteroid Apophis for 2029 and 2036 has been ruled out, the new findings suggest that there might be a very small chance of impact in April 2068. Previous calculations made in 2016 had all but ruled out the probability of an impact on 2068. The chance of an impact was seen in 2016 as vanishingly small, at just 1 in 150,000 odds of impact, or a 99.99933% chance the asteroid would miss the Earth. The new findings might slightly change these numbers again, as new calculations are made using both the recent data and new observations that will be made very soon.

    So rest easy tonight. This is not the night of the mighty Apophis — we have more Earthly things to worry about with a virus raging and political distractions causing immense and true division.

    But be warned.. a giant killer stalks. It may pass by through our friendly skies safely in 2068 and all of these predictions will be naught.

    Or we will look back at 2020 and relish in the thought of just how great it was after all.