Horror Report

Day: December 26, 2017

  • WEIRDEST MELANIA OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

    WEIRDEST MELANIA OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

    BEST MELANIA OF THE YEAR


    The first lady had just as weird a set of months as her husband, the dear leader.

    Whether it was denying that she had a stand-in body double or awkwardly standing watching Christmas dancers with a pale sad face, it was a whirlwind in 2017 for the First Lady.
  • WEIRDEST TRUMP OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW

    WEIRDEST TRUMP OF THE YEAR: 2017 YEAR IN REVIEW


    There were so many! Like this image from Halloween, where President Trump welcomed various children into the Oval Office. He noted that the Asian girl near him was present, and told he was going to China for a trip.. And then he began to tell the children not to be like their parents, their parents being members of the ‘fake media.’ He took his passive aggressive anger out on the adults in the room snapping photos by telling their kids that they should not be proud of the parental professions of their guardians..

    Another bizarre moment occurred soon after Trump was sworn into office. In May, when CBS’ John Dickerson interviewed him and asked about controversial topics, Trump immediately stopped the interview and walked back to his desk Resolute. He sad down. And picked up what appeared to be a blank paper.. the silence was overwhelming and awkward.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFh5F8jUsoY]

    Another fun time came during the Great American eclipse on August 21 (more on that later) .. thought warnings persisted for weeks prior, the President seemed to defy logic and safety as he looked directly at the sun without protective glasses for several seconds.

    And while we can go on forever, we’ll sum up the final moment only with the video of what appears to be Donald Trump’s teeth dislodging as he told the world that Jerusalem was now the capital of Israel.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5w4y6GW4U8]

  • YEAR IN REVIEW: THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2017

    YEAR IN REVIEW: THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF 2017

    THE BIGGEST STORY OF 2017

    It was without a doubt the story that fed people a certain sense of tabloid, scandal.. revelation. This was the year of the great Celebrity Apocalypse! 
    The great unveiling! All of the sex scandals from politicians to media figures.. and even Harry Knowles from AINT IT COOL NEWS. Nothing this year seemed to surprise. 
    Whether it was Matt Lauer purchasing sex toys or having a button under his desk to lock women in his office, or a Kentucky legislator Dan Johnson shooting himself in the head after being stunned by information he was under scrutiny of media due to sexual molestation. This was the year where #MeToo hashtags led to women (And men) revealing secrets became the TIME persons of the year.. Where conspiracy theories about Hollywood’s culture of child molestation became factual. Corey Feldman suddenly redeemed by revelations of truth from Tinseltown. And George Bush Senior became known as David Cop-a-feel. His own nickname stuck after various women spoke of his rear grabbing habits.
    Al Franken was brought town. Roy Moore was shown the door…
    So any names. So many stories. So many victims.
    The eyes of the world are now watching.
    And though Bill Cosby’s trial did not end with successful prosecution, what mattered this year is the public eye’s verdicts. And by 2017’s end, as soon as a tidbit of information was dropped, our culture decried and asked for termination without redemption.
    In an age where all scandals are true, the subject of activity is guilty until innocent..