Tag: campaign 2016

  • Coin toss Caucus and the clown from 5th Avenue

    Coin toss Caucus and the clown from 5th Avenue

    Excitement has been building for….oh my God, about four years now? The primary season is upon us.. the groundhog says an early spring.  Donald Trump’s hair saw its shadow in Iowa. And despite Ted Cruz’s inability to score a kiss from his daughter, he won in a surprise victory. Trump down for the count? Probably not.. he surged late in Iowa and banked more on New Hampshire and South Carolina. And really, Iowa hasn’t picked a winner in more than 8 years (Santorum 12 and Huckabee 08) …

    That is not stopping the media pile on. They propped him up for ratings for months.. and now they are going to try to take him down. New York papers first.

    The stunning headline and photo from the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS is amazing.. it’s really not journalism, but it is showcasing a vibrant style that only the UK papers have made their own.

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    The paper also forfeited journalistic standards with the employment of this sentence:  The outspoken mogul suffered a “yuge” loss in the Hawkeye State’s caucuses Monday night, finishing a distant second to Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and nearly falling into third place.

    Yuge indeed.

    There is reaction to the hit piece.

    But what may be an even bigger and stranger story was captured by the Drudge Report today with its headline: AMERICA ON A COIN TOSS.

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    There is apparently a rule in Iowa.. when a caucus is deadlocked, you toss a coin. In this election, Bernie Sanders and Hillary were tied in 6 — SIX — deadlocked voted.. Coins were tossed. Each time, all 6, Hillary Clinton won.

    Karen Friar writes,

    The race between the Democrat presidential hopefuls was so tight in the Iowa caucus Monday that in at least six precincts, the decision on awarding a county delegate came down to a coin toss. And Clinton won all six, media reports said. The situation came about in precincts where Sanders and Clinton were running neck-and-neck, but there were an odd number of delegates, so they couldn’t be evenly split between the two. That was the case in precincts in Ames, Newton, West Branch, Davenport and two in Des Moines, the Des Moines Register reported.

    The media reports may all be focusing on the perceived DownFall of Trump (it will not happen, at least not yet) but the real story should be the nearly 50+% that Bernie Sanders acquired. And get this amazing stat that was reported by MSNBC, anchored by Brian Williams (he’s back and will live to tell the tall tale about it): Apparently exit polls showed a stunning near 90% of voters under the age of 30 went for Sanders. Stop and think about that number for a second.. 91% to be exact. A crotchety old white-haired Senator. And 90% of people younger are ditching Hillary and the 20th century to ride his wave.. THAT my friends is the real story.

    Enough politics for now.

    Back to the news.
    As NOT reported by the fine journalists at the DAILY NEWS.

     

  • THE CREEP IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

    THE CREEP IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

    On the eve of the Iowa caucus, Ted Cruz has run into a bit of a jam..

    First he sent controversial mailers to people calling out people–by name–for not voting as much as they should..

    But then something even weirder happened: He tried to kiss his daughter on the campaign trial. This ensued:

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    The video is tough to watch–a little disconcerting? A little creepy? She flicks her fingers at him before he tries a number of times to score a kiss in front of cameras. It did not go well.

    The same reaction from Iowa voters may talk place tomorrow night.

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  • POLITICS ALERT: GET READY

    POLITICS ALERT: GET READY

    The cold corn fields if Iowa are going to be lit up tomorrow with the fire of presidential zeal.. it’s here: The caucusing.

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    While the HORROR REPORT steers normally clear of political footballs or policy debate, we still do pay attention and like to point out some of the stranger aspects of the news cycle.. I am also, personally, a bit of a political junkie. However, I have sense: Most if not all of it is a useless gamble on the future, with players on a stage who normally act out a role. This year’s acting is spectacular, though.. Ratings high. And they will edge higher. Tomorrow night’s Caucus coverage will be a victory for the networks..

    …and some nail biting.
    This report from the NEW YORK TIMES seems to be capture the moment in time we are living in:

    But as the Iowa caucuses loom on Monday — the first votes after 1,500 candidate rallies, 60,000 TV ads and a nail-biting tightening of the polls here — the state’s voters are poised to play their most significant role ever in both parties’ nominating contests. And their embrace of candidates on the ideological fringes has amplified a national grass-roots rebellion against establishment politicians.

    Both Democrats and Republicans have seen their presumptive nominees of a year ago — deeply experienced, proven political leaders — brushed aside by Iowans in favor of idol-smashing outsiders.

    It’s anti-establishment..

    There has been some wild times. With more to go.


    Just this weekend.. Ted Cruz may have done the creepiest and worst things in Iowa politics: He called people out BY NAME for not voting, and sent it to a flier to people’s neighbors! NOT THE ONION. Real.

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    Bush speaks at the Iowa Caucus Presidential Candidate Briefing at Nationwide Insurance in Des Moines, Iowa

    There is hardly any excitement for Hillary.. nothing for JEB, despite his exclamation point. Rand Paul flopped as much as his hair.. the bigger they are the harder they fall, as exemplified by Christie… who emerges? An old messy haired socialist who flaunts populist ideals and an orange billionaire who flaunts his wealth. The choice is stark. It’s amazing.. it’s a ratings bonanza. It’s also going to be a wild year.

    Even Bubba is looking old as of late.. The times are getting to people.

    Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has made a strong push to appeal to evangelical voters in Iowa, who comprised 57 percent of caucus voters in 2012 and are expected to play a huge role in determining the outcome of the poll on February 1

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    Predictions for tomorrow: Bernie wins Iowa, but not by much. On the elephant’s side; Trump wins by a sound margin, Cruz and Rubio fight for second. Rubio makes a jump and Cruz’s bruisin begins.

    That’s the most pre-game you’ll get from me.

    I hope you’re mentally preparing yourself for the onslaught of political advertising yet to come.

  • CREATIVITY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

    CREATIVITY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

    This wll undoubtedly be a wild year of political strangeness.. Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are toppling the norms and powers that be wtih big audiences, lots of attention, and potential victories in upcoming primaries..

    But as usual with the HORROR REPORT, we like to point out the more bizarre and odd..

    The odd can be found in Iowa, where a lone protester is making headlines for following Ted Cruz around and holding up a sign saying he likes Nickelback..

    It’s weird.
    And really, who likes Nickelback?
    Ted Cruz?
    Maybe.. but not the protester.

    As Joshua Fetcher writes, pointing out that the protester did not reveal his name to media at this point,

    However, the band took the protester’s jabs in stride in a Jan. 11 tweet, “NICKELBACK Employee of the Month. January 2016. #Election2016 #Nickelback4President”

    But, when asked about his favorite Nickelback song, the protester told the Post, “I don’t like Nickelback.”

     

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    Jimmy Kimmel’s debate coverage..

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    Stephen Colbert lampoons the Democratic debate..

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    Seth Meyers with CNN debate lampooning.

  • Bernie won all the focus groups and online polls — so why is the media saying Hillary won the debate?

    Bernie won all the focus groups and online polls — so why is the media saying Hillary won the debate?

    Bernie won all the focus groups and online polls — so why is the media saying Hillary won the debate?

    The same reason that Ron Paul won all of the Republican debates in 08 and 12 but was never credited for it.

    People who have true passions and beliefs are so often .. well.. ignored.

    The mainstream wants who they want.

    And they don’t want Bernie, the same as they didn’t want Ron Paul.

    The true match made in heaven for America would actually be the libertarian free wheeling Paul vs the man of the people socialist Sanders. That, really, would be a ‘choice’ ..