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Tag: TMNT2

  • EARLY TMNT2 DOLLARS

    EARLY TMNT2 DOLLARS

    The cash count for TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS is already flowing..
    The weekend may not be EPIC as Mikey may say, but the movie should finish semi-strong..

    It cost $135 million to make.. It’s opening weekend is currently being projected by insiders at $31 million–that is a flatline compared to the thought a few weeks back that Michael Bay may exceed $50 mil for the opener..

    According to sources quoted by Deadline this morning, the faltering Turtles box haul is being blamed early on the target market shift. Instead of playing to Generation X and Y nostalgia, they went the family friendly route and advertised heavily on Nick, especially during the Ninja Turtles cartoon and Spongebob.

    Being that I have a 5-year-old, I have grown to love Spongebob and the Ninja Turtles Cartoon. So no complaints from me, but the overall box dollars may suffer compared to the marketing campaign for the original.

    But maybe sequels to TMNT just don’t work?
    OR …maybe June releases aren’t good either.

    This weekend, me included, millions of people will be attending graduation parties. This is graduation weekend. Competition to movie theaters is stiff ..

    Maybe an August release, like the original had in ’14, would have been better.

  • Why I will not be Damning the Turtles to Shell

    Why I will not be Damning the Turtles to Shell

    Yes.. The reviews will be bad. Poor. Lackluster..

    This is my PRE-watching review.

    The few already on Rotten Tomatoes claim the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES sequel is pitiful.. 


    By any measure I stopped caring years ago what critics said. The movies they lambaste often prove decent. Those they proclaim to me are too many times unwatchable ..

    In the case of TMNT2? My son is excited for it. 

    And maybe because of both parental and nostalgic reasoning, but I’m nostalgic too.

    And I’ll admit this: I enjoyed the first movie. Despite Michael Bay. Despite the negative press.. Despite all that, I enjoyed it.

    I think it’s a ‘summertime’ thing. You can suspend your good taste and imagination long enough to enjoy a mindless blockbuster. The TURTLES seem to fit the build enough to say that it will be a movie, quite honestly, that I enjoy. 


    As a family we will chow down on popcorn. We will stare longingly at Megan Fox but not her thumbs. And we as a collective audience at the film will laugh and cheer in spite of ourselves.

    After all it’s summer. And my son can’t wait to see the NINJA TURTLES on the big screen.

    This is big for him. And it will be for me.

  • ALL THUMBS! Megan would avoid JONAH HEX if she could do it all again

    ALL THUMBS! Megan would avoid JONAH HEX if she could do it all again

    Megan Fox continues her publicity tour for the newest NINJA TURTLES incarnation.. but she is also showering some hopeless words on a past flick that she wishes she’d never made: JONAH HEX..

    Josh Brolin hated it too..

    The movie was an utter failure. Slammed by critics and panned by fans. The COMIC flick didn’t capture much imagination.. as a matter of fact, when I saw the comments about Fox hating the movie, I had to re-Google the year the movie even came out! 2010 for the record.

    [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTB6lwJtA6I]

    No word on whether she’s be JENNIFER’S BODY again.

    But we know the HEX she’d avoid.

    If only thumbs could turn back time.

  • The Kraang!

    The Kraang!

    Forgive me.. But the super bowl was awful.. The commercials were terrible. Lady Gaga gave me the chills but they wore off before halftime..

    Nonetheless one worthwhile moment occurred when the trailer for the upcoming June release of the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 came out.. It had brief glimpses of Rock Steady.. It had Bebop.. And yes it even showed off a small short snippet of the Kraang..


    Nothing about Baxter Stockman but he’ll be present as well.

    I am very excited about this movie.. My son is too.

    Can’t wait for June..

    The trailer here.

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    New NINJA TURLES photos are revealed.. You can see them all here at http://www.teenagemutantninjaturtles.com/blog/tmnt-2-hints-at-possible-trilogy-w-interesting-easter-eggs-new-images/ ..

    I picked my favorite of the bunch: The new photo of the KRAANG…

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    Not everyone could say that Megan Fox stares inside their window..

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    A scene from the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 leaked.. This is BEE BOP AND ROCK STEADY before they mutate..

    As another site I follow notes, people seem to be angry that they are human prior to their mutation. I agree with jaxblade ..people need to calm down, chill out. And just enjoy the show.

    There is historical precedent already: They were ALWAYS humans before they mutated.. Even my four-year-old was able to tell you that at the age of three..

    Cannot wait for this film, and getting more excited for it with each leak, each rumor, and each photo of Megan Fox’s thumbs..