The April fools Easter crash

THE out-of-control Chinese space station heading for Earth this weekend is expected to put on a “splendid show”, according to experts.

The Tiangong-1 space craft is expected to tear across the sky – similar to that of a meteor shower – once it plummets into the Earth’s atmosphere somewhere between today and Easter Monday.

All eyes on the sky.. 


The future is now: Mind reading here

Here we go.. whether you like it or not. If you say you do well, we will be able to figure out if you really do.

Mind reading is here.. 

Scientists have developed an astonishing mind-reading machine which can translate what you are thinking and instantly display it as text.

They claim that it has an accuracy rate of 90 per cent or more and say that it works by interpreting consonants and vowels in our brains.

Study leader David Moses told the Sun: ‘No published work has demonstrated real-time classification of sentences from neural signals.

‘Given the performance exhibited by [the machine] in this work and its capacity for expansion, we are confident in its ability to serve as a platform for the proposed speech prosthetic device.’

Hillbilly Jim getting inducted into he WWE hall of fame

Let the nostalgia take flight! 

From the WWE: Hillbilly Jim often found himself standing across the ring from nefarious Superstars managed by Jimmy Hart, but in the years since their heyday, the relationship between the two men changed. 

Their new dynamic will be on display when Hart inducts Hillbilly Jim into the WWE Hall of Fame during the 2018 Induction Ceremony, streaming live on WWE Network Friday, April 6, at 8 ET/5 PT.


Pretty Funko: Coming this June, horror cereal!

In an interview with the Coronado Eagle & Journal, Funko founder Michael Becker reported  that this Summer will see the launch of a brand new line of Funko Cereal that includes licenses that are part of the company’s POP! line.


First up: Freddy Krueger, Elvira and Beetlejuice.. 

More..

“One of the fun things is we are about to release our own line of cereal, with a mini-Pop inside,” Becker explained. “We got all the cool licenses like He-Man, Wonder Woman, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Freddy Krueger and our own Freddy Funko. We start shipping to stores in June and we have the distribution set up and the product is pre-sold. It’s just one more of those feel-good Funko items.”

Looking forward to Freddy. The little HorrorReporter Ayden sans Cuphead. And the He-Man statement has me a little curious as to the future of my breakfast table.. 

Miley a bad bunny on Easter

Miley just released a sultry set of pastel-colored Easter pics to celebrate the religious holiday in her own way in a shoot with Vogue … featuring the singer wearing bunny ears, standing in an Easter basket, petting a fluffy cat, flaunting a see-through top and cleavage, and… getting spanked.



Is Heather wading into danger at Midnight?

Last night on MIDNIGHT IN THE DESERT, host Heather Wade announced that she plans on breaking into Area 51 this June and is asking for volunteers to go with her..
MORE: It is a criminal act and poses danger to life and limb to cross the barrier at the gate..

ART BELL posted on Facebook last night, “All I know for sure is she is a truly determined Woman and no amount of talking is going to change her mind. I truthfully say the same thought has crossed my mind over the Years but the thought of Arrest or worst case getting shot always stopped me. She has Cajones”

Bell went on to reply to a comment asking if he would also go, “No, I will stay here to fill in if she needs it and my guess is she will, Area 51 Invasions are for the young.”




Jurassic World gets a writer

Speaking with EW, Steven Spielberg said that “Colin Trevorrow is going write and direct the third Jurassic World story.”

Emily Carmichael will write the script with Colin Trevorrow. Steven Spielberg will of course return to executive produce, alongside Trevorrow.

Frank Marshall and Pat Crowley also return as producers.

The trilogy-ender will arrive on June 11, 2021.




TUESDAY MARCH 20 2018

The decision came after a television broadcast in which Mr. Nix was recorded suggesting unseemly practices to influence foreign elections…

MONDAY MARCH 19 2018

Sources say the streaming giant is ponying up as much as $350,000 an episode for each of the show’s adult actors…
Finn Wolfhard, Gaten Matarazzo, and Caleb McLaughlin, the show’s young male stars, are set to make more than $150,000 per episode, according to the report. Millie Bobby Brown, considered the breakout from the first two seasons, is reportedly earning more than three boys.. All four reportedly earned $30,000 per episode for the first two seasons. The two main adult stars, Winona Ryder and David Harbour, are now set to make more than $200,00 per episode, according to the report..
DANNY MCBRIDE promises his alternate HALLOWEEN movie will reference other films.. MORE: That means that even Halloween II, which takes place on the same night and picks up immediately after the end of the first film, is not part of what McBride is calling an “alternate reality” for the franchise. It’s a somewhat risky move considering the franchise’s long history, but like Disney’s decision to wipe the slate clean with the Star Wars Expanded Universe, it offers up a new world of possibilities for the creative team…
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McBride and Green’s film will be set 40 years after the original and return to Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) — who’s now a mother and grandmother — as Michael Myers reappears in her life. How the film will address Michael’s disappearance and the 40-year gap between stories (something the other films have never had the chance to try) is still a mystery, but that means Laurie’s days as a teacher living under an assumed name with her son (as in Halloween H20) no longer count, and neither do the stories about Laurie’s daughter Jamie (as in Halloween 4 and 5), which were already rendered non-canon by later sequels..
This is going to be G R E A T ! ! ! A horror movie from Shawn Levy and James Wan! .. MORE: The minds behind The Conjuring and Stranger Things are coming together for a new YA-based horror film. According to Deadline, James Wan and producer Shawn Levy will be developing an adaptation of Stephanie Perkins’s novel There’s Someone Inside Your House for a coming-of-age slasher-style film. The book centers on a young girl named Makani Young, who, a year after moving from Hawaii to Nebraska to live with her grandmother, gets caught in the middle of something sinister when her friends start getting murdered in hideous fashion. While the killer is being pursued, Makani has to reckon with her own secrets, and according to the Deadline report, audiences can expect “1980s and ’90s slasher movie meets a John Hughes coming-of-age tale like The Breakfast Club.” So if you’re into Stranger Things and teen screams, this movie is for you…
STRANGER THINGS gets hit with #MeToo! In a statement, the Duffer brothers said, “We are deeply upset to learn that someone felt uncomfortable on our set. Due to the high-stress nature of production, tempers occasionally get frayed, and for that, we apologize. However, we think it is important not to mischaracterize our set, where we believe strongly in treating everyone fairly regardless of gender, orientation, race, religion, or anything else. We remain totally committed to providing a safe and collaborative working environment for everyone on our productions”..